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Lady Gaga Erotica of the Day

I would say that I have no idea why Lady Gaga is exposing her ass in some photoshoot, but the truth is I know exactly why Lady Gaga is doing this, and it is the same reason we’ve all seen her naked numerous times before, and it is the same reason we’ve all see so many women naked before, it’s for self promotion through their sexualization… Sure it’s easy, it’s basic, it’s simplistic, it’s nothing special and even obvious, I mean strippers have been using these tactics forever and most strippers I know are fucking retards…. But Gaga has been ugly her whole life, like dramatically ugly, which is why she learned how to play the piano and write songs, to be behind the scenes – so when she was given a chance to be a star, her dream, she fucking took it, and in taking it…came her going too far with it. It was attention she craved, and got, along with so much money and she kept getting weirder and weirder to try to make us think she was authentic, an artist, not a hack….make more noise, more stunts, and with that came nudity…so it’s only logical that would continue…ass out… The funny thing in all this is that I grabbed her ass before she was famous, unsolicited, she didn’t notice, she was in fishnets, I squeezed hard….but it’d be nice if she did and put some #metoo movement lawsuit on my like Taylor Swift did to the radio guy, because that’s what I want a WIKIPEDIA page for. MY LEGACY…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Erotica of the Day

The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform…. I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram… But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit… Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it. The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all. Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine of the Day

Teyana Taylor is the hot chick from that Make America Great Again video that Kanye put out called “Fade” which was inspired by Trump’s haircut, I think…but could be wrong… She was the best thing about that video, because Teyana Taylor was wearing tight clothing in it…..humping the floor in her thong dancing…. She’s now doing more slutty content for a TITTY magazine, which is a step in the right direction, for a girl who is known primarily for being a thonged ass fucking the floor…. She’s from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on Def Jam Label, and this is how she has to present herself to the world to get ahead… Systematic racism maybe, but at least she’s getting some mainstream media coverage to help her build her fame and audience…the way you should… Tits out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day

I may be asked to remove these pics of Sara Jean Underwood living her Camp Life, Van Life, adventure travel life, spent in the woods and National parks, where she is in touch with nature all naked, because her life is one nice vacation, she did the ground work in her 20s when she was in Playboy, on G4TV, building that audience, unfortunately having fucked Ryan Seacrest, something I’ve heard is a terrible experience across the board, cuz he’s a weirdo pervert coke head who is aggressive towards the women he makes sign his NDA contracts with….but that Sarah Underwood has survived and can do what matters most…just fucking remove herself from the scene, publish great content for her fans who pay her to live through her patreon, all while remaining hot. I am a big fan of what she’s doing, but she’s not a big fan of what I am doing taking her pics people pay for….so I may get an email…but any excuse to get her to email me…cuz she’s hot and doing cool things…is a good one. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Isla Fisher Slutty Swimsuit of the Day

Isla Fisher is riding her husband and baby daddy’s revival…taking his Ali G approach to the world that made him famous and applying it to the Make America Great movement, to either mock hick weirdos and left wing weirdos alike…because the world, at least based on social media is ridiculous as fuck and I Sacha Baron Cohen likes to troll…and I think he’s pretty great at it…solid parody….coming into your country and making you all look like fools… The interesting thing about Isla Fisher is that she’s been with him since 2002….the other interesting thing is that she converted to be Jewish to be with him…he must have a large dick…or she must like his jokes…or maybe he’s just trolled her using his intelligence and trapped her into making him a few kids…. She said: “I will definitely have a Jewish wedding just to be with Sacha. I would do anything—move into any religion—to be united in marriage with him. We have a future together and religion comes second to love as far as we are concerned.” Here she is in a bikini for you Scooby Doo fans, becasue I think that’s all she’s done…but what do I know about submissive gingers in their 40s…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Slutty Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson’s Ass Eating Her Shorts of the Day

Paris Jackson is dressed like all the girls with her shorts jacked up into her ass – so that the world can see her ass cheeks because of fashion. She’s done it before, and really so many girls do it daily, just leave your house you weirdo…reclusive on disability… Paris Jackson has worn these shorts before…and I have written about it before and I know I can’t top off this brilliance…you can’t re-write a masterpiece you know…. So here it is: Looks like Paris Jackson is paying tribute to her dad who may not be here genetic father due to being a eunuch…..he needed that octave man….but who is her father in trust funds and non-taxable income worth LOTS of money…by showing the world her ass…. It is clear that she got her hands on some of her inheritance and wants to show it all off to the world…her dad’s priceless collection of little boy shorts….that’s she’s squeezing into and barely fitting into…cuz she’s not 7 the way he liked them… The real mystery is how he accumulated these shorts, you know where your rich uncle who the exotic animal hunter who died got his elephant foot table…or where your grandpa got his war memorabilia…or where you granny got all those sweaters she knitted…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson’s Ass Eating Her Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way… I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default…. She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Perrie Edwards Spread Legs in a Thong of the Day

The last time I did a post on Perrie Edwards, I think she was topless. I had to remove the pictures from the site because of laywers and such getting angry at me, but the post actually went viral in an era where I thought viral didn’t happen unless brands were paying for it to happen. It basically went down like this. I posted it. The story got pushed to my twitter because that’s all I use twitter for. It’s automated, you know, low effort. And I guess a Lil Mix fan, a band I didn’t know exist, like Lil XAN cuz I’m old….and not from the UK….went nuts and next thing you know I am getting tweeted at from every angle, being told off by her fans you didn’t know exist. They were mad. I guess she matters and so does her spreading in a thong. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Perrie Edwards Spread Legs in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day

Nicki Minaj and her fat as fuck ass, that could be a fake ass, because when she was first cast to play Nicki Minaj after her acting school, she was fat, she just managed to shape that fat to look more like a sex doll you’d expect her to be, rather than the walmart shopper on the motorized scooter she was supposed to be….. It’s an ass that is probably shaped and scuplted to look like this, I mean girl’s not bringing something like this out when it’s all deflated and looking like an ass that size should look…..it, and the rest of her, is injected as fuck. But the good thing about these injections and Lipo – the quick fixes for vanity is that the organs inside her are still rotting to fucking hell…and with that we know her pancreas is struggling….and eventually her foot will go…and like all Americans she’ll be on a motorized scooter….the way Wall-E predicted it. Diabetes man…we’ve probably all got it…but this ass screams it. TO SEE MORE OF THE VMA’S CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin is a Big Biker Babe of the Day

Ireland Baldwin posts slutty content to social media – because she craves attention. I read some bullshit story that was sent to me about Ireland Baldwin’s pictures upsetting her dad. Where he makes comments on her feed or on his feed whenever something slutty comes out…which I think is just an angle to get her more attention because he feels bad she’s such a fucking failure….and he’s doing his part to correct the mistakes he’s made…like HAVING her in the first place….or maybe he is actually ashamed, he did call her a pic when she was growing up, and it was used against him in his Kim Bassinger Divorce, which could be why he hates her and started a new life…. But the truth is, she’s not quite a big, she’s more of an Elephant, she’s massive…a monster even….a monster who was doing bikini instagram riding celebrity parents hard on instagram before it was a thing…and before her cousin was stealing her glory…losing her virginity to Bieber at 15 and now being engaged to him at 20. I feel like Ireland Baldwin could actually be alright, interesting, not that bad, I don’t hate her…or her broken rich girl ways….but she must hate me cuz she’s blocked me on all of her feeds…mean girl…maybe her dad is right about her and she is a disgrace to the family…a mentally unstable disgrace… Here are some paprazzi pics of her making a normal sized girl look like a midget….with her sloppy young tits braless…with hard nipples JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin is a Big Biker Babe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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