Bella Thorne recycled content for her social media….because she’s a typical young person, lazy as fuck about life, but still managing to make a ton of fucking money from other young people, because they are all the same bullshit entitled brats…with the same bullshit level of work ethic… We have seen this before…and I don’t even pay attention to this bitch and have early stages of alcoholic dememtia…. I wonder if her brainless fans even realize that this is recycled….but I don’t wonder too hard…fuck these idiots while wanting to fuck these idiots. The post Bella Thorne’s Valentine’s Day Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Whenever 45 year old Beyonce tries to sexualize herself, with her tits out, in blazers or in leotards….or whatever it is she does when she tries to compete for Jay Z’s attention with the other girls he fucks, like Rihanna….I always laugh…because Beyonce really isn’t hot..but she tries…and tries..and the people still eat it up because her and her team have managed to make her into this icon and phenomenon…she has a “bee hive of fans and they fucking worship her…mainly women and gay dudes…but probably a few straights in there who think she’s amazing… I get that she’s got tits and by default her tits are worth looking at because they are tits….and I get that I am not the typical fanboy who is into these celebrities…I prefer local whores…toothless and affordable…where as these ones are just out of everyone’s realm of reality…and you know they are cunts about it…which makes the fact you all worship them so weird. They don’t care about you. They just want your money. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Beyonce Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexis Ren did or is doing a RED themed, Red lit, Valentine’s Day shoot for Romance…because it is Valentine’s Day… A time for all you perverts to feel the same sadness you feel everyday thanks to having no real chicks in your life, offset by a porn addiction, or social media addiction, or tinder addiction…living that empty but cum filled thanks to Chronic masturbating life….a life or trend that has allowed someone like Alexis Ren to exist, live a great life on TV…all from being naked on the internet.. I just don’t understand why all these women have stopped releasing sex tapes to get famous. We live in a Sex Positive, Porn Positive, world…that we’d expect to see more sex tapes…but I guess these influencer types don’t want to cross that line into the porn world…and prefer walking that thin line…keeping the sex for their sugar daddies…silly. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Naked for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jamie King posted up this racy picture of herself, because she’s just that kind of girl. It has nothing to do with her being Martin Luther Kings’ illegit daughter. If anything that would make her cooler than she is. I don’t know why I dislike her, but I do, even though she posts up pictures like this. There is just something irritating and dick riding about her…a model turned actress who probably should have died in the late 90s as a model because her boyfriend and her were part of the Heroin chic look, but who instead moved to La to become a cheesy fuck who I think was on a tv show for a wild, before breeding, and I guess when pics like this happen, I shouldn’t hate on her for trying since she is bottomless in a censored Titty our shoot. Something I encourage all women to do, even the ones I dislike for no real reason since I don’t actually know them because I live in Canada and have no reason to know them….I just post their smut like it is important in an era where there is so much better smut to post being produced daily from idiots who don’t think they are important cuz they aren’t, and are trying to be important cuz that’s what the people want. A taste of hollywood so they can be Jamie King too…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jamie King is Pantsless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ariel Winter has dramatically lost weight. Looks better than ever. Cuz skinny versions of ourselves are always better versions of ourselves. I don’t know if she did cool sculpting or liposuction like a Kardashian. I don’t know if she just stopped eating and got serious about fitness. She was publicly working out for the last year she was fat and she remained fat…so not sure if it is that… However…it could just be drugs, eating disorder, a disease like aids… So many options….that don’t matter so long as her and her breast reduced famous tits have a neck again. The troll, less trolly. Exciting! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It was International Pizza Day the other day. If I was a real blogger with a passion for blogging. Like the kinds of click sit blogs you see on the internet doing click bait content I would have done a top 10 pizza day pics from sluts doing slutty content for pizza day since sluts lack creativity and need that national day to give them a concept and theme…especially when that day is pizza day cuz pizza in and of itself is viral and hype… Instead I am a lazy blogger who hates the blog life, and click bait….so I just post the first old whore I see with her pizza Porno out there, three days after the international pizza day happened…on the ball. Full send all day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Padma Lakshmi Pizza Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess there are two kinds of girls who are trying to be instagram influencers. There’s the mainstream travel girl, that is pretty much every girl, taking pics of their meals, hotel rooms, and filtered as fuck bikini pics in iconic places, doing iconic things like hiking, riding bikes, drinking coconuts, or walking on their beach in a half dance that no one ever does… Then there are the borderline sex workers, more hip and daring, who just get naked, do nude shoots for their creative expressions, like Playboy models of yesteryear with zero prestige or money but still naked, and often times not working in porn or sex work, despite putting their vaginas on the internet in some borderline softcore porn they pretend is art shit… I prefer the nude ones….so this is Claudia Lion. The king of the jungle, and by jungle I mean this post, cuz her tits are out. I do appreciate her artistic vision with the use of a red balloon as a prop…that’s how you know it’s high concept. The post Claudia Lion Posing Naked with Balloons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened… I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter. I can assure you that they had the least viewers they have ever had, people are busy living their life, and they can just scroll instagram to see who won, without sitting and committing to the bullshit, that is if thy even care… Most people don’t listen to the shit radio music being nominated, and most people don’t care about the celebrities involved….myself included. There was a time when Live Tweeting the shit could be a fun time, 10 years ago, when everyone would be at home on twitter watching the shit, helping me amass my insignificant following – no book deals here… I would just live tweet it because I genuinely hated it, a masochist who puts himself through abuse to get the jokes no one finds funny out there. I do really enjoy seeing the old school industry lose out, they are fucking snobs with superiority complexes who get all the money… While the power is really going back to the people, finally… So fuck the Grammy’s, they don’t matter. The people choosing the winners are all corrupt. It’s all attempts to get hype to sell ads against next year…where even less people will care. It’s a good time to be alive. Fuck the Grammys. Here are the tits. …. —— Ashlee Simpson still alive Bebe Rexha looking like Beetlejuice in the face Charli XCX Hard Nipples and Big Ol Unibrow Ciara flashing her mom thighs Dua Lipa big blue tits Janelle Monae Token Dark Skin Girl Julianne Hough the bad Mormon not sticking to the MODEST IS HOTTEST motto No Neck Megan Trainor Miley Cyrus with the side boob Nicole Scherzinger still attending awards she has no business being at JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s been a nice few months for us Taylor Swift haters, because I guess she hasn’t been promoting bullshit, pulling relationship scandals that are likely all made up to promote her records, that are so relatable and sell so much, bitch is richer than god…. Despite being marketed as a popstar who writes her own songs, after she exploited country music, despite not being country, but having moved to Nashville at a Young Age to live out her dad’s dream of being famous…..using country as a stepping stone…cuz people are loyal in the country. Keep the Country Country…and when she went off to become the highest paid pop act…they followed…even though she was using them…. She still fucking sucks. I don’t think there is any real artistry to anything she does besides fucking as many dudes as she’s fucked and polarizing it as being the victim…that takes effort.. Well, the good news is that in her time off of not annoying us…she grew some tits and we’re always into new tits on really fucking rich trash. The post Taylor Swift Found Some Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
