Charlotte McKinney took proper precautions to ensure that none of her naughty bits would be exposed in this GQ Mexico photospread, but the extreme lengths she goes to in order to cover herself take on Austin Powers levels of complicated arranging of items in front of her nipples and bush! Hit the jump for more pics…
Charlotte McKinney took proper precautions to ensure that none of her naughty bits would be exposed in this GQ Mexico photospread, but the extreme lengths she goes to in order to cover herself take on Austin Powers levels of complicated arranging of items in front of her nipples and bush! Hit the jump for more pics…
Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit… I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do… I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit… I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do… I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts…. She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is… That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me… The post Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sadly, there’s no nudity in the new film Pride and Prejudice and Zombies , but there are lots of hot women in the cast, all of whom recently walked the red carpet in support of the film! Tell us which woman you think won the red carpet in the comments section below! Hit the jump for more pics…
I don’t care what level of expensive surgery a girl gets, or what level of professional make-up artist who probably deserves to be doing gallery shows of their work, because they make these Kardashian monsters look like they are china dolls…but its a wolves in sheep’s clothing… I don’t care what what I would assume is 1500 dollars a day on hair, 1500 a day on make-up, 10,000 dollars a month on fillers in her face, and 8 hours a day in the gym, to look like this plastic shit….. It’s not impressive to me to have money to spend on bullshit, genetically she’s a fucking monster, and if she puts this much into her look, she’s clearly got a personality to match… Anything they do to her….may make her look tolerable for a rapper to jerk off on her…because rappers are into stripper looking girls who are also monsters who look just like this…it’s all over the social media…no thanks to this garbage family..but this is money invested in vapid, fleeting lies….that looking like this is a good thing, that buying your face is a good thing, and that can’t be much of a benefit of society…in both the girls following this lifestyle….and the wasted money that they could put to good use but instead pile up and spend on their asshole trashy new money selves… SHE’S NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! The post Khloe Kardashian Can’t Fool Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Jean Underwood is going aggressive on this instagram thing, realizing her sole purpose in life, is to be half naked and as slutty as possible with her great ass and stupid fake tits, since TV didn’t really work out for her, but it did get her Ryan Seacrest coke snorted off her asshole before it got fucked, or maybe it was her doing the coke snorting off assholes, either way, she was naked modeling like instagram models when you got paid to do it for Playboy…and now she’s reclaiming what is rightfully her, she’s got half naked shoots for money down, and she’s building on what she’s already built up, to monetize and own her own destiny because why should all these other hookers get the budgets when they didn’t even have to fight for their celebrity like Sara Jean Underwood did…they just posted to the internet and boom – they exist… This is what I call whore wars…catty, subtle, fighting for followers, fighting for budgets, taking slutty pics together. It’s low level LA… The post Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram is Looking for Followers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .