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Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day

Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit… So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves.. Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos.. When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose. This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit.. What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane… The post Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies.. And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this… I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo. The post Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle.. IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place.. Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously.. At least she’s not a Jenner… The post Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue… Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”… Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt.. The post Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day

Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits…. Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson… I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits… Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating… But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits.. TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar… I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it… Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that… The post Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Rock the VOTE is the LOL of the Day

This is the first time I’ve heard Kendall Jenner speak….and it was hilarious….the idea of Kendall Jenner, a high school drop out who chose to be a model because her family could buy her a modeling career instead of getting an education, tell the history of anything, especially something so iconic for the feminist movement, while her entire existence is based on objectifying women, in theory by exposing them in porn, even though they were the one behind it, and I guess were empowered to created this existence for their entire family…like some kind of feminist leader that should encourage all other girls to fuck in video in hopes to get famous…because it may seem vapid and anti-feminist, but it’s so fabulous or some shit.. What a joke…Kendall being the voice of anything but how to buy modeling contract due to instagram following…make zero fucking sense and is just her being a puppet to someone else’s agenda…I’m thinking Trump…because her dad’s a republican and because reality show stars need to stick together… The post Kendall Jenner’s Rock the VOTE is the LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Solid “Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend” and Other Videos of the Day

Basketball VS Drone How to get a Tween Off Her Phone I Love Insurance Scams School Room Brawl Get Naked in Fight… Cop VS Student Fight in Classroom Drunk Driver of the Day CCTV Road Rage… The post A Solid “Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend” and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day

Ruby Rose is mad at Untitled Magazine because they posted a picture of her nipple, I had to actually LOOK for this picture to find, a picture that I guess she didn’t want people to see, now that she’s all famous and is in the process of milking these tits, by pretending she doesn’t have tits, it’s the Tranny generation, where ambiguous gender is marketable…but that she didn’t mind taking? Weird…. She posted this protest on her instagram..So artistic…So Staged…So Obvious….. So now she’s getting her loyal retard fans to boycott the magazine, which is code for, “Help promote the feature, we need a scandal to get people talking”….and I guess it’s working, because #nipples… Who gives a fuck about nipples, it’s the free the nipple generation, this bitch needs to calm the fuck down… I guess we should remember that Playboy exists for leaking Marilyn Monroe nudes their first issue, Penthouse for releasing everyone naked….it’s just good business to expose these idiots…no matter how irrelevant they are… She Looks Like Bieber…and the pics are hardly racy…she’s in a fucking dress..is that the scandal? Shut the fuck up. I can’t even find the fucking nipple picture….and this is what I do for work…everyday…so…let’s just call this a publicity stunt…but here’s another nipple pic….kinda… VIA UNTITLED MAGAZINE The post Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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