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I’m Fat And Nobody Likes Me

Even though this song came out on YouTube back in 2007, it still stands the test of time. Continue reading

Sienna Miller’s Sideboob For Vogue

I think  Sienna Miller must’ve somehow become a real actress without me noticing sometime in the last few years. Otherwise, I’m not sure how else she would’ve landed on the cover of the October issue of Vogue . But regardless, I’m glad she did, because these are some of the hottest pictures we’ve gotten from the British hottie in years. So here’s hoping Sienna’s Hollywood career keeps up, because a blogger could get used to this. And this and this , and especially this . Yow. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Here’s Sienna Miller, who has clearly lost her edge, in a magazine posing “topless”…but not Sienna Miller who you probably were into in the mid-2000s, because she was hot, in a lot of movies, willing to get naked, before fading back to the UK where she dated Jude Law, Daniel Craig and made little UK babies, that you shouldn’t give a fuck about because #America. Like everyone else, in every business, who has seen any success, she was never all that hot, she was never all that talented, she was just positioned in the right way, and I guess I prefer the actresses who get naked to the ones who don’t, even if everything about them was inflated bullshit….but as far as I’m concered…getting naked in movies is all the talent a girl needs…and I guess Sienna Miller, baby momma, embodies that.

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Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Here’s Sienna Miller, who has clearly lost her edge, in a magazine posing “topless”…but not Sienna Miller who you probably were into in the mid-2000s, because she was hot, in a lot of movies, willing to get naked, before fading back to the UK where she dated Jude Law, Daniel Craig and made little UK babies, that you shouldn’t give a fuck about because #America. Like everyone else, in every business, who has seen any success, she was never all that hot, she was never all that talented, she was just positioned in the right way, and I guess I prefer the actresses who get naked to the ones who don’t, even if everything about them was inflated bullshit….but as far as I’m concered…getting naked in movies is all the talent a girl needs…and I guess Sienna Miller, baby momma, embodies that.

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Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Alfie, Shivers, & More: Nudeworthy on Netflix 10.1.14

The start of a new month is always a glorious time to be a Netflix subscriber, as there’s a whole new batch of flicks to keep you occupied for another 30 days! Hit the jump for more pics and info!

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Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

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Mom Sienna Miller for Esquire of the Day

I didn’t realize that Sienna Miller had a baby, last I heard she was dating Jude Law, who she cheated on with Daniel Craig and the whole thing is way too UK trash polluting American soil to really bother with… You know, foreigners stealing our acting jobs, while pretending to be Americans by masking their accents is some confusing as fuck bullshit… If you really sat back and thought about it…Sienna Miller isn’t really all that hot or amazing at acting, to me she’s just some hipster looking bitch from my generation, who partied a lot with the right people and rocked a stylish bush and a willingness to suck dick…but that doesn’t mean she should be taking jobs from American girls, while playing American girls in movies…when not an America girl… Not that that matters, she’s gone back to the UK, and virtually disappeared…until today…when she’s on the cover of Esquire…in panties…in pictures we can all pretend aren’t her as a mom…

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Sienna Miller’s Back and She’s in a Bikini of the DAy

Sienna Miller lives…there was a point in her career where she was fucking everywhere, you know the hottest little coke head party slut from the UK who partied with the right people, fucked the right people, booked the right movies and was willing to get naked…like she was willing to get herpes…in the process of making millions…but then one day she disappeared…and crawled into a hole with Jude Law’s hairline, never to be seen again…that was until today…when she was out in a bikini…reminding us of a better time, at least in her life…when she was getting paid and people cared to see her fashionable bush… I used to be a huge fan, which is saying a lot for me, since I hate everyone, especially my wife…and I guess she’s still good to me…but mainly because I am fascinated with how many objects…from penis to household she’s penetrated her asshole with…my kind of girl. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Stars Phoning from the Tub

137 years ago today, Alexander Graham Bell received a patent for the telephone. Now modern technology has evolved so titillating talkers can take the phone anywhere they like, including the tub. Join Sienna Miller , Anne Heche , and the rest of our Top 10 Stars Phoning from the Tub as they take calls while getting wet.

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Sienna Miller Poses for a Nude Painting [PICS]

Today in masterpieces of ass, an oil painting of a heavily pregnant and fully naked Sienna Miller was unveiled. Artist Jonathan Yeo immortalized the hot-to-trot and ready to pop starlet in a new work that debuted at an art exhibition in Berlin. Yeo claims he chose the location because: “For me it seemed both appropriate and necessary to exhibit these images of the flesh in Germany: a country with a more relaxed attitude to the corporeal, where the exposed body is not automatically sexualized or considered taboo.” Miller posed for the portrait only weeks before giving birth earlier this year, and her garden is certainly in full bloom. If you don’t want to squint at a painting, here’s the real McCoy from Sienna’s full frontal debut as a doomed socialite in Factory Girl (2006). See pics after the jump!

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