We know that Jessica Simpson has lots of sex with her husband because she makes a point of telling us every time she logs into Instagram. But now it looks like all that time on Eric’s Johnson may have led to a surprise visit from the stork. Jessica, in case you’re reading this, a large bird isn’t literally going to visit your home. It’s just a figure of speech that means you’re pregnant. Okay, okay – Jess might be pregnant based on speculation prompted by a few a photos of her leaving a restaurant with the slightest of abdominal protrusions last night. In all likelihood, Jess was simply rocking a food baby, but speculating that she had a carb-heavy meal isn’t as fun as speculating that she’s knocked up, now is it? As The Superficial pointed out, Jessica is usually hammered when she leaves a restaurant, so the fact that she passed on her usual after-dinner fifth might be a surer sign that she’s expecting than her barely perceptible hint of a belly. Just in case you forgot, here’s Jess during a typical night on the town: Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club! And here she is on the red carpet: Jessica Simpson Slurs Her Words Hell, here she is hawking her own clothing line on the Home Shopping Network: Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? The girl enjoys the occasional adult beverage, is what we’re saying. So does the fact that she was sporting a bit of a belly while walking out a restaurant stone sober mean she’s pregnant? Not necessarily, but if the wobbly three-inch heel fits… View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics
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Jessica Simpson: PREGNANT With Third Child?!
