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Katy Perry Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry is looking like a Twink from the late 80s who just found out he got The Gay Cancer…too fat to be full blown AIDS…but he just found out about the Gay Cancer….there’s plenty of time left for him to waste away… You see, this bitch looks unhealthy, sloppy and out of shape…dumpy in her athletic pants that she’s clearly not wearing cuz she’s athletic….a popstar who was really fucking lucky to have a career..thanks to a viral song that happened at the right time and a series of moves that kept her earning…. It’s a story of the least compelling act, with the lowest level of talent, from an inability to sing and dance…to a look an style that was really just badly executed…who thanks to the naivety of the audience…the stupidity of the audience…the lack of taste of the audience…was able to cash the fuck in…. I will never understand her celebrity…and I will never believe she has a vagina…cuz it’s against my policy to think of ugly thing sexually, at least on the internet…in person…I’d stick my dick in dock shit if I had to….and I have had to. You know…in order to cum. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katy Perry Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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She’s Here: Porsha Williams Gives Birth

Posted on March 22, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Source: Bravo / Getty ***Update*** Porsha has given birth to her baby girl at 1:36 p.m., weighing 6 lbs., 15 oz. Dennis Mckinely told People, “What a time to be alive! Porsha and I are so happy and blessed to announce the arrival of our daughter, Baby PJ. “We couldn’t have imagined a more magical moment! Can’t thank everyone enough for joining us on this journey-it’s been a fantastic journey,” Porsha and Dennis added https://www.instagram.com/p/BvUisRLhi-0/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ftocefn3unir Real Housewives Of Atlanta’s Porsha Williams is in labor! The gorgeous reality TV star shared her pregnancy experience on the show and now she’s sharing her birthing experience via social media. Porsha is all smiles as she gets ready to push out her baby girl PJ. Soon-to-be-hubby Dennis McKinely is right by her side. View this post on Instagram Welcoming Baby PJ @Porsha4Real #MilfSeason #RHOA A post shared by Shādy Experience (@realhousewivesatlanta) on Mar 22, 2019 at 8:29am PDT Porsha and Dennis showed up the hospital suited and booted. View this post on Instagram It’s going down! BASEMENT #MEETtheMcKinleys #BabyPJ #MILFSeason #Grateful A post shared by Dennis McKinley (@workwincelebrate) on Mar 22, 2019 at 7:27am PDT We’re wishing Porsha a safe and speedy delivery. We can’t wait to see baby Porsha and Dennis! RELATED STORIES: The Crayon Case Creator Supa Cent Gives Birth To Baby Girl Porsha Dressed Her Baby Bump Up In Ankara Print & We’re Swooning

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Keke Palmer Booty of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keke Palmer is an actress, I know her because i saw her on STEVE Harvey show…you know digital antennas and not having a job….in fact I think she may be Steve Harvey…or maybe they just have the same level of sex appeal… I’m just here, being like hollywood, proving that I am not racist, by posting pics of famous black chicks, put them in everything so that people don’t think we’re racists…despite being fucking racists….only I’m not like hollywood in that I am not racist…I hate most people equally, whatever their ethnicity is…and if anything white people are the fucking worst..don’t believe me…look in a mirror and reflect on your life….loser. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Keke Palmer Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hanna Edwinson Greased Up Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hanna Edwinson is an Instagram model no one has ever heard of…who seems like she could be an actual model…from Sweden and her instagram is just an extension of her career as a model because the only way to get really big deals and hired by brands is your following….hence all the ugly sluts who have made a lot of money pretending to be models cuz they have instagram followers and are hired as models. The whole world is nuts…but here’s a cheesy shoot of this chick to help deal with how nuts the world is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hanna Edwinson Greased Up Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson….fat lesbian Ashley Benson….who scissors with Cara Delevingne the celebrity scissor-er…who for some reason, as a rich and entitled, barely attractive UK socialite, because an international model…like a Hadid…cuz the rich get richer or some shit….and rich fuck the weak, broken, confused celebs like Benson…when they are trying to elevate their scissoring…not that Ashley Benson is A-List, she was on a hit show, but disappeared, only to make a comeback with her tits the last week…she must be promoting something… We’ve seen fat Ashley Benson, who I guess has been working out, topless when she was less fat….and this is just a bikini pic….and her fat tits don’t seem as glorious or big as they once were…make the rest of her has made them proportionate with her getting bigger….WHO KNOWS….I just know there’s a bikini pic of this trash…TRASHLEY…OMG…never been said before….and I’m gonna post it… The post Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Susan Sarandon’s Daughter in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Susan Sarandon has a daughter, like most celebs who in their self involved narcissism want to reproduce with a richer guy than them to give them some level of security even if they are already rich….to elevate their level of richness to the next bracket of richness…it’s just how these things work. Women breed up, unless they are Britney Spears….the only issue with that is that their genetics get diluted by dude who is rich sperm…which is usually a bad thing…cuz rarely are rich men good looking…unless they are born into it thanks to their ugly rich dads knocking up hot models…SCIENCE… Point being…her daughter is old now, but for a while was a titty actress trying to create her own career as an actress….on Californication…with her tits out….and that concluded her acting career – now she’s just a mom. In a bathing suit…cuz a ho is a ho is a ho is a ho. The post Susan Sarandon’s Daughter in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Eugenics Booty of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum with the eugenics booty… She may be 300 years old, but she’s managed to maintain pretty well….I wonder if she’s a vampire….I mean the Hilter Eugenics program that was actually based on American research, something Hitler borrowed, thinking he could breed the perfect aryan person, eliminating ugly people by sterilizing them, kind of like a dog breeder with humans….makes more sense than vampire…. But it feels like Heidi Klum has been famous for being a hot/half naked slut for the majority of my life…I feel like she’s been in the magazines, catalogs, getting jerked off too since I was 15, and I’m almost 50…. So Vampire…deal with the devil to maintain her looks it is…But I guess it could also just be botox, diet and exercise….but where’s the fun in her vanity controlling her life so that she works with German engineering level of effectiveness to maintain it…only to produce pics of her being all casual and shit about it…while 25 year old woman look at that should be rotting, and not just because Seal Killed it like people kill Seals in the Arctic…with a BIG fucking bat…but because of her Birth Year….and think..to themselves (the 25 year old women not the dead seals)….my ass doesn’t even look that firm and I’m not in my 70s….what the fuck… I guess what I am saying is the feminists should kill off Heidi Klum for giving them unrealistic body image issues cuz they don’t look like this…and the media…the patriarchy is trying to create big business around their feeling inadequate for not looking like this…while the only one posting this shit up is Heidi Klum…it’s just better to blame systematic patriarchalism you dumb twats. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Eugenics Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin in a Big Girl Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is a big and tall girl, she’s like 7 feet tall, 300 pounds, but she’s built proportionate…which is actually how a lot of models look in person, you know, when you’re an international playboy like myself, and you surround yourself with actual models, you know how big and broad they are, despite being skinny, as you go up to their nipples and they seem like they can man-handle you, which is why I always thought the skinny model thing being protested weird…it’s like these people never saw how big these women actually were…they just photograph skinny, but put them next to an average sized man…and see they are twice the fucking size of him…. Not that I am an international playboy, I don’t leave the house anymore cuz it is winter and I don’t have pants that fit me.. BUT I have seen models, and they are big, and so is Ireland Baldwin, who is not a model, but wanted to be a model, only to have her Jesus loving cousin take her job for her….leaving her to fend for herself on social media I can’t follow cuz I’m blocked… This Awkward, Faux Lesbian, ogre who her dad coined a pig is just another entitled celebrity rich kid….broken…but in bathing suit… The post Ireland Baldwin in a Big Girl Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp posted a throwback bikini pic for you perverts to scope out them cankles in a bikini…cankles she unfortunately edited out because she knows about her cankles and my Lily Rose Depp cankle fetish…If I was a little more narcissistic and schizophrenic…in a “people are listening to me”…”people are watching me”….”people know my every thought” kind of way…I’d know she cropped her cankles out to cocktease me…tease..bad girl.. But the reality is…she probably cropped them out cuz no 20 year old celebrity rich kid….wants cankles….blasted out on the internet man…it’s not celebrated like body hair, obesity, skin diseases, and all the other bullshit celebrated and empowered…. Maybe Lily Rose Depp needs to be the FIRST in CANKLE empowerment and awareness… The post Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Graham Lingerie of the Day

Posted on March 20, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big girl Ashley Graham stretching out some lingerie for a photoshoot.. I remember a better time…a simpler time…a time when lingerie wasn’t made in this size, so fat girls didn’t have to lie to themselves into thinking they are hot or sexy or have any sex appeal whatsoever…they’d just sit at home in soiled panties eating ice cream….getting fatter….but then the whole racism thing ended, even though it exists, it’s not the mainstream thought…and white girls got comfortable with the black men they used to cross the street to avoid…and discovered they had big dicks their big vaginas could feel…and that they legit were into fat whitey cuz they were a novelty…and then realizing more women like them are fat…and then the whole tinder swipe thing happened meaning sex didn’t only happen at 3 am at a bar as the lights go on where dude is like “i guess it’s better than jacking off, and it weighs more than a threesome”….and now dudes can say “no one will know this happened”….creating some sort of solidarity between other fat women, forcing marketers to make this fat girl shit. The whole thing goes against all logic…is what I am getting at here….and this bitch is for some reason the “figurehead”…. I don’t get it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Graham Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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