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Mr. Skin’s Countdown to MAM-orial Day 2011: #1 Emmy Rossum

#1 in Skin Central’s Mam orial Day countdown of the best breasts of 2011 (so far) are the unbelievable boobs of Shameless star Emmy Rossum . Tit’s a shame to think Emmy kept her cans concealed for so long- she was 18 when she appeared in both The Phantom of the Opera (2004) and The Day After Tomorrow (2004). But she rectified this tit uation by showing her perfect pair in the very first episode of Showtime series Shameless – and almost every episode after that. On Shameless , Emmy plays oldest sister Fiona Gallagher, who’s taken on the very adult role of mothering her 5 younger siblings while their alcoholic dad spends his time drinking. Speaking of mothering, sweet mother of mercy would Skin Central like to suckle those stork stalks! Emmy’s Shameless – and we like her that way! Congratulations, Emmy Rossum ! You’ve got the pair to beat, so oil ‘em up and take off those tops, ladies, since the compeTITtion’s getting fierce!

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Mr. Skin’s Countdown to MAM-orial Day 2011: #1 Emmy Rossum

Gift Guide: Channel Michael Jackson Through Your Wii

Michael Jackson may be dead but his legend — and more importantly to his next of kin, his earning power — lives on. And now thanks to the awkwardly-colonless Michael Jackson The Experience for Wii, you can dance like the King of Pop. Without the shame having to dress like Corey Feldman circa 1989.

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Gift Guide: Channel Michael Jackson Through Your Wii

Hollywood Ink: Michael Caine Claims His Latest Paycheck

Also among today’s scintillating trade news: More awesome Robert Schwentke news (even if it’s recycled)… Tree of Life may be coming to theaters sooner than you thought… Anyone interested in another stoner comedy?… and more Hollywood Ink after the jump.

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Hollywood Ink: Michael Caine Claims His Latest Paycheck

Toni Braxton’s Vagina in a Tight Outfit of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Toni Braxton was thinking when she put this outfit on, but I can only assume it had something to do with her wanting the world to see exactly what her vagina looked like, bush included…despite the fact that she doesn’t have the body needed to pull this kind of thing off….but was so committed to the cause that she just threw her shame away and ran with it and really any bitch willing to expose her cunt, even if it’s in some PVC shit is good enough to at least try to jerk off to, because they did their best to give you something to jerk off to and even if it was a failure, it’s better than seeing a bitch in a snowsuit. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Toni Braxton’s Vagina in a Tight Outfit of the Day

Sarah Palin’s Washington Post Op-Ed Debunked

The Washington Post has run another Sarah Palin op-ed. And this time it’s worse than ever — it’s about the myth of global warming and how she is the true defender of science because she kills polar bears. The piece essentially says that because man-made global warming is clearly non-existent, based on leaked emails from climate change scientists, Obama should boycott Copenhagen.

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America Can Read!

I am only responsible for 1/3 of this, but I am probably going to put my Dan Brown Book Club plans on hold now.

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America Can Read!

Small Penis Alert

Have you seen this little dickhead around Toronto (or, at the very least, his minuscule wiener)? Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

The Douche TriFecta

Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven, Kid Rock were in Vegas together and posted this pic to Twitter with middle fingers and the “shocker” flying high. Plaster a bust of this and we have the makings of Mount Douchemore

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Little Kid Really Excited About New Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pics

I love this kid and the word tittays. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Super Mario Brothers Gets The Tarantino Treatment

A great Super Marios parody of Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards called Inglorious Plummers! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment