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Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Sienna Miller’s leaked nudes, but if they are, they are the best nudes I have ever seen in the history of nudes… I am guessing that that is some lifelike mask of some Ben Stiller motherfucker who I guess she’s sexting and making a joke with….as she poses in traditional slutty porny glamour model poses…something all girls can do…with her mom tits out… It is on a level of different, brilliant, unique, fun and I wish girls I sexted with were this funny and weird….not because I like tits to a man face, but because I like people just having a good time, while getting naked…instead of being all broken about it…because I guess some girls have made it in life ,like Sienna Miller, allowing them to be as silly as they want… I am a fan, but then again I’ve always thought she was great, despite the Herpes I assume she’s got…you know Hollywood types from the UK have to try even harder than Hollywood types from Hollywood and they’ve all got herpes…every last one of them… The post Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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So Long 'Girls' and Thanks For All the Nudity

It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To All This Nudity… read more

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Sienna Miller Talks About Her Post-Baby Nipples in Allure Magazine

An analysis of Sienna Miller’s nips pre- and post-baby. … read more

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Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day

It’s just like Sienna Miller to disappear for years, then come back in full force in a bikini to remind us that she exists. In a lot of ways, that’s exactly how her career unfolded. She did so many movies, usually with at least one nude scene in a short period of time, then fucked off for what must be a decade… Then, all of a sudden, she decides it’s time to make a comeback, it’s time to have people talk about her, remember her, her mom body and all, instead of just staying in the past where we liked her and want to remember her as…. I find it a total disservice to show us her now, even if she’s still kind of hot, it is depressing and reminds us of her aging and thus our own aging…so looking at her in a bikini represents our own mortality…she still looks good enough for me though, because I am pathetic and like all bikinis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day

I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist… I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance…. I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better… She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW ….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid ‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller ….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days… But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck… The post Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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André Holland Is Changing The Future Of Black Men In Hollywood

André Holland, coming off of a pivotal role in ‘Moonlight,’ discusses his upcoming turn on Broadway in one of August Wilson’s most powerful plays, ‘Jitney’

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Kendall Jenner’s Photos Of Sienna Miller And Kaia Gerber Are Cover-Worthy

For the latest issue of ‘LOVE Magazine,’ Kendall Jenner took some stunning photographs of Sienna Miller and Kaia Gerber.

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