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Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood…. Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with… I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood…. Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with… I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day

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My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Burning Man happened, so if you are on social media, which I am not really, but I am unfortunately aware of what’s going on – because I’ve created this stupid existence with this stupid site that I am addicted to updating for no real reason other than I got nothing else going on and can’t quit it… Now, for those of you who don’t know about Burning Man, it’s a fucking nightmare to me, where all these losers dress up like Tank Girl in the middle of the desert, to listen to very important and underground artists like SKRILLEX, with very down to earth – removing themselves from all the luxuries of the world like wifi and showers – except in the wifi and shower zone… It’s like Halloween in September…giving rich people a reason to dress up…and feel like they are part of something because they are vapid and empty…and like thinking they aren’t… I clicked the burning man hashtag and along with Alexis Ren – Instagram model and Sara Sampaio – Victoria’s Secret model…there was a bunch of other silliness that doesn’t seem appealing to be stuck in the desert with….even if they show their tits while on psychedelics…. The whole gathering seems idiotic…but I’m here looking at the pics…not staring at the tits…so who’s the real idiot in all this…yep…me… They call themselves Burners but none ever burn to death…bummer… A video posted by Timothy Copeman (@timmeat) on Sep 6, 2016 at 8:09am PDT A video posted by @tomarindo on Sep 6, 2016 at 2:16am PDT The post Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in a Bathing Suits of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian was recently in a bathing… she was the cuter Kardashian when they were first branding themselves, and I hate saying that any of these monsters are anything interesting – or good…but comparatively – she was the one that fucked white guys…but she’s an old mom now, and cute has become totally uninteresting – and more importantly just another one we want to throw into the fucking fire pit where the rest of these idiots belong… What is interesting – is the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian, the monster Kardashian, who has done a little fitness and a lot of plastic surgery – which is nothing abnormal for the family, they must have an in house dude – as this ass – is not her ass, it’s not even her dad OJ Simpson’s genetics…it’s all ass injections – clown ass – and the sickest thing about this disgusting creature is that young girls, 18 year old girls – follow her fucking lead…it’s so twisted…the world…is so twisted…so stupid looking – but black dudes love it…and that’s all that matters to her deep cunt. The post Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in a Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek In A Pink Bikini Is The Best Way To Say Good-Bye To Summer

Posted on September 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With the end of summer fast approaching, you have to take in as many of those warm, sunny days as you can. Though for many of us, I’m afraid, summer’s already over, but the Fall Equinox won’t be here until September 22nd, so technically speaking we have a few more days of summer left. And what better way to say good-bye to another summer than with Salma Hayek in a bikini…. read more

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