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Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering…Drew Barrymore still has a face.. It’s just really fucking doughy, or maybe it’s botoxed and not doughy at all, but rather one hard, paralyzed, expressionless, pile of shit… But that face is terrifying…. That’s not to say Drew Barrymore had a cute face really ever…I mean maybe in ET, but that was some “she’s a little kid, they are all cute enough, in a cabbage patch doll kind of way, until they grow up and become the monsters they are”…. Drew Barrymore just existed because her family was so deeply entrenched in Hollywood that she could have been an acid burned, arab wife, who didn’t cook dinner fast enough for her husband, and she’d still get cast.. Either way, Drew Barrymore doesn’t matter, she was never hot, she’s old news, and her face…is old too…but I felt compelled to post it because I can’t stop staring at it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day

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Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck.. She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone… TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day

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Arianna Grande did some media tour to promote not hating America…but hating the obesity epidemic because she’s so skinny…or some bullshit I don’t follow because I am a grown man and try to focus on what is important…her little body…her whore reputation according to a pornstar I met who was fucking Arianna Grande’s ex Mac Miller…and who apparently claims she’s the worst form of evil..something I could agree with based on her music alone…not that she writes it…but she participates in it…and even if that pays a lot of money…for this conditioned puppet..it’s still the fucking worst… So I’m glad she is with me on this whole “focus on the tit” thing…at least based on her outfit alone….because she’s showing off tit…I didn’t know she had…probably from eating all the donuts… Here she is singing some bullshit for Fallon….as Britney Spears and Celine Dion….while Jimmy Fallon is overly excited by it like a nervous, annoying, full retard… The post Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner was in a pink bathing suit a few days ago….or weeks ago…probably around her birthday…and for some reason I just saw them now…and figured there is no real timeline needed to post bathing suit pics of Kylie Jenner and her weird, plastic surgery to look like a big booty video vixen, even though she’s the white Kardashian, in what I guess is some program they run out of their basement that makes them look like these off-white, porn face, puppets that lack any real beauty but sure as fuck use make-up to try… I figured that since these are old, you’d want something recent, like yesterday’s new Snapchat empji animations I fucking hate…and a Kylie in her robe n bed, on her instagram devoted to her snapchats she downloads and re-uploads as part of her media scam to make the world think people care, and I guess they do…. So Here’s a little edit of Kylie’s Snapchat where she proves TYGA is her little bitch…cuz she owns him with her family money and young pussy…cuz no rapper ever lets rainbows in their motherfucking mouths…and her in robes after he reclaimed his masculinity with her 18 year old, probably not that fresh, cunt… The post Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if Amber Rose is a white girl with a tan, or a black girl who is light skinned, or some other ethnicity, because she’s one of those over filtered, over made-up, stripper looking bitches who fucks rappers and isn’t really someone anyone pays attention to enough to bother knowing her ethnic background…because all she really is is Gold Digger… Well, she posted a picture of her in blackface and the real issue is that if girl posts a pic of her in blackface and a wig, people notice and not to call her out for being a racist or to question her race, but to just post it, and all she had to do for that was fuck rappers…like a hooker…groupie…until one knocked her up… It’s just so ridiculous…and here I am participating in this nonsense…for no reason…I could be doing so much more…like sucking my own nipple..because like Amber Rose, I am an independent woman so long as my rich man pays me child support and alimony… The post Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have an ongoing joke, with myself, because no one listens to me, and I talk to myself, that Haley Joel Osment, the star from The Sixth Sense, who I think was even Oscar Nominated, has gone on to become a woman, like Bruce Jenner, without all the marketing around it, because he was clever enough to realize no one cared about an awkward teenage boy, and but everyone cares about teenage girls, revealing himself as his “sister”…whatever the fuck her name is…who has gone onto have a solid career…and tits…really solid tits… It’s really a funny joke, to me..for myself..because no one listen to me and I talk to myself… So you just won’t get it… The post Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day

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Photographer Brendan Forbes shot Kylie Jenner…unfortunately not in the face, or with an elephant gun required to take out her garbage family, because I guess there was a window where he could go for humanity and element these idiots, or instead, take the money they paid him to shoot them, and have one big shoot with the most talked about girl, who really isn’t to blame for all the press, she’s just been packaged and sold off by her parents, the people who under normal circumstances have the sole responsibility of caring for her, but were too caught up in their lives to care…forcing the babysitter, TYGA to come in and offer a home for her…and be the dad she always wanted…but her dad was too busy…being a woman…dealing with normal women problems like hair and make-up… The good news is that Photographer Brendan Forbes takes good pics…like this one of Miley’s ass for her new app…that we can assume will eventually become a porn site…because that’s just the way the world is going these days… Because if you can’t be a vigilante killing off evil for humanity, you might as well get butt shots! I am a fan of this picture. The post The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day

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Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba… Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at… All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes… This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America… The post Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day

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I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn… But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed… But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production… Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner… So weird. TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn… But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed… But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production… Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner… So weird. TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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