Here are some amazing pics of Stella Maxewll by Montreal’s own Max Abadian for Elle Brazil…andshe looks fucking amazing… I’ve never really been a Stella Maxwell fan, but whatever she’s been doing to herself to look more like a model and less like a dumpy hipster, thanks to Victoria’s Secret Mall brand contracts making it impossible to be a hipster when you’re working for the MAN…not that hipsters are against the MAN anymore, they are actually the biggest consumers, buying nonsense and thinking they are artists, while dancing, or in Stella Maxwell’s case fucking…Miley Cyrus… The world has gone what we used to call Hostess Twinkie, even though Hostess went broke and doesn’t exist, it still means candy coated, commercial, nonsense… So get in, cash in, everything is a fucking ad or sales pitch…nothing is just cool or content for the sake of content…everyone wants that Yacht, or billion dollar app, or whatever.. But at least they show their asses in the process.. The post Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Would you believe there are some people out there who believe marketing and advertising doesn’t work on them? Yeah, it’s true. Of course, everyone falls for marketing and advertising. Come on, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t be interested in whatever product a topless Abbey Lee Kershaw was selling. … read more
Emily Osment, who is roped into the new Fappening, that is currently either a fake story, because all I’ve got is a screenshot of some folders and not what’s actually in said folders, but I think is how the other Fappening happened, so bitch better be scared, or not give a fuck, as anyone with a sex tape will say “sex is a natural thing” but if it’s a natural thing, if it’s so fucking natural, why doesn’t any single person on this site get sex ever…just a gang of virgins in the dark corner of the internet, the actual dark and sad because we can’t afford our electric bill corner of the internet, where we wait for the actual nerds to crack nude pics for us to feel like we have a purpose.. I guess we’ll find out once and for all if Emily Osment is Haley Joel with a Tit job – as I am sure it is because it just makes sense… The post Emily Osment Social Media Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There are so many of these whores I don’t know or really care about. I am old, I am out of the loop, I don’t watch TV, I am pathetic, I am disgusting, but I am not as obsessive compulsive as the people I put this shit up for, which is really for myself, since no one is out there…and I don’t actually know who any of these people are… But Jennette McCurdy….Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me (like the rest of the world) ..but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me…. Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20, was on TV, and the kind of weirdos who like watching kids TV show, both single and strange and married and horney, fell in love with her… She’s reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious weird content…slutty content…half naked content and titty content…or in this case spread leg and shitting content… Like a good little Christian you’d assume she was with a name like Jennette… Weird. The post Jennette McCurdy Taking a Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I live in Montreal and by Montreal standards, this is barely whoring, that’s not to say that girls everywhere don’t whore as hard as girls here, it’s just that the cost of living is so cheap that the whores here have low expectations and will whore for a meal…not rent or cars or the other crazy things girls in LA or other cities demand for their blowjobs, here the girls are just happy not having to strip more than they need to, because sitting around half naked or in a bikini, especially during the summer is way more exciting than working the local diner…or whatever it is they do… I assume Bella Thorne is on set, showing the crew why she was cast…but maybe she’s somewhere near me, I didn’t feel her presence, she didn’t reach out to hang, no one called me to tip me off and almost motivate me to leave my house to see her, but I’d never do that, I just don’t care… You see, there are slutty girls everywhere, and the ones not trying to be famous through nudes, or the ones who fail at it are more what I like…the whole making it – takes away ALL the good…but she’s still hot in her tight dress and that’s enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE … The post Bella Thorne Whoring it in Montreal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing… This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites… The post Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dude Saves a Terrible Driver Woman Starts Fight in 7-11 74 Year Old Assaulted in the Bronx Man on Bus Checking Out Ass H0use Fire of the Day Bull VS Man Staring at Breasts is a Sex Offense Dog Warns Man Plane Lands in Water Brazil Stabbing Firecrackers Cause Chaos in French Restaurant The post Couple Caught having Sex by Police and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Subtle… She’s doing the Taylor Swift – pandering to loser chicks who can’t keep dudes because they aren’t hot enough – and don’t suck dick enough – because there’s always another hot chick around the corner out to use you for your money, celebrity, cock, etc…down to suck your dick because you pay her – or because her dad didn’t love her enough…making putting up with a whiney Selena Gomez, spoiled Disney Kid Selena Gomez…something not worth doing, unless you are an opportunist trying to get your own level of fame and fortune on her back…see cuz it’s hard to go viral on social media these days….. So her song is called “Feel Me”…but people call it the “I dated a fuck boy anthem”… So her lyrics are like : “No one loves you like I love you I never cheated, never lied I never put no one above you I gave you space and time And now you’re telling me you miss me And I’m still on your mind” Shut the fuck up you broken, emotional needy caricature we know is making all that up…trying to connect with other girls who don’t look in the mirror and take responsibility for getting cheated on or dumped… Her lyrics go onto: “Every time your lips touch another I want you to feel me, I want you to feel me Every time you dance with somebody I want you to feel me, I want you to feel me” I mean…by feel me does she mean “jerk off to the sex videos we shot when you’re bored and revisiting the past”…or does she mean “I’ll still fuck you – proven in the fact that I write songs about you”…. There’s more…remember she didn’t even right this song…so it’s all vapid meaningless words that are based on her bullshit relationship – but that have nothing to do with her actual feelings, since she’s a puppet with no feelings – trying to cash in at the expense of dumb girls… So…. “When she ain’t giving you enough to get you through the night I won’t be caught up in the middle Through your highs and your lows Baby, long as you’re not with me, you’ll always be alone.” Pretty much what I already said, go to the ex girl when you don’t want to throw off the new girl, or when you’re in the mood to get off to old pussy, it usually happens on Sunday nights… I love that people are writing about this – like it’s news, like it matters, like it’s real, like it’s not vapid smut – without the close up penetration pictures…garbage.. I love that I just read Selena Gomez song lyrics she didn’t write..like they fucking matter…to prove a point that doesn’t matter…like that Rage Against the Machine was owned by Sony Music which was the Machine…if you know what I mean… Here’s a recap of her instagram fight with bieber – people – not us – but people – care about… The post Selena Gomez Fucks on Stage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne hasn’t been whoring as well as she whored around her 18th birthday, it’s like it worked for her, dudes jerked off and left hilarious and perverted comments on her feed, giving her the confidence, reminding of the praise her parents used to give her when she was first getting into the scene and they needed her to be confident and producing – showing up on set with a smile – delivering decent performances – securing her place in the entertainment industry… So It’s nice to see her out in her bikini top on a bike…like she was still hungry for followers…now that she has all the followers she’s losing her edge – but still looks 40 playing an 18 year old to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Bikini Bike Ride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
