Just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about her. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models and hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. And this latest shoot of hers just confirms it. Although now I want to know where I can get this shirt. Because I think it’d look seriously great in my bedroom. …Candice comes with it, right?
Miley Cyrus went to an event dressed like Elvis…so instead of just being made fun of, she joined in the joke by posting a picture of her with Elvis, because this girl is a Social Media Master…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILEY AS ELVIS CLICK HERE I was more interested in the bloody inner thigh picture she posted, because I like to think of it as a miscarriage, because the idea of Miley reproducing is a fucking nightmare to me, so kill that fucker before it crawls out and pollutes the world… I guess I was also more interested at Bai Ling, who must be in her 50s now, who was invited to the same event, despite being Bai Ling, and one of the lowest profile people in the history of red carpets, including and not limited to your local furniture store’s new location opening…with red carpet to feel luxurious…she’s a fucking nobody….and nothing, but so was her shirt’s opacity…totally see through…making me mad she wore the pasties…she’s at a level of fame that should be no pasties mandatory… TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS OF BAI LING PASTIES CLICK HERE
Last night on WE tv, the king of Friday reality programming, Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 1 turned five celebrity couples over to Jim and Elizabeth Carroll. The relationship drill sergeants’ goal? Fix these troubled marriages, STAT! Ten-HUT! Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 1 Online The twosomes in need of assistance on Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 1: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Aviva and Reid Drescher Natalie Nunn and Jacob Payne Tyson Apostol and Rachel Foulger Syleena Johnson and Kiwane Garris Yeah. If you haven’t heard of most or all of these couples, we do not blame you. In fact, we sort of envy you. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were omnipresent on THG for years, but the rest of these pairs, we know a lot less about. When you watch Marriage Boot Camp online , you will predictably discover that things aren’t going great for them these days, for a variety of reasons … Syleena and Kiwane are a blank slate to us. She seems resentful that he retired from the NBA early, based on the results of the lie detector questions. Kiwane appears very quiet and doesn’t really voice his emotions … not that Syleena will let him get a word in edgewise before cutting him off altogether. Maybe she just loves to hear herself talk. Natalie and Jacob appear to be angry, scared of one another, and totally distrustful. Always a winning combo for a marriage that stands the test of time. She tells him not to take his shirt off on TV. She proceeded to try to break the Internet, Kim Kardashian style, with butt selfies. Belfies if you will. Because that makes sense you guys. Tyson and Rachel are in a familiar position to many couples. Rachel wants to get married, Tyson does not, otherwise they would not be on this show. Guy seems content to do his own thing, which is the sort of line you give someone when you break up, not for putting off getting engaged or married. This a six and a half year relationship. Aviva and Reid are struggling with the fact that her Bravo stardom – remember when Aviva Drescher threw her leg ? – is really putting a strain on their family. He doesn’t want to have another baby together as a result, and he feels that negative press she’s getting is not good for their marriage or their family. Aviva seems less concerned. Shocker. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years 1. Classic Spencer and Heidi These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it’s kind of gone to $h!t. Spencer and Heidi are in a class by themselves, filled with drama and theatrics, demanding attention and apologies for who even knows what. They must be something to deal with. When Jim called them out on “faking it” for The Hills cameras, which they 100 percent did, Spencer is incredulous, and he makes Heidi frustrated. Clearly, Speidi does not understand how Marriage Boot Camp works, or they’re pretending not to just to cause their own particular brand of drama. He did admit that he misses being famous. Either way, they feel like they’re being attacked when really they’re not, and it’s kind of awkward to watch. Even more than the gallery above.
I was too distracted by checking out Kendall Jenner ‘s booty in leather pants to notice at first, but now that my eyes have finally made it up all the way, I’m pretty sure that Kendall’s got her shirt on backwards here. And I thought big-name fashion models were supposed to know how to dress . Oh well. Chalk it up to a rookie mistake. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or her father is, which makes her a billionaire…with all the right morals and values in place like wanting to be a model, actress and famous…because the masses sucking up to her is better than just her immediate circle but more importantly…she’s skinny and I like it…enough to think she’s hot…and to encourage the public to buy into her nonsense egotistical attempt to feel complete, valid, appreciated, love her daddy never gave her…because he was too busy making billions…because I’d rather look at her than other rich trash pollution our lives thanks to the media…because she’ hot.
Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Just call her an honorary angel. Taylor Swift recorded her performance this week for the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which will air December 9 on CBS and which will give viewers a look at the artist as they’ve rarely seen her before: In lingerie! Taylor Swift at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 1. Taylor Swift on the Catwalk Sing it, Taylor Swift! Also: strut it, Taylor Swift! The artist performs here at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. To belt out several of her new singles – including her latest chart-topper, ” Blank Space ” – Swift donned a light-pink satin night gown and matching lace and satin robe. She completed the ensemble with maribou-trimmed high-heeled sandals. And with the jaws of men everyone dropped firmly to the ground. As seen in the photo gallery above, Taylor also wore a lacy black number that made it clear why Matt Healy wants to date the superstar. Last year, Swift performed at this same fashion show with Fall Out Boy. This year, she sang by herself while good friend Karlie Kloss strutted down the runway along her side. In case there was any doubt about whether the Victoria’s Secret Angels accept Swift on their stage, meanwhile, consider the group shot that was snapped after this week’s taping. Look who is front, center and beautiful!
Pop quiz: What do Michele Bachmann and “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore have in common? If you said, they’re both punchlines from 2012 that have thankfully been forgotten…well, you’re right. But the answer we were looking for is, they’re both part of today’s most unexpectedly hilarious viral video: Michele Bachmann: “Thrift Shop” Bachmann is leaving congress at the end of her current term, and we now know why. Clearly, she’ll be hitting the midwestern battle rap circuit a la Eminem in 8 Mile. We can see her now: Hunched over in a hoodie, swaying to an imaginary beat, rhymes about mom’s spaghetti running through her mind. Sorry, we might be thinking about how she prepped for the Republican primary debates. Anyway, regardless of your feelings on her politics, we can all agree on two things: Michele Bachmann might be the worst white rapper in the history white rap. Seriously, this woman makes Vanilla Ice look like Jay Z. It’s a good thing that she was unsuccessful in her bid for the White House. What if the word “incredible” popped up on the teleprompter during a State of the Union address and she started spittin’ about poppin’ tags?! Anyway, enjoy Michele’s attempt to take over the rap game, and join us in imagining a parallel universe in which Mrs. Bachmann is a one-hit wonder and Macklemore is in congress. We’re guessing he’d be really fun and popular at first, then with his second single term he’d get all serious and preachy, and everyone would forget about him. 21 One-Hit Wonders We Still Love 1. Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy Maybe you ARE too sexy for your shirt. If so, there’s a one hit wonder for that.
