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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey.. SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration… But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”…. Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit… I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass The post Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey.. SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration… But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”…. Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit… I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass The post Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day