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Sienna Miller Denies Me The Lady Goods

Now that Sienna Miller is back together with that balding nanny-banger of a douche, she’s doing her best not to let me look up her skirt while she gets into a cab. What a prude. I would have thought that after your husband or boyfriend or whatever he is cheated on you, letting a few celebrity bloggers have a look at the old lady parts might be a start at getting back at the guy. Apparently Sienna doesn’t feel the same way.

Jude Law and Sienna Miller update

Taking their love from the high seas to solid ground, Jude Law and Sienna Miller spend an evening on the town in London, where the lovebirds reportedly dined with Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan at J. Sheekey on Sunday. Marriage to Hollywood dreamboat Jude Law was no golden joyride, his former wife Sadie Frost revealed Sunday, telling how her battle against post-natal depression and the pressures of a celebrity lifestyle led her to being committed to a psychiatric ward. The revelations c

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Awesome Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

When I posted pictures of Sienna Miller earlier today in her sexy black bikini , I didn’t realize there were even hotter ones out there. Here she is playing kissy face and demonstrating her technique with that douche of hers on a yacht in what looks like a bikini that doesn’t seem to fit very well. Awesome. Bikinis that are too small for a hard body like Sienna are alright with me. Enjoy.

Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

I am not surprised these idiots are in a relationship. I mean it was pretty obvious that he was the male version of her….at least it was back when they were actually relevant, before he started balding, back when Hollywood loved light haired people with an accent, before they were rejected and forced to a life of luxury smearing their dirty genitals on each other like two prostitutes with AIDS who found each other and thought it was destiny…..I just don’t know why it took them so long to lock each other in, I mean I guess they both wanted to fuck everyone they could before giving into love…and who cares, she’s in a bikini and her body is still alright, even though my love for her has died like her vagina’s health…but she’s still in a bikini and that’s good enough for me. Pics via Bauer

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Sophie Turner Does A Body Good

I like big breasted nobodies so these pictures of Australia hottie Sophie Turner stretching her tight body in the park are right up my alley. I wish I knew how to type out noises, because I’m making some interesting primal sounds while I look at this hotness. After her tough workout she’s going to need to hit the showers, hot, and possibly even get a full body rub down… May I suggest a good Asian joint that really does the trick. They have such small hands.

Sophie Turner’s Amazing Nobody Cleavage

Some of you may be wondering why I keep posting pictures of this hot piece Sophie Turner , I ask myself the same thing, but then I look at her breasts for ten or fifteen minutes and I forget what the question was. Anyhow, I’m sure she’s going to become big one day and I look forward to her long career playing such memorable characters as trashy waitress #4 and hot blonde in the background who gave the producer a hummer.

Sienna Miller Shitty Panty Flash Scares Me of the Day

I am glad that Sienna Miller is wearing panties….Mainly cuz I am convinced this bitch has AIDS….but also because I don’t think she’s all that into hygiene or pussy maintenance cuz she’s some gutter drunk from the UK who fucks a variety of men, married or not, as long as they have a cock, she’s ready invite them in for a cup of tea….I am also kinda freaked out with whatever unstable shit her face is doing in this shit while taking to her sister and some gay dude…but that doesn’t change the fact I do wish that we had a bit of a better angle on this though, cuz seeing a nasty pussy trying to escape her panties to hunt out the next home to wreck, especially when it was one I wanted to fuck back when it was hot, is excitng, while seeing this shit is kinda dull…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jude Law and Sienna Miller back together

Jude Law and Sienna Miller at The Costume Institute Gala Benefit in New York The Daily Mail is reporting that Jude Law and former fiance Sienna Miller — who have been quietly having s-exual relations for months now — are engaged again and planning a summer wedding. Smart move. A long engagement just gives Jude more time to cheat. From the paper: Following my news that Jude Law and Sienna Miller have got engaged, I hear the couple are planning a wedding in Gloucestershire this summer. Sienna,

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The Costume Institute Gala Benefit: A Virtual Party Report [Party Hardly]

We were so busy gawking at Real Housewife Danielle Staub eating dinner with skater Johnny Weir in Chelsea last night that we missed the Costume Institute Gala Benefit . Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there in our stead. More