I guess album sales are down. Media hits are down. Girl who was once the whitest black Lady Gaga from acting school created some weird ghetto character and owned it…only to be in the news all the fucking time about random nonsense from her fake ass, to her fake tits, to her “remember when she was the fat clown at the kids birthday parties”….to top selling artist with the most annoying “raps”…who was like more into “rape”..more than just our ears…but poor unsustpecting rappers who helped build her up… Because she’s posting slutty selfies, and slutty selfies are always a social media “Look at me, I exist, I am still here, I am still the egotistical rich cunt I always was”… All this to say – THANK GOD FOR FACETUNE…making her body look better than it obviously is… The post Nicki Minaj Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Going out on a limb usually means you are taking a chance with something. It’s a risky move, but you honestly feel like that limb won’t break and you will come out the victor. But in other cases, you can state something that really isn’t all the risky, like saying Deborah Ann Woll is probably the next big thing. … read more
The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does… She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water…. It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail.. Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go… Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming… The post Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does… She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water…. It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail.. Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go… Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming… The post Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass… I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other… These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies… The post Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass… I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other… These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies… The post Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Have you ever stopped and thanked those little inventions that make everyday just a little bit brighter? For instance, could you imagine a world without tissues or disposable pens or yoga pants? For me, I don’t want to think of a world where I can’t see Chloë Moretz in yoga pants sporting a camel toe. … read more
Have you ever stopped and thanked those little inventions that make everyday just a little bit brighter? For instance, could you imagine a world without tissues or disposable pens or yoga pants? For me, I don’t want to think of a world where I can’t see Chloë Moretz in yoga pants sporting a camel toe. … read more
