Here’s my former Twitter girlfriend Cara Santana leaving the gym in leggings and it must be my lucky day, because it looks like she forgot her shirt in the locker room too. Now, I noticed she’s carrying a thing of protein powder or something, and I’m sorry, but I don’t get it. Look, I’m all for Cara here getting bigger. I just don’t think that’s going to work on the body parts I’m thinking of. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Whew, it’s been a whirlwind of day, huh Selenators? First thing this morning, we noticed Selena Gomez’s Instagram mysteriously disappeared from the internet (as did many, many other people), and after a minor major freak out, it seems everything is finally back to normal. And thank god because Sel’s latest Insta pic features one of… Read more »
Sorry to disappoint you perverts, but I just double-checked again and yup, Bella Thorne is still 16. So unless you want to land us both on some kind of government watch list, we should probably all just move it along. And just in case you’re wondering, no, nobody’s going to buy that you were just checking out Bella’s cute pooch, and I seriously doubt that would hold up in court. Nice try though. Photos: PacificCoastNews
It looks like all that working out Kelly Brook ‘s been doing recently is starting to pay off, because I’ve got nothing but good things to say about these pictures of her walking around in LA. So enjoy these latest shots of one of my favorite busty Brits stretching out her shirt in the right way this time. Hmm, speaking of stretching out clothing, I think I’d better go do my wrist exercises. If I’ve learned anything from all these busty Kelly Brook pictures, it’s that it’s important to stick to a strict daily regimen. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
It looks like all that working out Kelly Brook ‘s been doing recently is starting to pay off, because I’ve got nothing but good things to say about these pictures of her walking around in LA. So enjoy these latest shots of one of my favorite busty Brits stretching out her shirt in the right way this time. Hmm, speaking of stretching out clothing, I think I’d better go do my wrist exercises. If I’ve learned anything from all these busty Kelly Brook pictures, it’s that it’s important to stick to a strict daily regimen. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
A lot of people have the wrong idea about me. Mainly feminists. They think I am the root of all evil and that I hate women, sure I make fun of vapid girls who exploit themselves, but encourage, support, offer advice, and I am friends with regular girls who aren’t these attention seekers on a quest to be a hot model, or actress or whatever it is all these idiots I write about do.. The truth is, I actually love women…real women, inspiring women, entrepreneurial and hard working women, good mothers and fucking leaders and anyone who puts a little effort into doing good and making a difference beyond stripping down for a camera for some money before fucking a rich guy for security… The women I mock on the site, are the Feminist enemy, not the guy who mocked them…so in a lot of ways, I am a feminist too, I just go about it from a way better angle… So in loving everything about women…I am all about their vaginas…Some guys like ass, some like tits, some like asshole, some like legs, some like blondes, some like Black girls…I like vagina…all vagina… So a year ago I put out THIS VAGINA SHIRT ….partially as a gag for dudes to ask girls in bars what their number was…leading to sex and love…so that I could be like Match.com and celebrate all the marriages the site is responsible for…. But it turns out, girls actually liked THIS VAGINA SHIRT because it was empowering that pictures of vaginas they don’t normally see in porn were being celebrated… It was like “you don’t need an inny to have a pussy or to sit on my face” kind of thing…you don’t need to have labia reduction to celebrate your pussy, embrace your pussy, and if you don’t want to, let me embrace it…with my mouth… My good friend, Sam Jones, liked the message of THIS VAGINA SHIRT and took to the streets of New York to ask people about vagina, all while celebrating her vagina…and I’m really happy to be part of something so fucking relevant, amazing, inspiring, all based on the one thing I like…pussy. JOIN THE VAGINA CHART – EMBRACE YOUR VAGINA – MOVEMENT Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT
True Blood concluded one of the most boring and pointless episodes in series history with a shocking death tonight: Rest in peace, Alcide Herveaux. The werewolf was shot and killed after coming to Sookie’s rescue after one of her dumbest plans to date, sitting in a field, waiting to be taken by the infected vampires… while annoyingly talking to Bill (sitting in a tree, about 20 feet away) the entire time. Alcide, of course, spent a majority of the past couple seasons in his own storyline and then the series quickly got him together with Sookie to conclude True Blood Season 6 and then it fast-forwarded the action six months and asked viewers to somehow buy into this relationship. So. Yeah. Hard to say we were much infested in Alcide’s life or death, especially not when he was wearing a shirt. But at least Alcide’s murder took us by surprise. At least it gave us something to talk about with friends. The rest of True Blood Season 7 Episode 3 nearly made us fall asleep. Lafayette and James are clearly gonna hook up. That’s nice, but not connected to any other storyline or remotely suspenseful. Tara’s mom has somehow managed to be more annoying than her daughter, while the reverend seems to be a kind guy and all – while coming across as utterly useless abd time-consuming on screen. Eric somehow escaped death when the sun hit him (will that ever be explained), only to contract Hep V (will that ever be explained?) and then tonight we were treated to a VERY long flashback in which we learned he chose to save the life of Pam over some French woman named Sylvie in 1986. See, he had upset The Authority by not acting covert enough in his lovemaking and the corporation behind Tru Blood wasn’t happy. So they flew to France and forced Eric to choose between his progeny and his girlfriend. He chose Pam. Why was this brought up now? Why did it cause Eric essentially give up on life after all these years? We have no idea. But those suicidal thoughts vanished as soon as he learned Sarah Newlin is still alive. We met her at some spiritual retreat and watched as those same corporation bad guys killed her lover after he refused to divulge here whereabouts. Sort of interesting? We guess? Sigh… this show is dying a very slow and very, very painful death. WILL YOU MISS ALCIDE? Yes, I loved that guy! No way, good riddance! Only when his shirt is off. View Poll »
We know that Justin Bieber loves weed . No one would deny that (including the Biebs himself). What we didn’t know is the extent of the pop star’s fondness for Mary Jane. According to Radar Online, Bieber smokes so much pot that he’s had his Mercedes van converted into a “weed bunker on wheels,” specially equipped with stash spots and airtight rooms for clambaking. Bieber was reportedly joined by Selena Gomez and some friends on a recent trip to the Knott’s Berry Farm in Buena Vista, California, and onlookers say Justin and his crew took full advantage of the drug bus before entering the family-friendly theme park: “They hotboxed and drank Heinekens from the fridge Justin keeps in the van,” says a source who was on board. “There was no bong or anything, just Justin rolling his own burrito-sized joints. I mean f–king huge!” Selena was joined by friends including backup dancer Charity Baroni and Francia Raisa of The Secret Life of the American Teenager – all of whom reportedly took part in the partying: “Everyone smoked, including Selena,” says the insider. “We smoked at least six joints and were high as a kite by the time we rolled into Knott’s.” While Justin’s love of booze and pot is well known, Selena did a stint in rehab recently and was believed to be drug free. 23 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool.
As Andi Dorfman continues to pursue love on The Bachelorette season 10 and her new career as a full time Bachelorette alum , the rest of the world is looking to the future. And no, we’re not talking about who’ll win Andi’s heart,as The Bachelorette spoilers have already given that away. We’re talking about who will become the next Bachelor. From what we’ve seen so far this season? Marquel Martin is our pick. Not only would Martin help with ABC’s rampant and, frankly, obnoxious, lack of diversity, he’s an all around good guy. Plus he cried after being eliminated last night. Because y’all, Marquel just wants to find love, okay!?! He’s PERFECT for the job, for all the right reasons. In the combined 28 seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette , not a single person of color has been the central figure, nor have any of the winners. In 2014, it’s rather unconscionable of ABC not to put a person of color at the helm. It ignores an entire segment of the population and only makes the series more of a joke. Ratings in recent seasons have plummeted, much like every love-seeker does over the side of a building or off a bridge on a “romantic” one on one date. While some of that is due to Juan Pablo Galavis’ unexpected transformation into a giant douchebag, part of it is also because people can’t relate. Unlike Juan Pablo, ABC’s first attempt at being diverse without being too diverse, an attempt which backfired horribly as JP became the worst Bachelor ever , Marquel seems like a genuinely nice guy. Contrary to the old adage, nice guys don’t always finish last. Or they shouldn’t. 9 Hottest Bachelors in ABC History 1. Juan Pablo Juan Pablo is extending a rose in this photo. We know millions of women would love to take it. While he hasn’t had nearly as much screen time as some of the other ousted contestants, viewers of Desiree Hartsock’s season will remember that JP didn’t have much either. He was basically there to speak a few lines with his accent, look hot without his shirt off, and make ladies swoon as he talked about his daughter. Other than that, he was pretty aloof and above the drama, which is why he seemed like such a good choice. Marquel Martin has risen above the drama, too. Handling his issues with fellow contestant Andrew Poole, who may or may not have made racist remarks about Andi keeping Marquel and Ron beyond the first rose ceremony, with dignity and assertiveness was a sight to behold, honestly, and one that only further solidifies him as a great choice as The Bachelor . But before he showed grace under pressure, he proved why he’d make a great pick for Andi Dorfman . During his first Bachelorette mixer, Marquel showed Andi and the world his fabulous personality with a cookie tasting, instantly winning our hearts even if he didn’t win Andi’s. From that point on, we’ve had nothing but love for the sports salesman from Las Vegas. He was continually a good sport during group dates, never sulking or being a crybaby about not getting a one-on-one. He made the most of his time with Andi, making her laugh and flashing that beautiful smile. Did we mention Marquel’s hot, too? Because he’s definitely that. In fact, he’s the total package. What do you think, THGers: Should Marquel be the next Bachelor? Yes! He’s totally perfect for the job! No! He doesn’t have enough personality to do the job. View Poll » The Bachelorette Season 10 Cast 1. Eric Eric Hill is the The Bachelorette contestant who passed away after the season, which has been dedicated to his memory.
Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi. This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape. It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map… Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing… They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE