40 year old Jolene Blalock…seems to have taken up body building…because these are some veiny fucking bikini pics of a woman in her 40s on vacation for thanksgiving… She’s the star of Star Trek Enterprise, I have no idea if she’s ever done anything else, but when she was in her 20s, I remember her on the cover of men’s magazines being hot… This…is an interesting iteration of that… I mean…do you prefer your 40 year olds to not be rock solid veiny, to the point of looking sick, or even diseased or even some kind of terrifying action figure….you know to your typical doughy mom body…or do you just do what I do…and fuck 20 year olds… This is so fucking gross… The post Jolene Blalock in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People tend to forget about the attacks on France, because as terrifying as they are, in the grand scheme of the world, they aren’t thanksgiving… So to celebrate France and to remind you of a great city, with a very sexy sexy yet snobby well dressed gang of girls, here’s Adèle Exarchopoulos, who was in a French movie, with another french actor, doing some lesbian shit, with Lea Seydowx, because that’s what French cinema is…magical… Well now she’s in the worst music video of all time, showing her tits, with in France is wearing a shirt, but to me is still tits…so tits… WORST SONG EVER!!! The post Adèle Exarchopoulos Topless for Some Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos has consistently been an attention whore, and the funny thing is that it has barely worked out for her. She got confused that dudes forced to watch Extra or whatever show she was on that I assume trailer park, middle of the road people watch…actually had some level of sustainability, so she quit the job she got…and tried to do a reality show…and none of it really went anywhere…leaving her thinking “But I’m hot”…well, she’s also old…and missed the window of really being the next Kardashian…so confusing people loving her ass…on blogs no one cares about…for having star power…is a fucking joke…but seeing her pull down her shirt, to show her tits, like the classy girl you’d imagine she was, is pretty fucking funny… It’s like “look at my tits, people like tits, I am more than just an ass fucked Greek in the lowest form of Hollywood”…I am Tits! The post Maria Menounos Showing Cleavage on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Magdalena Frackowiak is some Polish model who makes millions of dollars a year, but who we can all agree is better suited to be still in the one bedroom cold water apartment in some war torn part of Washaw…with neighbors dying of small pox, like the indians on Thanksgiving, because…when you take a poor, communist torn, girl and tell her she’s hot enough to make millions a year for big brands, it leads to a pretty shitty fucking attitude and entitlement that I prefer….when it’s more humble, hungry, thirsty and in need of a warm shower. Here she is in Vouge, bougie bitch.. The post Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t… So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that… This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that… Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope.. Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage… The post I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have mixed feelings about female rugby players…. Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls… Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better… But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”… So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever… The post Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits… She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes… I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus… The post Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together they live that Miami beach life…especailly during the Christmas season, as east coast jews tend to do.. Doesn’t matter why she’s a name, or how hungry she is for fame, despite having money to afford a life that involves not working or whoring out to the world, but I guess it’s some innate human instinct seeking acceptance and dominance in a patriarchal world…or some shit… I know I’d be using my trust fund for hookers and naps that last weeks.. But she’s using it to get in her underwear in magazines…so weird…to me…but I like billionaire booty / all booty / so it works… The post Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
