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Alexandra Daddario Training for Baywatch of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is in Baywatch the Movie…and I guess she’s training, or at least cock teasing… I know what you’re thinking, you love anything with DAD in her name or as her name, because you’re weird…because your dad left your mom after knocking her up in a Mexican brothel for 40 dollars…. Or maybe you’re into her because she was on True Detective, or some other show, with her massive tits…that she was showing off and building a career and celebrity with… Or maybe you have a fetish, that started in Summer camp, or at the public pool, of tits through water… You like the way the water magnifies and distorts them, like real life scrambled porn… I mean I don;’t know what they fuck your issues in life are, I just know that open mouth, eyes looking up, like a seal about to be thrown a bucket of fish, and by seal being thrown a bucket of fish I mean…a “take a load to the face” facial expression is what she wants you to see… TO SEE HER NAKED IN TRUE DETECTIVE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER NAKED IN TRUE DETECTIVE CLICK HERE The post Alexandra Daddario Training for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daniela Braga Titty for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I don’t know who Daniela Braga is, but apparently she’s a Brazilian model, so there’s a 90 percent chance she’s got a dick, as all the lady like brazilians are actually men and all the women brazilians look like men…with dick clits and all.. I do know she’s in Harper’s Bazaar and people are positioning this as “controversial hair style”…because of the cornrows…in what I guess is “cultural appropriation” to the white privilege trying to find something to talk about…because cornrows are for black people only, and not for white fat kids on a cruise in the Caribbean….up on some “racist” to participate, even though for decades white people have been doing this forever, but now it’s not PC…shut the fuck up… I also know she’s pulled out her tit. What do you know about that. The post Daniela Braga Titty for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora had Figured it Out of the Day

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Ava Sambora has posted a bikini pic everyday for the last few days and people are paying attention to her… I am sure it has nothing to do with her mom being Heather Locklear and her dad being in Bon Jovi…I am sure her success that her hot young 18 year old in a bikini body has everything to do with her hard work, her high concept selfies, and the fact that she’s cheesy lookin’ all American lookin, perfect level of stripper looking, commercial instagram model… And who really cares, when she’s going the same thirsty concept bikini pics, because people LOVE bikini pics…and concept makes it seem less desperate…right…I mean it works on me, even if 18 is creeper level 10…it’s legal..and in this case…pretty lovely… The post Ava Sambora had Figured it Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day

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I like to sum up Emmy Rossum’s acting with these pictures from the Shameless season premiere…a show that pretty much made her, and that I like to say was the lucky turning point for her, where she was so unemployed she was debating going into porn, so showing tits for a show with William Macy, seemed like a better option…but the reality is that she was probably rich, never had to work, which is why she was able to get to Hollywood and wait around until something like this came up…because acting is a rich person activity, that whole “risking everything to make it”…is just a storyline, all these idiots have parents or sugardaddys who were willing to pay their rent… Either way, great acting job for an average at best, now famous and well paid person who has blocked me off social media possibly after telling me off…because these idiots also take themselves too seriously…it happens with being coddled spoiled pussies..who in this case aren’t showing their pussies…but tits count for something… TO SEE HER BORING AND AVERAGE AND COVERED UP AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlize Theron Talks About Body Heat, Poses Nude in W Magazine

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In a new interview with W Magazine, Mr. Skin Hall of Famer Charlize Theron discusses everything from her work on Mad Max: Fury Road , to her reaction to the first sex scene she ever saw… in Body Heat ! Hit the jump for more info…

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Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day

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Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned… “Guys I have Lupus”…. or “Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”… Or “Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”… Or “I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted. The post Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day

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Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned… “Guys I have Lupus”…. or “Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”… Or “Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”… Or “I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted. The post Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Robs a Girl’s Mini Skirt….and Other Video of the Day

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Drunk Dude Takes a Shit and Falls into It Worst Suicide Attempt Ever Fisherman VS Marlin Naked Man in St Peter’s Basilica Cops in Colombia VS Guy with a Machete Dude Gets Hit Over Head with a Shovel Man in Wheelchair Crushed by Cement Truck Chick Gets Thrown In Sewer Drug Deal Gone Bad Gay Bash in Brooklyn The post Man Robs a Girl’s Mini Skirt….and Other Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sahara Ray’s Big Instagram Tits of the Day

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Sahara Ray’s first big topless shoot was a few years ago for a hipster pervert photographer named Purienne , for Lui, who was an instagram photographer before instagram, you know so he’s more legit than the other instagram models, because he probably uses an actual camera and knows how to take an actual picture, rather than just filtering the fuck out of a fucking picture… Doesn’t matter… Sahara Ray has this massive tits, and has gone onto be some crackhead, anorexic, big titty, Emily Ratajkowski, instagram model, who makes serious fucking money, and now she’s in Sugar Baby, LA Based, owned by rich guys who love instagram models, TREATS! Showing tits, you’ve already seen….but she’s got over 1,000,000 followers…so she is obviously very very very important… I don’t think she’s that interesting, but naked chicks….are naked chicks…you know… The post Sahara Ray’s Big Instagram Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AMy Schumer’s Furniture Designer’s New Marketing Plan of the Day

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I am a man and as a man I know that dudes have a capability to fuck anything…even the most disgusting of woman will have no problem getting a dick inside her….and some dudes just think it’s better than jerking off…or they are drunk…. So I have never been surprised when lifesize, broken face, disgusting body, even if she’s positive about her body, because I am also positive about her body, positive that it’s disgusting… I’m not even going to get into her overrated and celebrated comedy that is making her a ton of fucking money and that people are eating up because it’s gone viral and she’s eating it up….because this is what she’s always wanted to prove to the world… What I’m saying is that she’s garbage, and this dude pretending to love her realizes that, everyone realizes that, no one is really as stoked on her as the media lets on, especially not when it comes to fucking her, and if dudes out there actually fantasize about her broad, gross body, it’s safe to say they have a sexual disfunction, like they are the same guy who will fuck a farm animal.. Point of the story being, that this dude, is K-Fedding her. When you’re a furniture designer, who wants to get publicity, draw attention to your designs you’ve worked so hard on, and sell at high price tags, finding a fat rich chick who clearly no one has ever loved, even when using her as a cum rag in their masturbation that they eventually threw in the wash and forgot was ever a cum rag, because she was so keen on love, that it got annoying even if she let them fuck her up the ass on command, like a lost fucking puppy…. I know that there’s not enough alochol in the world to keep anyone happy fucking a monster…unless of course that monster is rich, famous and good for business, because she’s never had a boyfriend before and is so excited by it that she’ll promote the fuck out of the dude… And I bed the dude pretends that he doesn’t want the publicity….BECAUSE HE WANTS THE PUBLICITY….like a sugar baby offering to pay for her dinner the first 4 dates to make the rich guy think SHE’S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY… You’re all fucking stupid. The post AMy Schumer’s Furniture Designer’s New Marketing Plan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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