Sinitta you still mad you not the baby mama? Simon Cowell’s Ex Feels Betrayed Over His Pregnant Girlfriend It’s sad when a black woman is mad she’s not the baby mama. On the other hand, with Simon’s scrilla, you might want to be his baby mama too. According to Radar Online One of the members of Simon Cowell‘s famed “harem,” British singer Sinitta, says she felt a “sense of betrayal” after learning that the music mogul had impregnated Lauren Silverman, the New York socialite who was then married to Simon’s pal, Andrew. “We knew we were all close friends but I didn’t realize he and Lauren were falling in love,” the stunning singer, 49, told Hello! magazine. “All those crazy things were going through my head and it’s not fair and it’s not pertinent to Simon and Lauren’s situation and I don’t have a right to feel that way. But I’m being honest.” She said, “I will admit I was [taken] aback and did feel a sense of betrayal,” in part because the 53-year-old had been always been seemingly averse to all things parenthood during their 20-year relationship. “I suppose there has been a certain amount of comfort for me in my not having a child with Simon as he never wanted to have children,” she said. “That’s who he was. You accepted it. Then to discover that he is going to have a child, only with someone else and they’re building this life together. She said when The X Factor boss told her the news, “He sounded … odd, calm, strange, which threw me. “I don’t mind admitting all sorts of emotions were running around inside me,” she said. “He was very concerned about how I would take it, which, on reflection, he didn’t need to be. He didn’t owe me that consideration.” He wanted to have children…just not with her. How are you with a man for 20 years and no ring? Wenn Continue reading →
Some ninjas just can’t stay out of trouble. Von Miller Arrested On Warrant This ninja was somewhere he wasn’t suppose to be–a gun club. If you know you have a history of trouble with the law, a gun club is the last place you should be. According to TMZ Denver Broncos star linebacker Von Miller was arrested Sunday at a gun club in Colorado … but his arrest has NOTHING to do with firearms, TMZ has learned. The 24-year-old All-Pro was trying to enter the Centennial Gun Store and Range just outside of Denver — and submitted to a routine mandatory background check, as required by everyone looking to shoot at the range. But the background check revealed a warrant out for Miller’s arrest — which was issued back in January after he failed to appear in court to face multiple traffic violations. According to law enforcement, Miller had been charged with careless driving, driving without a license and having no proof of insurance back in October 2012. Miller was taken into custody at the gun shop — and was hauled to a nearby Sheriff’s Dept. where he was booked … and posed for a mug shot, obtained by TMZ. Miller was eventually released on a $1,000 bond. A rep for the Broncos says the team is aware of the arrest — but didn’t say if he will face disciplinary action from the team or the league. Did he really think he was going to pass the background check?
Simon is free to slore it up with his knocked up boo thang. Simon Cowell’s Girlfriend Settles Divorce Damn, when a man can take away your wife like that……Simon’s pimp hand is strong. According to TMZ The path is clear for Simon Cowell, because TMZ has learned his baby mama, Lauren Silverman just settled her divorce with Andrew Silverman. Sources connected to the case tell TMZ … the settlement occurred a few hours ago. We’re told Lauren and Andrew have agreed to some form of joint custody over their 7-year-old son. As for money … we’re told Lauren got just north of $2 million. And we’re also told Lauren will definitely live in New York City so she can be close to her son. Sources say Lauren and Simon are still “very much together.” Andrew tells TMZ, “As I’ve said all along, my priority was resolving this quickly for the sake of our son. Lauren and I both love him very much and I’m looking forward to starting a new chapter in our lives.” At least she’s officially divorced and Simon doesn’t have to be dirty doggin’ in shame.
Lauren Silverman’s divorce from husband Andrew has been finalized, clearing the path for her to be together with Simon Cowell and their soon-to-be-born child. And, as TMZ reports, the two are still very much together as a couple. The settlement occurred just a few hours ago, as Andrew and Lauren Silverman have agreed to some form of joint custody over their 7-year-old son. She will receive just over $2 million in financial compensation, as well. Lauren will remain in New York City so she can be close to her son, though she is still in a relationship with Simon Cowell, contrary to previous reports. Sources say Lauren and Simon are still “very much together.” Insiders have also said that despite being blindsided by the news, Simon wants to not just provide for the child, but play and active role in its upbringing. He had reportedly been refusing to see his baby mama in person (below) until the divorce drama died down, but had been in constant contact with her. Now that it’s over … will there be a romantic rendezvous? Will she move into his Beverly Hills mansion? And will they go public as a bona fide couple? All we can do is stay tuned. Simon Cowell’s History With Lauren Silverman
When will the teachers stop phucking the students? Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Student According to Mail Online A former school worker arrested yesterday in Michigan for having an inappropriate relationship with a 15-year-old student has appeared in court. Abigail Marie Simon, 33, entered a not-guilty plea today to charges of first-degree criminal sexual conduct and accosting a minor for immoral purposes. Simon was fired from her position as a tutor and study hall supervisor at Catholic Central and West Catholic high schools in April after the boy’s mother found pictures of Simon in a garter belt on her son’s phone. Police also found text messages of a sexual nature between Simon and the boy and an arrest warrant was obtained this week. Simon allegedly had a sexual relationship with the student between February 1 and April 26 of this year at her former apartment in the 300 block of Bridge Street North West, in Grand Rapids. According the MLive.com, Grand Rapids Police Detective Amy Lowrie said that the alleged victim initially told police that he and Simon had sexual contact but then recanted his testimony. ‘Recently [he] has admitted that there was sexual contact again. And the text messages that were found in both of their phones support there was a sexual relationship.’ Simon was held at the Kent County Correctional Facility before the hearing today. Her attorney Michael Distel asked that she be released on a personal recognizance bond. Distel cited Simon’s clean record and supportive family and told the judge that she does not pose flight risk. The judge Patricia Schaefer noted that Simon has contacted the boy after being warned to stay away from him by police, and set her bail at $25,000. Simon posted bail this afternoon and is staying with her parents in Grand Blanc. Schaefer told Simon that she cannot contact the alleged victim or be within four blocks of him in any direction. A probable-cause hearing is August 23. SMH. Whoop her azz and put her underneath the jail.
When will the teachers stop phucking the students? Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Student According to Mail Online A former school worker arrested yesterday in Michigan for having an inappropriate relationship with a 15-year-old student has appeared in court. Abigail Marie Simon, 33, entered a not-guilty plea today to charges of first-degree criminal sexual conduct and accosting a minor for immoral purposes. Simon was fired from her position as a tutor and study hall supervisor at Catholic Central and West Catholic high schools in April after the boy’s mother found pictures of Simon in a garter belt on her son’s phone. Police also found text messages of a sexual nature between Simon and the boy and an arrest warrant was obtained this week. Simon allegedly had a sexual relationship with the student between February 1 and April 26 of this year at her former apartment in the 300 block of Bridge Street North West, in Grand Rapids. According the MLive.com, Grand Rapids Police Detective Amy Lowrie said that the alleged victim initially told police that he and Simon had sexual contact but then recanted his testimony. ‘Recently [he] has admitted that there was sexual contact again. And the text messages that were found in both of their phones support there was a sexual relationship.’ Simon was held at the Kent County Correctional Facility before the hearing today. Her attorney Michael Distel asked that she be released on a personal recognizance bond. Distel cited Simon’s clean record and supportive family and told the judge that she does not pose flight risk. The judge Patricia Schaefer noted that Simon has contacted the boy after being warned to stay away from him by police, and set her bail at $25,000. Simon posted bail this afternoon and is staying with her parents in Grand Blanc. Schaefer told Simon that she cannot contact the alleged victim or be within four blocks of him in any direction. A probable-cause hearing is August 23. SMH. Whoop her azz and put her underneath the jail.
If Evil Dead isn’t your idea of fun, then may I suggest a film about evil-in-the-making that also opens on Friday? It’s called Simon Killer , and it stars charismatic Brady Corbet as a young American up to no good in Paris. Simon appears to have traveled to the City of Lights to recover from a bad break-up, but, as this tense, visually striking film uncoils, it becomes apparent that he’s suffering a breakdown that will have lethal consequences. Directed by Antonio Campos, who, like Corbet, was involved in another smart psychological thriller, Martha Marcy May Marlene , Simon Killer is unsettling because its title character seems so much like the charming but self-involved dude working in the adjoining cubicle next or sitting two seats behind you in class. And I sat down with Campos and Corbet to talk about how they created such an authentic character. Movieline: Brady, a couple of times in the film, your character, Simon, talks about having studied the relationship between the eye and brain. You’re sending a message to moviegoers there. Brady Corbet: It serves as a key to unlock a lot of the film’s mysteries. The funny thing about a good metaphor is that you can take it very literally if you want. And if you want to read into it, then it can take on all kinds of meaning. The movie has an obsession with periphery: What’s happening in the periphery of the narrative? What’s happening in the periphery of the frame? What are you seeing? What are these characters not seeing about Simon? The whole movie is about perception, as a lot of great films that acknowledge the nuts and bolts of filmmaking are. With all of Antonio’s films, you are very conscious of the camera. And part of the fun of becoming that conscious of the camera is also becoming conscious of everything that’s not on camera. How did the Joran van der Sloot case inspire Simon Killer ? Corbet: Antonio found this insanely haunting quote from van der Sloot. He was being interrogated or interviewed and he said something like… Campos: If my mother had described me as an animal she would say I was a snake. But I’d like to be a lion, and one day I will be a lion.” There’s a similar line of dialogue in the movie. Corbet: The funny thing is that my mother had given me this fox pin right before we went to Paris so we swapped the snake for the fox. Campos: I was like, “That’s perfect. That’s perfect for you and perfect for the character.” Corbet: It’s very much how the whole movie was birthed. We’d obsess over an element, and then we’d find some way to take that element or a theme or a story and incorporate it into the narrative. Have either of you seen Crystal Fairy ? Campos: Yes. After seeing that movie at Sundance and Simon Killer, it seems to me that there’s this emerging genre of films that depicts young coddled and self-absorbed Americans abroad who, at the very least, are jerks, but, in terms of your character, Brady, can be something much more dangerous. Campos: Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Why is this is emerging now? Campos: I don’t know. I think that our generation is very self-aware. Even like a show like Girls is about this sort of coddled generation. And what’s so clever about Girls is that Lena Dunham doesn’t let her characters get away with it. In the first season, there was always that moment where one of the girls would get called out for how superficial or narcissistic she was. We live in a narcissistic, coddled culture. We build this whole universe around ourselves through our social media. And there are all of these studies out there about how upper management has to figure out how to be sensitive to the needs of young employees and treat them in a way so that they don’t get scared. It’s all very strange, and I don’t know what the next step is. HR will have to get back to you on that one. Campos: My favorite moment in the film is when Simon calls his mom because it’s so incredibly human but it’s also incredibly pathetic. And you know it’s exactly something that someone of this generation would do if they committed a murder. He’d call his mother just to hear her say, “It’s going to be okay,” and, “Don’t worry, honey, you’re not that bad of a guy. “ Corbet: [Laughing] “You’re the handsomest boy in school. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” Campos: “You’re a little fox.” Corbet: Something else that is interesting to us: I’m sure you’ve experienced it yourself when you’re alone with other men and they feel like you’re in the same fucking boys club with them. They will make some horrible remark about the lovely young woman that just got up to go to the bathroom, and they feel they can confide in you because they assume that all men think and act like that. This movie is also conscious of characters like that who aren’t hard to find in New York City’s models-and-bottles culture. There are more than a few men out there that treat women like prey. Campos: Brady said once said — and I think it’s very true —that the film is an exploration of what the word “whore” means to this generation. In fact, one of the few moments in the film that gets a laugh is when Simon refers to a past relationship by saying, “Whatever, she’s a whore.” Whether there’s a theater full of people watching the movie, or one person in a private screening room, that line always gets a laugh. Corbet: And when the audience laughs they implicate themselves in Simon’s mindset, which the rest of the movie then starts to tear apart. It’s part of the reason we wanted to have a fiercely intelligent female collaborator like Mati [Diop] come in and help us shape this story. As you saw, the sexual dynamics and politics keep shifting in terms of who has control or who seems to have control in the movie. That’s for sure. I felt increasingly unsettled as the movie progressed. Whose idea was it for Simon to make those creepy growls during particularly stressful moments? Corbet: That was Tony’s idea. He was very cute. He came to me and he said, “When you’re alone, do you ever make sounds?” And I was like, “I don’t know. What kind of sounds?” And, he said, “I don’t know, like this. [Makes a low growling sound.] And so we started trying to find weird places to incorporate it. This also happened during terrible time in my life. I was going through a break-up and was really devastated. I was anxiety-ridden and wasn’t sleeping very well at the time. I suffer from pretty violent panic attacks, and there are similar steps that you take when you’re dealing with one. You can do tapping, or some people moan into a pillow. So, we started to really think of it in terms of the character. [The growling] could be some trick he developed from years of therapy that his fucking upper-middle-class family in New York City bought him, and it’s just not working. On a more reductive level, the film is ferocious, it’s carnal, and so the way Simon processes something is, he roars like a lion. You don’t seem like the kind of filmmakers who would make a sequel to Simon Killer , but the set-up is certainly there. Campos: I was just saying: We should do Simon in Buenos Aires; Simon in Bangkok.… Corbet: Oh man. Simon in Bangkok would be dark. Campos: We could follow Simon on this adventure of ruining different women’s lives in different cities. And every city would be like a different scam. If we went the Joran van der Sloot route, he could be traveling around after being implicated in the death of this woman, right? And then he goes to Bangkok and he gets involved in human trafficking. Corbet: Dude, I would not put it past us in nine years when were stale and have no more ideas. Campos : We have an idea for a Martha Marcy May Marlene sequel as well, but that’s gonna be 20 years down the line. Have you figured out the next project you’ll do together? Campos: We don’t know yet. I’m going to act in something Brady does at some point. Corbet: I’ve got a role with his name on it in my next film. What does he play? Corbet: I want Antonio to play an economist. Campos: An economist. All right. More on Simon Killer : Simon Killer Polarizes, But Maybe That’s a Good Thing Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
“Everyone knows amnesia is bollocks,” snarls one of the thugs in Trance . Hypnotism, on the other hand, is fair game in this brash, beyond-belief psychothriller from director Danny Boyle , who seizes on a script co-written by Joe Ahearne and longtime Boyle collaborator John Hodge as a chance to play elaborate mind games with fans of his early work. A trippy variation on the dream-within-a-dream movie, Boyle’s return-to-form crimer constantly challenges what auds think they know, but neglects to establish why they should care. The pic’s flashy style, plus its stark violence and nudity, ought to transfix male genre auds. More of a conceptual exercise than a conventional film noir, Trance demonstrates Boyle’s determination to continue to overcome seemingly impossible filmmaking challenges. After painting himself out of a physical corner with 127 Hours , the director now confronts a psychic obstacle in attempting to tell a complex genre movie from within the confines of one person’s consciousness — even as others noodle with the same character’s subconscious. A charismatic, yet miscast James McAvoy plays the mark, a clean-scrubbed auction-house employee named Simon who snaps into action during the attempted theft of a Goya painting. Back in the day, all it took was a bit of muscle and some nerve to rob art from auction, Simon explains in a stretch of Scottish-lilted, direct-address narration that not only recalls Hodge’s earlier scripts ( Shallow Grave , Trainspotting ), but suggests a younger, softer-edged Ewan McGregor . To whom is Simon speaking: The audience? A hypnotist? The cops? Doesn’t matter. The film takes place mostly in Simon’s head, so it’s his experience auds see unfolding. After establishing how staff have been trained to protect the auction-house assets in the prologue, Simon springs the pic’s first twist: He was the caper’s inside man. Problem is, after removing the Goya from its frame, he sustained a blow to the head, and the crucial memory of where he stashed the painting is beyond his reach. Torture doesn’t work to bring it back, so underworld tough guy Franck ( Vincent Cassel , terrifically unpredictable) suggests hypnotism, allowing Simon to pick his own mesmerist. He opts for Elizabeth Lamb, played by Rosario Dawson , whose sultry power over men makes plausible how easily her character manages to put Simon under. While neither the film nor its goons puts any stock in amnesia, both encourage a willing suspension of disbelief when it comes to far more elaborate feats of mind-control. In that respect, Boyle seems to be asking whether he too can play the hypnotist. Using dynamic, visual storytelling, slick cutting and a propulsive electronic score, can he successfully convince rational auds to buy into an increasingly far-fetched story? The stunt works for a time. On Simon’s second session with Elizabeth, she pounces, demanding to see the men who put him up to this — and offering her services for a share in the prize, should they find the painting. It’s at this point in the film that things start to get really weird, as the narrative starts to fold back on itself, blurring the lines between reality and the hypothetical. Each time Elizabeth puts Simon in trance, she takes him to a new location in his mind, making it increasingly difficult for auds to tell fantasy from memory from lived experience. As Simon’s sense of danger grows, these scenes become more fragmented and violent, which allows the pic to introduce and instantly erase shocking homicidal behavior, but puts a strain on McAvoy, who seems too nice to harbor such demons. Boyle has cited Nicolas Roeg as an influence on the film’s disorienting style, and sure enough, Trance shares the jagged subjectivity of Performance and Don’t Look Now , along with the director’s raw treatment of anger and arousal. The deeper things go, the kinkier they get, as Elizabeth finds herself seducing both Franck and Simon — but are these fantasies real or projections of their jealous imaginations? They’re certainly real enough for audiences, who won’t soon forget the sight of a denuded Dawson, or the erotic art history lesson that explains her carefully sculpted appearance. Superficial pleasures aside, however, the convoluted script jumps and dodges so often, it soon loses the thread of its own story. This isn’t Inception , where layers of experience are nested neatly one inside the next, but rather a frittata, its ingredients distinguishable only by the various hyper-saturated colors that seem to define each scene. The lost painting is just the first of multiple MacGuffins, after which Simon’s missing memory becomes the thing they all so desperately need to recover. And then, quite abruptly, Simon finds himself on the margins, and Elizabeth takes centerstage — an opportunity for which Dawson proves more than ready — leading to a succession of reversals that seem a bit too dependent on enormous gaps in logic only half-excused by the pic’s record-skip storytelling style. With all its trickery, the film presents a sexy distraction, but proves a mind is a terrible thing to waste. More on Trance : Train In Vain Spotting: Danny Boyle Picks His Favorite Clash Albums − And Disses Phish
Mezhgan Hussainy is one of Simon Cowell’s many women in his life and here she is looking gorgeous as usual wearing a see-through blouse where it is obvious she is not wearing a bra Continue reading →