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Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product… So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Aug 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother.. Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2… I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex… Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me. (for all you haters, my boots are faux ????) The post Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Aug 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother.. Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2… I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex… Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me. (for all you haters, my boots are faux ????) The post Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell Nipple for Love of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits? Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…

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Stella Maxwell Nipple for Love of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits? Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…

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Frida Aasen is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing.. Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe… She’s been on the cover of a bunch of magazines, she’s got 45,000 followers on INSTAGRAM – I followed her and didn’t realize, because I follow everything I see with tits…but will pay more attention to this, because she’s built like a fucking dream girl.. I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it reminds me of shit I jerked off to in the 90s, and would be shit I jerk off to today, if my penis wasn’t broken and I wasn’t so desensitized… The post Frida Aasen is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day

If you had told me Blake Lively or really any girl rolling around in tomatoes was erotic, I would have called you crazy, actually, i wouldn’t have, because I know as well as you do, that to the right person, anything is erotic…from used tampons in public washroom bathrooms, to shit filled panties, to the most disgusting of thing you can think of…. I just wouldn’t have thought that I saw anything interesting or exciting in anything Blake Lively and her big mom potato head participates in, but I guess the white t-shirt was good strategic planning… because see through shirts…under any and all circumstances…on any and all girls…wet from any and all substances…is erotic…whether it is participating in a cultural experience, like this or in a kiddie pool in my basement, it is a good enough time for me. The post Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin’s Underwear for Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a good friend of mine, so good that she blocked me on social media, after her dad told me off, because she couldn’t handle the love….you know these emotionally unavailable, damaged rich kids with celebrity parents, trying to figure out their way while being in the shadow of their parents, but in a world where people are judging her and her every move, while all other celebrity kids are booking modeling jobs, even the short ones, while she’s all tall but can’t seem to pull off shit, so instead ends up in rehab dealing with her confused teen angst and/or lesbianism with some abused black girl rapper who sings about being raped…dark… So to speak to all the noise that is going on in her trust funded rich kid life and to all the people looking on judging, she’s done ver important things, like post these underwear pics…and I like them…even though I know I go up to her big girl shoulder…and even in my 300 pounds of disgusting, would look small compared to her…monster fetish… The post Ireland Baldwin’s Underwear for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day

Rihanna is in the Caribbean, in her 100 million dollar tax shelter, that is much nicer than the shanty she grew up in…. I assume this is where she spends time so that she doesn’t spend more than 6 months in the USA, because why give the IRS TAX money, when you create so many US jobs, and contribute so much to the US economy…why not just take and run….it’s smart business.. It’s Caribana, Carnivale, Cropover, whatever you fucking call it when Caribbean babes get into costumes and dance around amazing, and I think it makes for a good time, because let’s face it, despite being awful american Pop Culture icon, she’s still just an Island girl, and Island girls know how to throw down and have a good time, while shaking ass…just ask the music producer who had sex with her when she was underage before selling her to Jay Z for this empire they created…. The post Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day

Rihanna is in the Caribbean, in her 100 million dollar tax shelter, that is much nicer than the shanty she grew up in…. I assume this is where she spends time so that she doesn’t spend more than 6 months in the USA, because why give the IRS TAX money, when you create so many US jobs, and contribute so much to the US economy…why not just take and run….it’s smart business.. It’s Caribana, Carnivale, Cropover, whatever you fucking call it when Caribbean babes get into costumes and dance around amazing, and I think it makes for a good time, because let’s face it, despite being awful american Pop Culture icon, she’s still just an Island girl, and Island girls know how to throw down and have a good time, while shaking ass…just ask the music producer who had sex with her when she was underage before selling her to Jay Z for this empire they created…. The post Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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