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Before Kathy Lee Gifford was a botox, jacked up face dinosaur, she used to be on morning television in an era when internet porn wasn’t accessible and I only had one channel, pretty much making her my little whore on at least one occassion when I happened to be awake at 9 am. There was just something about her fat tits, the idea of her red pubic hair and her annoying uptight attitude that I liked. I think it had to do with knowing I was far too dirty a motherfucker for her to even throw a dollar at without using hand sanitizer in a time before hand sanitizer existed and I am sure I am not the only one who jerked off to her back when she was on Regis with Kelly, otherwise they woulda never kept her on the show….I’m talking to you Regis…You little pig….

Here are her tits and botox face for old times…….