I have a funny little sweatshop, where I sell really random t-shirts, in what I like to call a failed, mismanaged, terrible mess, that reminds me that I am a drunk, useless and unable to peddle merch like I was a rock and roll band, because who the fuck would wear something I put out there…from nuns giving blowjobs, to my face on a shirt…that goes over well for my zero fucking fans…but the “Hey Girls, What’s Your Number?” shirt…is the all time favorite, the shirt I thought no one would buy that sold out… And here’s Cannon Show the master of the @step_GIRLS project….and this is his artistic interpretation of the Vagina Chart Shirt …with model and busty babe @Myrlande12 – showing you her vagina for you to figure out her fucking number…and it’s MAGICAL… DrunkenSweatShop and VAGINA CHART SHIRT DrunkenSweatShop and VAGINA CHART SHIRT The post Hey Girls, What’s Your Number of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hey Girls, What’s Your Number of the Day
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Here’s Daisy Ridley, the girl in Star Wars, a movie I didn’t see but know that Han Solo gets killed by his son, since Star Wars is based on sons killing dads, up on some “I want to fuck my mom, stop desecrating her with your abuse and penis that made me dad”… That went into an interesting place…but not as interesting as the fact that this chick was a naked dead body in a TV show in 2014….a TV show no one gave a shit about…and a year later she’s in the biggest franchise of all time…crazy… Life lesson…show your tits and good things happen…feel free to use the email contact on this site….to get started… The post Star Wars Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Star Wars Tits of the Day
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Here’s Kendall Jenner posting some training videos her mom puts her through… We call it the get used to the camera, that makes us money, open that mouth, that makes us money, when they two come together, that makes us money, now open wider, the dick you’ll be sucking when we need you to bring out the big guns, and to dial into our core business and brand, will be massive and black…WIDER…and keep those eyes looking at the camera…good girl….now go promote some nonsense on your instagram and get us paid….we own the world…WE OWN THE WORLD…. The post Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes… Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too… The post Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes… Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too… The post Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Rather than mourn the Playboy Mansion, which has officially been put on the market, get a whole bunch of friends together, buy this bad boy, and let the legend live on! Hit the jump for more info…
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Maitland Ward is a disaster….almost a perfect fucking disaster – as good a disaster gets…that reminds me of the saddest stripper who you saw 10 years after first seeing her at the strip club, only to still be there when you revisit after saying “shit I haven’t been to that strip club in 10 years”….you know who is still there, working the day shift, because all her hopes and dreams her bright faced perky tits once had, have slowly been choked the fuck out, but the good news is there’s medication she takes that keeps her rollin’ high and happy… Maitland Ward was on a very hit show…Boy Meets World as the big titty girlfriend…and now she’s taking naked snapchats that aren’t even well lit, and look bootleg and pulled out of a fucking dumpster…shot on the first generation iphone…lit by a fucking candle…what the fuck is going on here…. The post Maitland Ward is Pretty Interesting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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