We get it. Someone probably gave you a big check to carry out this foolishness, but it might be time to consider pulling the plug. Sheen and his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour limped and sputtered through town. And when the show ended — ahead of schedule — the actor ran from the stage like a scared felon ahead of a lynch mob. “F–k you, Charlie! F–k you, Charlie!” a row of young men chanted after Sheen sprinted from the theater. For an hour, Sheen chain-smoked like a criminal — “can I have a f–king cigarette?” — lobbed the F-bomb like a 4-year-old suffering from Tourette’s, and praised Donald Trump as a “real f–king dude.” He prattled and preened and told pointless — and worst of all, boring — stories about Hollywood, hookers, being rich and being Charlie Sheen. He talked about nearly getting caught after locking himself in an airplane bathroom while flying with actor Nicolas Cage and a seven-gram cocaine rock. “My balls are sweating like a gerbil in a Richard Gere convention,” he said. And that, my friends, was as good as it got. Then…it went ALL bad. After alternately motor-mouthing and begging for his job back at “Two and a Half Men,” Charlie abruptly ran out of gas. At the 45-minute mark, he simply stopped talking. Sheen sat onstage, smoking silently, next to a man who served as his interviewer — I never did catch his name. The co-star looked as if he wanted to cry. The paying audience should have. “Where are the goddesses?” an audience member cried. The two bimbos with whom Charlie lives smartly came out and waved — and then skedaddled. Charlie pulled the plug after losing the crowd, and ran from the stage ahead of trouble. Don’t say we didn’t try to tell you Chuck. Something bad is going to happen at one of these shows behind some drunk a**hole who wants to heckle you. Call it quits while you still have some dignity left… Source
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Not Winning: Charlie Sheen’s NYC Show Flops So Bad He Had To Run Out Of The Theater!!
