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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day

You may or may not remember Cheryl Fernandez Versini….but you probably do…she was once someone named Cheryl Tweedy and in a bad Called Girls Aloud. Then she married a footballer named Ashley Cole who was black and she became Cheryl Cole, who she divorced, you know how these interracial things work out when your wife is an egotistical, bottom feeding, low level popstar cunt who acts like a fucking diva, entitled as she spends his money like it is her money….and now she’s with someone who’s last name is Fernandez Versini…making her Cheryl Fernandez Versini….complicated, but not as complicated as the things her vagina has seen and experienced in her career… She married this one after being together for 3 months, they are rumored to be broken up, but as white trash, that’s what you do… She’s been consistently a hot girl from the UK, a rare breed, now she’s a judge on X-Factor…and she’s posting some bikini pics of herself… She used to have a bunch of Prison tattoos, that are miraculously gone, and as a 32 year old, if this body isn’t photoshopped, who cares about the disappearance of the tattoos, or if this is a body double, face cropped out, it’s a hot bikini body, and that’s all that matters..I mean she’s also reportedly worth 40 million dollars….making her white trash more tasty to jerk off to…. The exciting news is that the husband’s cell phone was lost the other day – and she’s freaking out that “SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE LEAKED”…. Let’s hope it’s anal sex videos… The post Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Titty Scar Wins the SAG Award of the Day

I’ve banged girls with Breast Reduction surgery. I’ve dated girls with Breast Reduction Surgery. I’ve sexted girls with Breast reduction surgery and I’ve never really been offended by the anchor scar. From my breast reduction surgery experience, tits that were huge nippled and saggy on a body, making the girl look fat…and sloppy and disgusting…were rebuilt into this perfectly shaped, hard nippled and amazing, and the anchor scars eventually fade away…becoming it’s own kind of erotica…and fetish.. So what some people see as a flaw or something this chubby chick needs to feel insecure about, I see a rebuilt, modified thanks to science titty that doesn’t have an implant in it, because breast reduction tits are the closest to fake tits that are real tits, and it’s magical… So some people call her a titty murderer…like she was Christina Ricci…and I would have been one of those people…but instead…it’s more of a fetish….which is good for Ariel Winter, since without the titty scar is boring as fuck So let the scars shine in public….own them titty scars…like you were in a sexual assault but instead it was more cosmetic and to help your back manage the weight of big fucking tits…own that titty scar….like a horror movie monster people want to cum on… I don’t find her hot, or exciting and I don’t care that she turned 18, but she just turned 18 and people fucking love it…and here she is on her 18th birthday party in a leotard…built like a tank… The post Ariel Winter Titty Scar Wins the SAG Award of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sports Illustrated Keep Milking Ronda Rousey of the Day

The rumor is that Ronda Rousey is going to be on the Cover of SI Swim, which makes total fucking sense to me, seeing as she’s a fucking Athlete, in sports…and as much as you’d rather see a bikini model in a bikini for a Sports magazine, like it was some kind of catalog from an escort agency designed for Athletes to find a wife…and/or girls who are in fact the married to these famewhoring hooker “bikini” models…I still support the decision to put an Athlete on the shit… Instagram has made low level “bikini” models obsolete, they don’t matter and spend all year whoring out daily with selfies…that photoshoots for them that don’t look as good as their instagram…makes their value pretty fucking low…it’s like when everyone is a bikini model no one cares about, maybe we should put an athlete everyone cares about on the cover… Print isn’t dead yet, but it’s adjusting very slowly….and may be soon…but for now, here’s Ronda Rousey, the key marketing hook of this year’s Sports Illustrated… I know that whore GIGI or NINA AGDAL or KATE UPTON or any of the Victoria’s Secret girls just have nothing to offer in a world where so many girls who aren’t overpaid, overrated cunts look as good if not better in their iphone pics than these cunts look in high budget shoots. So milking the athlete by leaking her pics slowly has proven to be the best press the dying magazine has got in 5 years…thank god for UFC fans and their creepy obsessive compulsive disorder… The good news is she tucked in her dick…right.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Keep Milking Ronda Rousey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Dad Dies But the Show Must Go On of the Day

A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Jan 31, 2016 at 3:16pm PST The highlight of the weekend was probably not the Grease Live event on Fox that happened last night. I was lucky enough to not have a TV and if I did not have it wired into traditional TV and if I did have it wired in – lame enough to watch that bullshit…but people went crazy for it… But I did find it interesting that Vanessa Hudgens’ dad died the day of the event, which turned out to be fantastic marketing for her….but I just saw it as heartless contractual obligations of career and business, rather than focus on family and what is important in life…because all these cunts know is dance / monkey / dance…get paid. Sure, she may not have had a relationship with her dad, these Hollywood girls never do, and if they do, it’s too good of a relationship…right Tatum O’Neal…but the fact is that there was a live show to be done, millions went into it, and if bitch didn’t show up for the show, she’d be ruined, and hell the dad is already dead, it’s not like he’s going anywhere, or going to get in the way of her big day…. People are praising her performance, but all I can think is she’s so into herself that she doesn’t miss a beat in her own life…but maybe I shouldn’t think so much about it..and instead remember her self shot nudes before self shot nudes were a celebrity thing… Garbage…but America Loved it…so what the fuck do I know… There are worse things you could do, Rizz ( @VanessaHudgens ). Much worse! #GreaseLive https://t.co/djENXG5qbT — GREASE: LIVE (@GoGrease) February 1, 2016 The post Vanessa Hudgens’ Dad Dies But the Show Must Go On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for Elle Brazil of the DAy

Bella Hadid is another rich kid playing make-belief in the model world, because rich men fuck models and make babies with them, so that statistically rich girls are hotter than poor girls who are bred in the depths of the walmart aisles where one poor, unshowered inbred, cums inside some other inbred because they can’t afford condoms and don’t really know what condoms are thanks to being kicked out of school at 11 to work the family farm… But this Bella Hadid, made from a billionaire and some bootleg immigrant model, who was good enough to get that work visa, is top tier brat…given a modeling career at 18 because her sister was seeing success and like a rich kid she cried and whined and made her mom call her agent and pull some strings… This is like the rich kid sweet 16 of entitled garbage…being lame as fuck…yet the industry going along with it…because no one likes listening to the annoying whines of people who have a lot of time on their hands…begging to give their daughter work… In more intersting news, she fucked The Weeknd’s big black cock…meaning her vagina is flexible, something that will come in handy in her older years when society or the fashion industry gets a grip and realizes there are more interesting subjects with more interesting lives than this shit… This couldn’t be much less interesting of a shoot – which is appropriate considering the subject…..but there is underboob and you losers love that. The post Bella Hadid for Elle Brazil of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day

I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible… I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side… But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster… Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day

I posted the RITA ORA nipple pics yesterday in a rush, I had important things to do, like not stare at a computer writing genius commentary about all these idiots that no one bothers reading because we are in a 6 second vine era…writing I’ve been doing for the last 12 years and not once have I been offered a book deal, a movie deal, a TV show deal, or really anything mainstream or commercial to make me feel like I’m a fucking genius…the highlight of my writing a website career besides being in Lohan’s hotel room with her, was seeing my jokes stolen in movies – many fucking times…but I don’t complain, no one cares enough to listen…. That said, I didn’t look close enough to the flashing tits, and realize that there is no way this bitch has little fucking nipples, she’s a doughy sloppy chick, and although her tits are big and heavy and round…the nipples aren’t this… The magazine’s only released the censored version…so keep the dreams alive that this porn hooker who pretends she’s Rihanna and a popstar…is actually stacked liked this..but her tits are big…we’ll give her that…I mean it’s the only reason anyone cares.. Here is a retrospective look at her best work…to compare to… We can assume in the next few hours the whore series will be released so we’ll know then and I’d say I’m excited because it’s news on a slow day in titty blogging..but who fucking cares really. Update – I just googled the pics which I probably should have done 5 minutes ago when I did this post and apparently, they are her nipples, iced the fuck up….pictures by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine The post I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Winona Ryder Still Knows How to Work It

It seems impossible to believe, but Winona Ryder is 44! Winona proves that age is nothing but a number, showing off some timeless cleavage at an NYC Gala last week! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Cara Delevingne’s Joker Smear for Pussy Cancer Campaign of the Day

I am not against social conscious, social benefiting, social marketing for good, even if it involves the egos of cunts I can’t stand participating in nonsense for drone following idiots to jump on the bandwagon, reminding me that people aren’t original thinkers… This #SmearForSmear campaigns if for Pussy Cancer, mainly caused by HPV, that isn’t just for dirty whores but rumored to be for everyone….There’s a vaccine for the HPV, but you have to be a virgin when you get it and so girls are still getting the cancer from the HPV because they are too old to be vaccinated..and I don’t think women should be dying everyday from something they got from sex…unless they have sex with a convicted killer / rapist they met on prison dating – in which case they deserve it…like letting a convicted pedo babysit for you because he’s new the neighborhood and no one wants to hang out with him – giving him lots of free time and he’ll do it for free, hell, he’ll even pay you by the hour to do it… If you know what I mean. So now celebs are or will be SMEARING for SMEAR…something they’ve bene doing with more than just lipstick, but also with their VAGINAS…on every opportunity they can get….bit now the whores be whoring themselves for a better tomorrow…when they could just use some of their millions they don’t deserve and donate it…greedy cunts. TO SEE HER IN SOME SHEER TOP THING AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne’s Joker Smear for Pussy Cancer Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner in her Underwear of the Day

I wonder if Kendall Jenner will every discover that she’s just average looking and boring, talentless and half retarded thanks to growing up lazy with everything handed to her, making her unable to do or connect with the most basic of things in life… Or if she’ll just continue to be sucked up to by brands, designers, agency people, agents, managers, other models and celebrities, who all want her to tag them on instagram to grow their own reach… Will reality ever set in for her, or will she just remain as delusional as the rest of the family, whoring herself for a better tomorrow…for her cunt, self absorbed self, she can’t let this ever end… The post Kendall Jenner in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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