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Chase Carter for MAXIM of the Day

Chase Carter is some model I’ve only recently heard about, mainly because everyone is a signed model and slut, so it is hard to keep track of all the pussy out there….we live in a pussy warehouse and there is too much pussy to sort through and go through to know each specific pussy…it’s overwhelming… Even as a signed model, from Sports Illustrated Swim, her existence is overshadowed by all the other pussy out there….but she’s in Maxim now, a magazine that for some reason still exists, in pics by Gilles Bensimon who once married Elle Macpherson, and that makes her more premium and higher tier than the other pussy scrambling to get into Maxim…as if Maxim is still a thing..what year is this, 1994? We don’t need magazines like Maxim, we got Instagram, and her instagram is: CLICK HERE A proper Bahamian tax invader…obviously a rich kid…which allows her the luxury of not being forced to work as a stripper…but instead as a high end stripper for brands and magazines… The post Chase Carter for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Basically Em Rat Cow Full Pussy of the Day

Rat Cow is out there whoring out for the paparazzi to promote what I assume is her Bikini line, because she’s got a bikini line, which I think is a smart enough play from her, because you can’t just be tits getting hits on social media doing brand deals forevever. You need to invest into something that has equity, that can influence your male pervert fans to jerk off to you, and the female fans to buy your nonsense…. I don’t find Rat Cow interesting, good tits, weird face, broken down looking scam…who was getting naked at the right place, right time, in the right music video….right when instagram happened creating her….and people just don’t unfollow these idiots so they forever have that audience…whereas sites like this fade the fuck away and virtually disappear because getting people to type your name in their browser is asking too much of them…lazy fucks… While girl like this just have to be ridiculous spreading ass like this to get their name circulated, to go viral, to get noticed again…and to give her followers something they’re into jerking off to… The only interesting thing about her is that her face looks different every single time we see her, those face injections…I mean unless you find her being Kanye’s mistress before instagram interesting…or if you find her tits interesting…and that weird looking face doesn’t even matter….yet she matters. I get it, cuz I get big tits…. It’s not like we haven’t seen her pussy before.. She also has some bikini shoot pics…not pussy for the paparazzi pics…and I figure why not participate in her bullshit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in some weird tranny photoshoot JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Basically Em Rat Cow Full Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk Fucks the Floor of the Day

I have a hard time believing that this is what Irina Shayk looks like when she wakes up. She looks pretty fucking airbrushed, like she was starring in some Russian mail order bride catalog she avoided starring in when she secured Ronaldo the Rapist and played his beard until getting knocked up by Brad Cooper… She is an immigrant, from Russian, moving in on your turf, stealing your men and your jobs, killing your America, but destroying the values the country was built on, by being a communist, making communist babies, like some kind of sleeper cell…..attack from WITHIN… I do think she’s still one of the hottest and I appreciate her fucking the floor like she was a cam girl sex worker…even though she’s too high end of that shit… I do not know what magazine this is for, but I like it…Nothing like a good old fashioned spread leg humping the air photoshopped mom who is still a whore… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Fucks the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day

People like Barbara Palvin…even though she got fat a few years ago…totally fucking up her entire career even though all these fat chicks are getting work now…but now she’s back, she realized she was throwing a good thing as a Hungarian who made it at 18, turning her back to that due to overeating was crazy…not to mention there are so many hip drugs you can take to keep the fat off…it’s like get it together woman…and she got it together…making that comeback of a lifetime in some bullshit infomercial America seems to love and embrace because you’re all drones who buy into the exact same bullshit… Here are some pics of her to jerk off to cuz you’re sick fucks who can jerk off to non-porn. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Murphy Got Them Angry Tits On of the Day

Nicole Murphy who may be Halle Berry because they look the same…not in an all black people look the same…I’m not Hilary Clinton here…but in a short hair, busty, light skin black girl…with white moms who like black men to cum up onside them only to be raised by their white moms because obviously…the black dad has dozens of other kids to ignore…which I guess could be a racist thing to say….I mean maybe I shouldn’t mass generalize knocking up white women…then ditching the white girls even though it happened to both Nicole Murphy and Halle Berry…fascinating investigative journalism here. She’s got some big fucking tits, on her old lady body, that I guess she bought with her Eddie Murphy divorce settlement or child support payments…because she was with him from the age of 20 in 1988 til 2004 and they have 5 kids together…5 kids that got to suck these titties… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicole Murphy Got Them Angry Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day

Rita Ora performed somewhere, who the fuck cares where she performed, this bitch will perform anywhere anyone asks her to perform, because despite probably being a diva cunt who thinks she’s very fucking important because she’s famous and has a song with the kids from One Direction that went viral and got her on the Charts in America after years of working towards that goal…using her vagina and attending any and all events she could just to be talked about….all while no one really knowing who she is…teaching us a valuable lesson that she who makes the most noise is the one people will eventually be the one people think matters because they are too self involved to really bother looking into her lies… Well, she’s performing in her lingerie and has great tits, so I’ll take it…even if it’s on some stripper level shit…she’s getting paid so an idol to girls everywhere that they too can be famous thanks to their tits…if they really put some effort into it cuz tits get hits..people fucking love tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha Big Fat Tits of the Day

If you’re wondering why successful songwriter turned singer named Bebe Rexha, who is 30, but many years ago fronted a Pete Wentz band, is getting noticed, it’s partially because she’s dialed into the scene, the industry, partially because fat old chicks are hype now, partially because she created this persona and knew the formula to produce crap people will share because they are idiots…drones…brainwashed…pretty much the same Gaga hustle but hopefully with less impact…you know keep the more impact than Gaga to her effect on all you can eat buffets and little wooden chairs at catered events….they aren’t sturdy… The key to her Albanian existence is her Albanian titties. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Big Fat Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Spreads her Legs of the Day

Kendall Jenner is not hot. I like to call her Lendall because it sounds black like the look she’s trying to go for with her fake tan and fake face… I guess it makes sense that Shawn morphing into a Kardashian’s despite having a different white dad, because they have the plastic surgeon on retainer….who lives in their basement and modifies all of them to the freaks they are..he’s the guy with Bruce’s Olympic dick on his mantle… Point being, Kendall may be skinny and the best of the trash but like food, the best in the trash is still going to give you flesh eating disease…. From Bruce to Kim…get rid of this garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Spreads her Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Pregnancy Fetish of the Day

I always thought that she was so premature and underdeveloped that she didn’t get her period… I guess I was wrong…because she’s breeding… Maybe it’s science…maybe her gay boyfriend thought this would be the best beard… Maybe it is his retirement like K-Fed… Either way, you don’t need your own Kidneys to get knocked up..which is unfortunate when you think about Selena Gomez breeding… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Pregnancy Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Hakansson Nude Model of the Day

Emma Hakansson has the right idea am I right? Fuck yeah I’m right. She’s got this tits man, and she pulls them out for pictures so that other people can see her tits. I don’t know what she gets out of it. Not like people are paying her to do this or to see her tits… And sure if I was a girl with tits I would be charging 5 dollars a Titty flash like this girl Mel did in high school, only for some reason she’d make me pay 20 dollars, probably cuz I’d Cum myself when doing it…I wonder where she is now…I guess I could look on facebook but I’m not ready for my past memories to be brought to a new reality… This isn’t very enterprising which makes it either bitch is dumb or bitch is kind and generous or bitch is just an Exhibitionist…all work lovely for me. The post Emma Hakansson Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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