Charli XCX….some UK hipster popstar shit…named after her MSN account handle..where she first learned how to send nudes…still doing the same bullshit all these years later…long after MSN stopped existing…because tits have staying power. I don’t know any of Charli XCX’s music… But tits have staying power and that’s all I have to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Being SLutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s… She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones…. Maybe she’s a robot created in a lab before they had the technology to make Josephine Skriver… Maybe this is some WALL-E shit and she’ll be walking the fucking earth long after we kill it… A forever reminder that earlier Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, new and fresh, daring and edgy, controversial…and something men jerked off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog… Smart marketing…it’s got old now that everyone is a nude model…but it’s still naked or half naked chicks and that is what it’s about. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff is in a Swimsuit is the biggest thing you will see all day… Not just because she is showing off her thick, crossfit looking, mom of two body. Not because she is sturdy as fuck and looks like she could move heavy appliances on her own. Not because she has high muscle tone, and high testosterone, giving her a high sex drive that got her knocked up more than one…with different men…like some kind of irresponsible heathen at the Abortion clinic not sure which dude to notify cuz they all come in her. But because she’s Hilary Duff…and will always be relevant…because she’s Hilary Duff….and people grew up on her, like an old friend…on some vacation selfies that you’re jerking off to cuz you remember the glory days of when you were all young and you wanted to fuck her….it’s basically how people use social media with girls from highschool..only there for the vacation pics…but the celeb version and that alone is huge. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fat upper pussy, traditionally known as a gunt, or a MUFF gut, is a place where older women, usually after childbirth and during Menopause get a fat deposit similar to a beer belly, on their pubic bone, right about the pussy lips… Thanks to lack of diet and exercise..and a natural, innate urge to eat our way through everything that tastes good….coupled with people pretending being fat is empowering so they can get fatter and still work, or be seen as not fat…it’s a get everyone on board and it will make new social norms in fatness…even though I am still fat…younger girls are getting muff guts, gunts or fat upper pussy at younger and younger ages….and they don’t even realize it, but instead post pics of it…..on social media…making for weird bikini clickbait… This one is named Katie Stevens…known for finishing in eighth place on the ninth season of American Idol … a real winner….who has gone onto act in some bullsit…because American Idol is staged shit and agents at the agencies launch their new talent that way…perpetuating the lie that is hollywood…but giving us all some Fat Upper Pussy Bikini Pics… She’s Portuguese which explains her body type… The post Katie Stevens Fat Upper Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fat upper pussy, traditionally known as a gunt, or a MUFF gut, is a place where older women, usually after childbirth and during Menopause get a fat deposit similar to a beer belly, on their pubic bone, right about the pussy lips… Thanks to lack of diet and exercise..and a natural, innate urge to eat our way through everything that tastes good….coupled with people pretending being fat is empowering so they can get fatter and still work, or be seen as not fat…it’s a get everyone on board and it will make new social norms in fatness…even though I am still fat…younger girls are getting muff guts, gunts or fat upper pussy at younger and younger ages….and they don’t even realize it, but instead post pics of it…..on social media…making for weird bikini clickbait… This one is named Katie Stevens…known for finishing in eighth place on the ninth season of American Idol … a real winner….who has gone onto act in some bullsit…because American Idol is staged shit and agents at the agencies launch their new talent that way…perpetuating the lie that is hollywood…but giving us all some Fat Upper Pussy Bikini Pics… She’s Portuguese which explains her body type… The post Katie Stevens Fat Upper Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dua Lipa, an Armenian or Albanian or Algerian singer from the UK who has gone viral on youtube, so viral that she’s got a record deal and they’ve decided “if people like her, they must be willing to pay to hear her, so let’s make a legit celeb out of her, she’s already done the heavy lifting herself, singing cover songs, gaining fans, that we can just ride on that”…in a “Thank god she understands internet marketing, otherwise she’d be working at her dad’s restaurant”…but now she’s living that good famous and rich life…THANK YOU YOUTUBE…. Decided to post up a pic of her ass…that you can assume 40-75 of that pic were taken before the one was chosen, re-touched, and posted…. And you can all guess the motivation, the real reason why she decided to post it…you can leave your opinions, guesses or answer to that question WHY in the comments…but I know you don’t exist and I’m here alone so I’ll just tell you… SHE POSTED IT…BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HER BUTT WAS CUTE….and BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PEOPLE LIKE SLUTTY CONTENT….SO GIVE THE SLUTTY CONTENT. This is straight up, look at my ass, I’m a thirsty fucking THOT…but I’m mainstream pop now, I have awards and shit…so jerk off to this ass…it’s more important than all the other thirsty THOT ass..cuz they aren’t on the Radio. I’m onto her… The post Dua Lipa Bikini Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dua Lipa, an Armenian or Albanian or Algerian singer from the UK who has gone viral on youtube, so viral that she’s got a record deal and they’ve decided “if people like her, they must be willing to pay to hear her, so let’s make a legit celeb out of her, she’s already done the heavy lifting herself, singing cover songs, gaining fans, that we can just ride on that”…in a “Thank god she understands internet marketing, otherwise she’d be working at her dad’s restaurant”…but now she’s living that good famous and rich life…THANK YOU YOUTUBE…. Decided to post up a pic of her ass…that you can assume 40-75 of that pic were taken before the one was chosen, re-touched, and posted…. And you can all guess the motivation, the real reason why she decided to post it…you can leave your opinions, guesses or answer to that question WHY in the comments…but I know you don’t exist and I’m here alone so I’ll just tell you… SHE POSTED IT…BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HER BUTT WAS CUTE….and BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PEOPLE LIKE SLUTTY CONTENT….SO GIVE THE SLUTTY CONTENT. This is straight up, look at my ass, I’m a thirsty fucking THOT…but I’m mainstream pop now, I have awards and shit…so jerk off to this ass…it’s more important than all the other thirsty THOT ass..cuz they aren’t on the Radio. I’m onto her… The post Dua Lipa Bikini Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
J.Lo getting greased up…while her new husband…who she ridiculously is getting married to because rich people are bored and like to feel some sense of normalcy in their 45 marriages in their 55 years of being alive…it’s good marketing, it gets them in to the tabloids, they like the tabloids because the tabloids keep them relevant…as do bikini pics… This oiled up greasy like the pig at the county fair you chase, the Peurto Rican icon who can’t even speak Spanish but who exploited the culture when in the 90s when the latin sensation happened…inspired by her ass…Oscars weren’t too white…these hispanics were fucking everywhere…making stupid money and still making stupid money all these years later… I am sure she’s evil and not just because she’s an old lady in a bikini – which is evil. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Oiled Up Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Isabel Pakzad is James Franco’s 25 year old girlfriend….which is old for James Franco, who is rumored to be a dud who flexes his celebrity status to seduce underage girls…one story that went viral before the #metoo movement, but that didn’t get him arrested because it was a simpler time then…another story that got him banned from all the awards for his movie about that weirdo filmmaker….I didn’t see the movie…but thought it was funny how quickly Hollywood turns on a motherfucker because everyone is so caught up in themselves that self preservation becomes key and that all these fake friendships surface…saying “see ya later bro”.. Well, this girl stood by him, it’s good for business and is a nice life…and apparently..she has nipples….wild. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isabel Pakzad Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eugenie Bouchard trying to be hot… She is like every single girl before her…who has some potential in other areas of life…but chooses to do the influencer thing…because getting feedback on their looks, or half nakedness, turns them on…and being turned on is really what life is about. The tennis thing isn’t her dream, it’s her dad’s dream…well now she’s here to follow her hotter twin, and other family members making money off her fame…..so she wants in on that too…it’s better to be hot on instagram living your life…than failing at tennis that got you this life…it’s what the people care about you know… They care about her looking like she’s taking a shit in a china public bathroom while wearing a bikini….it is a fetish to some…..and that’s why she’s putting this out there… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Squat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
