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Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde ….naming herself WILDE after Oscar Wilde, because she’s pretentious like that…get a fucking grip….that’s ridiculous. She said it was a tribute to writers in her family, which is a load of shit, it’s because her name is COCKBURN… I can’t help but call her Olivia Cockburn, her actual birth name, which is probably the worst last name anyone can have, especially a hot chick with a dream of being famous…because it makes me laugh every time…. I definitely understand why she gave herself a stripper name, or what she calls a Nom de Plume, because anyone who’s stripper name is inspired by Oscar Wilde is obnoxious like that…. When named Cockburn, you are given no choice but to venture out there and name your damn self…plus growing up a COCKBURN must have been a traumatic experience…some Dr Ford level sexual assault every time she got introduced, or during roll call or wahtever…humilating… But then she realized she was rich, connected, her family socialites in Washington DC, and hot enough to make it as an actor…which I guess is what she did… So now all these years later, she can walk around, with her hard nipples for the paparazzi…with confidence that she’s managed to rebrand herself…and no one even bothers remember her as the COCK BURN she once was…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day

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Try to explain Heidi Klum to me in a way that doesn’t go back to Nazi Germany doing research using humans experimentation with various medications….and systems…from the creation of Asprin…to studies in sterilization and Eugenics… Because other than fitness, diet and botox, Heidi Klum looking this good has got to be on a genetics level… One that was crafted back in 1940, using her grandparents as the breeders…. Hitler called it Racial Hygiene, because unlike me, he didn’t believe that there is no color, gender, race, or differences amongst us, as we are all one race..the human race… He believed in getting rid of what he considered disgusting shit, and focusing on breeding the good… It’s something horse and dog breeders have been doing forever, which is why you have all those cute dogs running around….why not apply it to humans… Based on my experience, some of the hottest girls have troll looking parents, so maybe it’s not scientifically accurate…but if you look at slavery trade of AMERICA…where that logically only the strong slaves would survive the abuse they endured…their children would be stronger then them, and eventually capable of overthrowing slavery…. I guess Heidi Klum is the human version of that, but then again she’s rich, botox exists, it could be anything…. It is amazing that at such an old age, we all still want to fuck her. That defies everything I’ve ever known about female sex appeal dying off on their 30th birthday… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dynastyloveyou is Your New Instagram Crush of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dynastyloveyou is a 21 year old babe… She’s an instagram influencer that not enough big brands are working with – despite her being a fucking legend in this era of inclusion. She’s the Kylie Jenner, if Kylie jenner was a deformed crackbaby with some kind of retardation… She’s hood, and producing all kinds of the same content as all the other sluts out there…you don’t need to be able bodied to pull off their hustle….if anything this is one of those “you’re not that great, a retard could do your job” situations… Not that I see handicapped people, I see handicapable people. I see talent and hard work and drive that able bodied people don’t have because their lives are so simple and basic… I also see a fetish…a very weird fucking fetish….so take it in…Dynasty is the future. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dynastyloveyou is Your New Instagram Crush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cami Mendes Pee Porno of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cami Mendes is the bulldog looking Veronica on the overly popular show Riverdale, that shouldn’t be popular, because the girls who play the key players in the show aren’t that hot, and because it’s badly written, super fucking cheesy and lame and the fucking worst pile of shit, but it manages to get watched by the people, in an era where TV networks struggle to get viewers, so they’ll fucking do all they can to promote it and keep it alive…they’ll get the cast working hard as fuck on it…since they own them…and that will include Pee fetish content on social media.. Sure Cami Mendes, the disgusting one hired because she’s got no neck and is Hispanic or Mexican, maybe Mayan, they don’t have necks….is out there with panties on – post pee porn…and not actually peeing on her cast members faces while rubbing her clit and pretending to squirt….but peeing happened and in a world where people love to pee on each other sexually..all the young college kids are peeing on each other during sex…it’s a thing….this Cami Mendes Pee erotica..is on brand….on trend…and it works for both her young peeing on each other fanbase and the old perverts like you and me who just pee in toilets but like the idea of watching girls pee in the woods or anywhere…because peeing happens multiple times a day involves just a girl and her genitals exploding fluid…erotic cuz it comes from the pussy….and we like pussy…simple minded…and Cami Mendes knows it. Pee or not, there are panties…and panties both peed in and not peed in are panties. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cami Mendes Pee Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton See Through Big Tits and Big Gut of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat Kate Upton brought her fat belly out for the people in what could be a see through dress, but we’ll never know because when tits get stretched out so hard, from sheer size and volume, the nipple do too…and often times that means there is no differentiation between nipple and tit itself… Not that that matters, what matters is how much America loves fat Kate Upton, now at her fattest. They love her big sloppy tits, her broad back, her gunt…that is now infested with a fetus eating off her, so that she can bring it to the world, and live that normal white life, with the help of all their nannies because they are rich…her husband a star athlete, her grandfather the inventor of Whirlpool, something she’ll like need to bathe in, if she gets more pregnant, because she’s a fucking elephant… Pregnancy scares me on many levels, why would you want kids, why would you have kids in this world, and why is there a dick growing inside you, leaching off you, it’s parasitic and sci/fi and I don’t like it….and I don’t like what it does to a pussy after it rips it open…. Kate Upton, never interested me, she was always too plus sized for me, but monster tits are monster tits, and you should look at the monster tits, all pregnant and shit..because you are into that kind of thing. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Upton See Through Big Tits and Big Gut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lohan Abducting Human Trafficked Children of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think some of the greatest news – is that Lindsay Lohan has been using her celebrity to go viral lately….she’s just trolling all you fuckers.. The first time was with her stupid dance that people are doing in clubs everywhere, not that I go to clubs but i assume that people in clubs trying to get pussy are like, watch me “do the lohan”… Now she’s gone viral of IG live abducting a kid or kids from their homeless mother, because she assumed they were being human trafficked, and she is a fucking hero, a vigilante, using her fame for good….and tried to stop it….only to get hit….in what I assume was all staged because nothing is real…and everyone is buying into it…without remembering that Lohan is a star, knows everyone, she’s just been vacationing the last few years, and can easily mastermind hilarious content…and have the best writers help her do it. This is a great event, the first of many I am sure, I like that Lohan has made a comeback with her Arab Accent…because I’ve always been a fan, she is my spirit animal…and for that reason alone let’s look at her tits…..for old times…great tits. The post Lohan Abducting Human Trafficked Children of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie Big New Titties of the Day

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Sofia Richie is an inspiring creature to all of you people out there, but really only because she’s in a bathing suit showing off her Lionel Richie – Hello is it me you’re looking for – tits…. Ultimately, she represents all that is wrong with the world, thanks to social media, everyone gets obsessed with people richer than they are, living better lives than they are, and for some reason think that people like Sofia Richie are more fulfilled or meaningful than they are. The fact is she’s a rich kid, with a trust fund, capable of doing anything, but instead decides to be cast in the Kardashian show as 50 year old Scott Disick’s pussy….so that she can grow her audience. This is a person who can do anything in life, ANYTHING at all, but she chooses that… I mean…if that doesn’t clearly state that all she’s good for is looking at her tits, I don’t know what does….because she’s garbage… That’s not to say this is all she’ll ever be, or that she can’t amount to something, she is young and rich, maybe this is just fun for now, but anyone who finds being affiliated with the Kardashians fun….is Garbage. But their tits in a bathing suit are alright. .. Here she is in a see through dress JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Big New Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Braless Weird Titty Erotica of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our girl Sarah Hyland, who has some freakish genetic disorder that made her look 12 until she was 30, and you all liked that about her, because you’re fucking perverts….posted up her #BelieveAllWomen (a terrifying concept since some women are vindictive and evil) story the other day that went a little something like …all dudes are perverts trying to get in. The 27-year-old actor shared her horrifying ordeal in a Twitter post, using the hashtag #whyididntreport #metoo #believeallwomen “He was a friend. It was New Year’s Eve my senior year of high school. Everyone was drunk. He broke into the bathroom I was in, I hoped it was a dream but my ripped tights in the morning proved otherwise. I thought no one would believe me. I didn’t want to be called dramatic. After all, I didn’t say no. Shock can do that to a person,” I mean…I am sure every single woman in the world has a story like this, and I am sure every single woman in the world is sharing their stories like this, I’ve been out in public, I’ve see how drunk people act, people get aggressive, people are predators, men are perverts…..which is why she should carry a weapon, to shoot fuckers in the face when they get too close, even though that would go against their anti-gun-law politics, even if it would solve their anti-rape politics… I guess her sexual assault, and sexualization at a young age on TV, because men are perverts, is why she’s dating a homosexual dude who is clearly the sensitive type who looks like he was in a boyband or listened to boy bands and had frosted tipped hair at least once in his life. A dude who has the vibe of all the Disney Kids in LA trying to make it…who saw an opportunity to be straight for pay…as dating Sarah Hyland is great marketing, plus they don’t even have to fuck..cuz she’s all broken from her disease… It’s a gay best friend situation, he’s supporting and loving, and helps the sad victim of abuse get through the whole being a broken child star thing… All while the lack of sex is making her far weirder, and more of an exhibitionist, tits out, reclaiming her sexuality, that was taken from her in high school, and that she never had, except maybe to a bunch of you pervert weridos…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Braless Weird Titty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Collins Spreads Her Legs for Fashion of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because her dad is Phil Collins, but it does increase her stock price a little bit, knowing she’s got all kinds of daddy issues and mental problems as all that shit is relative and all that shit is specific to the person’s life, so the person who has everything and has always had everything, will not know they have everything, and really money or a famous dad doesn’t make for a better life to begin with, but it does buy nice things if you’re the dude who is smart enough to K-FED her.. I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because of her acting career that stems from being Phil Collin’s daughter, you know that dude’s got connections… I am a fan of Lily Collins…because she’s skinny and I guess showing her dick in this photoshoot. GO! Dick! Flashes! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Collins Spreads Her Legs for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine.. So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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