It was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards the other night, which means a chance for me to discover more new talent, and by that I mean hotties on TV shows I’ve barely heard of. This one with the regrettable tattoo and hint of sideboob is Carly Chaikin , apparently she’s on Suburgatory , and her tattoo is lyrics from a Bob Dylan song. Trust me, it’s better as a song than as a tattoo. But still, I think Carly’s hot in a psycho way. And since I don’t want her to start keying my car or throwing my stuff out the window, I should probably mention how awesome her tattoo looks. Shh, just go with it. » view all 16 photos
Once I figure out how to properly spell her name, I’d like you guys to meet Ewelina Olczak . According to my research, Ewelina’s from Poland, she’s a model, she’s super hot, she’s got impressively-sized funbags, and… that’s about it. So I figure I should probably add something to that list: after this awesome shoot, she’s also become my new favorite no-name Polish bikini model. So congratulations Ewelina, all that hard work is finally paying off. » view all 44 photos
Let these pictures be a lesson to all you wannabe models/actresses, forget agents or auditions. The best way to get noticed is to do an awesome bikini photoshoot, like Melissa Riso here. And the second-best way is to start a no strings attached relationship with a blogger. So Melissa should probably give me a call. You know, just to make sure she’s got all her bases covered. It’s pretty competitive out there. Photos: FameFlynet
It should probably come as no surprise that Justin Bieber wore leather to the 2013 Billboard Music Awards. In fact, weeee can't really recall a time in the recent past when Biebs hasn't performed in SOME iteration of the luxe … See more here: Justin Bieber Wears A Ton Of Leather At Billboard Music Awards …
We know he can place his hands on his cheeks and scream. But can Macaulay Culkin sing? We sort of have the answer to that question after an unexpected duet this week, as the actor joined friend Adam Green on stage during a concert in Great Britain. Watch them team up for a cover of The Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” now: Macaulay Culkin – “Kokomo” Culkin should probably stick to the big screen. But this is a guy who kinda recently broke up with Mila Kunis , so don’t be too harsh on him, people. He needs all the positive reinforcement he can get.
So, you think you want to see Evil Dead but you’re not sure whether you’ve got the stomach for it? Here’s one way of gauging your gore threshold. Check out this red band clip of the cheek-cutting scene from Fede Alvarez’s remake of Sam Raimi’s horror classic. Intense stuff, although not without humor: The moment where Eric (Lou Taylor Pucci) slips on the flap of cheek that Mia (Jane Levy) has removed from her cheek is a great update on the classic banana-peel gag. Evil Dead : Cheeky Gore How did you do? If you couldn’t get through it without throwing up in your mouth, then you should probably check out something else at your local cineplex. How about Danny Boyle’s Trance ? Oh wait, that film features a fingernail-removal scene and a moment where Vincent Cassel gets the top of his head blown off but continues talking so that an important plot point can be established. Come to think of it, that’s kind of funny, too. Trance : Half A Head Is Better Than No Head At All Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The driver was so thirsty… Couple Flees Scene After Crashing $220,000 Lamborghini Murcielago People have been treating their Lambo’s very badly lately … Via NYDailyNews They just couldn’t wait to get their baby home. But a couple high from splashing out $220,000 on a Lamborghini soon came crashing down to earth – when they smashed the supercar into a wall within hours of its purchase. Cops found the car – with huge dents in its front-end and rear driver’s side – abandoned on the side of a road in La Jolla, California, Monday night. Documents inside revealed the 2008 Lamborghini Murcielago had only been bought hours before from a dealership in Newport Beach, Orange County. A man and woman were reportedly seen fleeing the scene, adds LaJollaLight.com. Witnesses said they saw the vehicle speeding on Interstate 5, before it flew off the La Jolla Village Drive exit and crashed into a wall. Police said there was no indication that the car had been stolen, but that they have not yet located its owners, and so it had been impounded. You should probably learn how to drive it before you spend $220k on it. Just a thought. Peep more pics of the expensive wreckage below. Image via KNSD Read more:
Candace Bailey is some might as well be 40 year old from some pretty much low level G4 TV show for nerds cuz nerds are loyal that I should probably not call low level because it has featured me at least once and that would be ungrateful and cunty of me…. She’s making some really low level appearance in Men’s Health December gift guide bullshit….wearing a bikini… Which I guess is worth looking at….even if you’re not one of her hundreds of fans who are building sex dolls in her image…cuz you believe she’s actually into video games and nerd shit…when in reality she’s in it for the money and the stepping stone to bigger deal shit….even though she’s not 20 anymore….and married…and hanging on hard….
I haven’t had Scarlett Johansson on the site in a while, what’s she been up to these days? Honestly, I don’t really care what she’s been up to, I’m just glad she brought those big sweater puppies out to play. I’ve missed them. She’s actually looking really damn good, I’m in love again. Jeans and a sweater and she looks this amazing? Impressive. We should probably get together, have a few drinks in the hot tub and discuss our future. Call me.
With all kinds of rumors surfacing about Minka Kelly allegedly banging Jake Gyllenhaal now, son of a bitch, I thought I should probably jump on the bandwagon somehow. I’m not going to claim that the rumors are true or anything like that, I don’t really give a crap, but I will post these pictures of her sexy little booty in some tight spandex yoga pants. I can confirm that that thing is some quality grade A beef. Delicious.
