Tag Archives: Sfw

Jaime King Pregnant Erotica of the Day

[jwplayer player=”1″ mediaid=”146074″] Here’s a “Fashion Film”…that I think is absolute garbage, because I’m a hater, and seeing rich people rent a shitty hotel room, to make a really shit quality video, that looks like it was soaked in piss, because I guess they think that is more fashionable, high concept, hip, raw and real and “Hollyweird”…when really it’s just tansparent two dimensional garbage… I know you’re fakes….and the only reason I am posting it is because I like Patsy Cline, even when misused in this smut, I think there’s some Serge Gainsbourg too, is this Hipster Amateur Hour? I am posting it because James King, ex-heroin addict and I guess friend to the hacks who made this bootleg video that isn’t even as good as something I saw in film school in the 90s…is in her lingerie while pregnant…and I like that.. The other idiots involved are: Abbey Lee Kershaw, James Concannon, Jaime King, Ivan Lofstrom, & Juliana Sorelli It’s for clothing line Hollyood Savage Society The post Jaime King Pregnant Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more here:
Jaime King Pregnant Erotica of the Day

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true… I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning… She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE Here are her pics… The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to read the rest:
Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Originally posted here:
Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See more here:
Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F… According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS … Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress… So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself Update: Penthouse F 15.25 mil . Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See original here:
Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F… According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS … Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress… So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself Update: Penthouse F 15.25 mil . Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More here:
The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continued here:
The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

Anita By ImgaeFolio of the Day

Our friend IMAGEFOLIO too some pictures of the amazing, lovely, magical… Anita Zolt ….that I wasn’t invited to attend, because everyone thinks I am weird, especially, when I am masturbating in the corner…with random household objects…it’s weird, I get it, but I thought we were in this together…and I blame Anita Zolt for being so magical… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Go here to read the rest:
Anita By ImgaeFolio of the Day

Lady Gaga Pilates of the Day

One of the last things I want to see is Lady Gaga doing Yoga…or stretching in a leotard… It’s not that it is offensive, or disgusting, I mean if it was, I would be more inclined to want to look at these pics… You know if this was an obese woman shitting herself in a leotard while stretching, or an anorexic girl in a leotard stretching, or really any popstar, athlete, actess…other than Lady Gaga.. But I guess, this is in line with my existence, and seeing as I never get what I want, perfectly expected.. Gaga is boring, done, and yet…I am still posting this nonsense…I blame half assed editorial…and laziness…for everything happening here..Even though she’s in sex positions…I never want to experience unless it is for K-Fed reasons… The post Lady Gaga Pilates of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

The rest is here:
Lady Gaga Pilates of the Day