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Jayde Nicole Does a Bikini Swap of the DAy

Jayde Nicole is a blast from the past, without the blast, and more an irritating rotting stench from the past, like when you find an old container of food from your favorite restaurant that you lost in the back of your car – 7 years ago… She was a Canadian who made her way into America Entertainment via Playboy, when she was young. You know the brown haired Sara Jean Underwood, in an era anyone around 30 would remember, because it was a time everyday girls didn’t get naked, so when a hot young one rolled through with eagerness, we noticed.. I think she went on to date a Kardashian affiliate – and is now an instagram model, with fake tits and a fake Megan Fox looking face, and a dumpy probably 30 year old body…but I really don’t care what she’s up to, I’m just putting this up because you like semi famous or barely famous girls from a decade ago – in bikinis. I prefer their sex tapes…..that said, here’s her bikini swap on the beach in staged papsmear pics…withough the papsmear…which is too bad because that’s all I really want to see you know so I can really master the papsmear technique to offer them free in my flooded basement… The post Jayde Nicole Does a Bikini Swap of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day

Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance… I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness.. The post Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now… Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane… I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment… So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”… Here are the pics… The post Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is It Better To Have A Wet Jessica Alba Or A Dry Jessica Alba?

We have all been asked those age-old questions like, “Is it better to be too wet or too dry?” and each of us have our own answers for our own reasons. But here is a twist on that age-old question: “It is better to have a wet Jessica Alba or a dry Jessica Alba?” … read more

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Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day

What…a Kardashian who has had millions of dollars of Plastic Surgery to not look like OJ’s daughter / a fucking monster…uses a photoshop app on her phone to shape herself into something even more remarkable that she’s become thanks to hard work thanks to her team of people and with nothing else to do to fill out her day… Everyone is a vapid, superficial cunt…and these people represent that…. The post Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day

Some people like to think that the hookers that Leo hooks up with are actually not his clients, but he is their client, you know standard hooker / john situation only the girls who are living the model dream, getting that stamp of approval with his A-Lister dick, are actually his clients, since it’s the best fucking publicity a cunt that like rich and famous dudes can get… The world gets so excited by young pussy he sticks his dick in, even though there are 1000s of women he sticks his dick in, and probably even more dudes…thats just the life of fucking anything you want and trying to keep things exciting… I wonder if there will one day be a support group for all the hookers he’s banged out, or maybe they’ll just be married / pregnant with other rich dudes…as they do…because rich dudes who aren’t famous love famous guy sloppy seconds, it makes them feel adequate..weird… Where as these girls who fuck him get Victoria’s Secret contracts…good times.. The post Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella THorne of the Day

Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty… I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause… She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18…. Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out.. In a bikini… The post Bella THorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Jean Harvey For Muse of the Day

Lily Jean Harvey is some Brazilan from the UK model I’ve never heard of and have a hard time believing is from Brazil because of her name, but have an easy time believing based on her spread legged pic…Those Brazilian temptresses, and not just the trans ones, know how to use their sex to get paid… She’s got pretty much zero followers on instagram, which would be so embarrassing, provided she wasn’t getting published in magazines looking hot, while all these other Instagram bitches are just dreaming about the day something like this happens for them…and while they wait, they’ll just do a bunch of self shot pics that look like this, giving the illusion they are Lily Jean Harvey… Her instagram bio is: model/failure I am in love… The post Lily Jean Harvey For Muse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Reed Does the Bridge of the Day

You know you don’t need to know who a bitch is to appreciate her social media artistic erotica, you can tell because it is black and white, where she half nakedly does a bridge, pussy first…because she can and you care enough to stare… Her name is Madison Reed, not that it matters. The post Madison Reed Does the Bridge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Ass in Pants of the Day

Bella Thorne loves herself, or at least loves to market herself the best way a girl can market herself, through posing slutty in an era of no slut shaming, where you can be a feminist, and use your sexuality to manipulate men to give you what you want, then yell sexually harassment when they don’t give you what you want… She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18…. This movie will happen. I will sue. The post Bella Thorne Ass in Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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