Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful….. Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE Here’s her tattoo… The post Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Clauson is clearly a big girl, just not an offensively big girl, a big girl who can pull off not coming across as a big girl in her pictures because she’s proportionate… She’s also Sports Illustrated celebrated vagina, she was on the cover, overtaking monster Kate Upton who was too busy out eating… They are obviously trying to push her as hard as they can, and I guess trying to produce content in more than just February… She’s probably best known for being a slutty 16 year old on set with her dad who sued Urban Outfitters for producing her child erotica – and won….my kind of girl….use that body to extort innocent unsuspecting men..with those tits!! The post Hailey Clauson for SI Swim’s Summer Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Normally when a contest is run through social media in any form, I tend to tune out automatically. But it appears that the good people over at Sports Illustrated have used Instgram to find a new swimsuit model and I have say, thank you social media for giving us Mia Kang. … read more
New weird fetish – Miley Cyrus mouth on her social media – because when you’re into Miley Cyrus, the character she created for her tour, all naked all the time, but she hasn’t been in character since the tour ended, allowing her to go back to being the actual Miley Cyrus who doesn’t actually know who that person is, but is definitely more boring that when the dancing monkey starts dancing as her management dangles money in front of her face…. But her mouth…that shit is weird enough to jerk off to… The post Miley Cyrus for the Mouth Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato is really into showing off her ass now that she’s been reportedly single… The crazy bipolar bisexual body positive bulkshit who is actually just an attention seeking, working out, trying to be hot, doing squats, showing off her ass because she finds it hot…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this nonsense… From “no make-up” Monday…to Instagram whore in 60 days is the name of her next self help book…and I figure if your ass has volume and is worth looking at, and even if it isn’t, you should post it for people like me to stare at it….even though lovato isn’t really anything I’m Into… The post Demi Lovato Butt Shot for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace may not have tits, even though her dad is a plastic surgeon, but she decorates them like a Christmas tree with that nipple ring visible in one of these pics that I am posting for all you creepy Chloe Grace fans who make me uncomfortable based on falling for her when she was 12 and in spandex…. TO See PAPARAZZI PICS OF elle Fanning CLICK HeRe The post Chloe Grace Moretz’ Titty Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is a slutty lil indian…I am not convinced she’s actually jail bait – but I do like to buy into her lie – the entertainment industry is a lie – it’s fantasy or as I like to call it – bullshit…. But she’s doing a good job with the little slutty bisexual half naked act…it works She’s not doing a good job being politically correct in her little Indian psychedelic headdress that I think should be blown out of proportion and boycotted and forgotten and not hireable. Feathers in the hair…cultural appropriation… Where are the college feminists who feel she’s an empowered girl running her own career for her male management…defending her honor…right now…having a melt down freaking out about cultural appropriation…short circuiting – do you defend the Slut / slutlife or do you shut her down for being insensitive to native Americans…chaos just happened… The post Bella Thorne is Offensive Jailbait of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw these Jessica Alba pictures yesterday and thought nothing of them. I thought “hard nipples on a mom”…I see that shit everyday. I just assume it is from all the lecherous parasites that ravaged their vaginas chewing on their goddamn nipples over the course of 4 years that just makes them more engorged and inflamed and scarred up and numb…erotic…. But there was a time I used to think hard nipples were everything – because they were everything – it was an era where girls didn’t show much skin and t-shirt in gym class thanks to cheap cotton bras and bouncing around in the fall weather would give the 15 year old me something to cum to… So I guess what I am saying this magical Friday is that hard nipples are timeless, they bridge the gap of generations, they apply to young and old, sick and healthy, dead or alive…well maybe not dead, I don’t necrophilia, even one could argue the birth of a woman’s first child is her death…but some go getters, like Alba, power through. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Alba’s Hard Mom Nips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if this is Leslie Jones….or if it is a prank cuz a story of her pics being hacked…I know that any fat black girl could pass for her…and possibly some farm animals…and that’s not a racist statement – it applies to white girls this size also….and really, a lot of dudes love big girls overpowring them. I know at least one skinny white dude who seeks this shit out…big black girls suffocating him out…true story… I know Ghostbusters sucked, people blamed her…it was a terrible idea. I know some people find her comedy brilliant. I know lots of ppl went racist on her on twitter – making Harambe jokes…and I know what she may look like taking it up the ass…..GRAPHIC… I also know this may get me sued…so we will say it’s PROBABLY NOT Leslie Jones….it can’t be Leslie Jones….we don’t need to s this – but if the lawyers come at me – we will know the truth…. The post Lesly Jones’ Alleged Hacked Photos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Rat Cow is garbage. Last week’s kitchen garbage. Just played out, used up and already past around and exhausted…that pussy is prolapsed hanging halfway down her leg after the gangbang that is running train on her… But she’s still working it, keep this alive as long as she can, don’t let it end just yet – she still has followers so keep them happy….with her ass… An ass I would lick back to health after that gangbang because this love is real. The post Rat Cow Nude and Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
