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Bella Thorne Kisses a Girl of the Day

Obviously…this was bound to happen. This girl is a master of this shit, she’s just got it all figure out – how simple minded men are – that the less slutty approach gets way more response if there’s a level of slutty in it – becuase being spread pussied on her insta wouldn’t leave anything for the imagination – it’d just be gratuitous – but showing tits in a top, ass in tight pants or shorts, dancing and squatting and swimming is all innocent fun…and pervert dudes love innocent fun…just keep giving them a little taste and they keep coming back for more… It’s got to the point of girl on girl kiss – I feel like I’m at a college party in the 1990s when this behavior first came to my attention – “girls kiss girls for guys to get horny and fuck them – only to be called rapists the next day”….fascinating… The post Bella Thorne Kisses a Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caption CompeTITion: Lindsey Vonn Ass Edition

Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we’ll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its… nudity, through a caption. The post will be updated when the best caption is chosen, and the winner will be contacted via e-mail to receive a Mr. Skin t-shirt or other skintastic swag. Good luck!… read more

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Fact: Amanda Seyfried Is Super Sexy

Of the things in life which are simply facts and cannot be proven untrue—like water being wet, the sky is blue, and everything tastes like chicken, these things we fully accept. Well, there is something else that we should simply accept as fact and that is Amanda Seyfried is super sexy…. read more

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More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked… She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia…. Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream… All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time… But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good.. Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings… TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day

Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me… WHO KNOWS.. What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods… From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission… The post Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in Famewhores of the Day

First Up we’ve got – Ola Jordan Wet T-Shirt Car Wash Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…or her porn name because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows after giving them to the producers”… I mean if she isn’t a stripper by trade, the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing her nipples intentionally for attention would be a big deal….but here are her nipples for attention…making me think…she’s probably a stripper by trade..the kind who does full service.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Second up – we’ve got – Courtney Stodden bikini…. It amazes me that Courtney Stodden exists, I am sure she realizes that she was just a joke that people seemed to like at the time she first started to exist. But after so many shameless attempts at reality shows, or publicity stunts, she’s at the point where she’s either staged a pregnancy, or terminated a pregnancy, and is milking it like it’s a storyline…staging paparazzi bikini pics of her crying at the beach after shaving her head to honor her dead baby. It’s absurd, but people eat it up…I don’t know what kind of people eat it up, no one I know knows who Courtney Stodden is…but I guess someone is into it…because otherwise she’d disappear like most hookers..thanks to dying from drug overdoses because life failed them… This shit is ridiculous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Today in Famewhores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TV Nudity Report: Power and Tyrant 8.22.16

It was a light week for nudity on the boob tube, but thankfully the quality more than makes up for the lack of quantity!… read more

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Zoey Deutch And Chloë Grace Moretz Are Sexy Workout Buddies

I have often heard that the best way to stick to a workout routine is to have a workout buddy. You know, someone to help keep you on a schedule, someone to motivate you when you when you just don’t feel like working out, and most importantly someone to be just as sexy as you in workout clothes, like gym buddies Zoey Deutch and Chloë Grace Moretz…. read more

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Old Lady Hilary Duff’s Tits on Snapchat of the Day

We call this snapchat filter – Titty Stretch Marks because it makes them stretch marks on them mom tits – that were stretched out as a parasite caused her to fill up with milk and then tried to suck them dry…until succeeding…and I’ve had parasites and know it’s a fucking mess…really pop. You know the back and white contrast making a roadmap on her tits that I’d like to navigate…not because I am a Hilary Duff jailbait fan, but because I am a new recruit and I like how strong her legs and ass are…strong enough to handle a hockey team…in the locker room…during initation…it’s how she met her husband…as you know, a classic college aged romance….with a lot more money and issues from being exploited as a child.. And the real question is – what happened to Haylie Duff…it’s like she died…oh…I just googled her and she’s on TV with a cooking show, I mean that’d make sense since her face was so weird, she’d have to trick men with good meals…not that this is about Haylie duff, she’s just always trying to get a piece of anything her baby sister’s involved in…the other sibling..always the worst.. Here’s Hilary leaving the gym…all strong assed in leggigns… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HER The post Old Lady Hilary Duff’s Tits on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helena Christensen Nipple in Vogue Portugal of the Day

Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s… She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones…. Early Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, designed to target men, to give them something to jerk off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…brilliant really… Send jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble…and being jerked off to by millions…made these girls stars…and rightfully so, because a woman’s looks and ability to pose in underwear to make men richer – including their pimp agents…is really her only worth…Thanks for the life lessson in Feminism Victoria’s Secret… Now this one is for Vogue Portugal, I guess they need shit to look at when not fishing… The post Helena Christensen Nipple in Vogue Portugal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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