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Whoville Gets Raunchy

So um, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson posted this picture to Twitter and get your mind out of the gutter people! Ashlee for her part, is doing her best Dr. Sues “Whoville” impersonation, Jessica on the other hand, is doing god knows what

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Whoville Gets Raunchy

Jessica Simpson Is A Tease

Lately, it hurts me every time we see Jessica Simpson because I know that she’s purposely hiding those sweet chesticles from me. I like to believe it’s a game we play with each other, except I’m on the losing end pretty much 90% of the time and seem to be the only one playing.

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Jessica Simpson’s Bailout Plan a Failure

You know your friend is wasted when even a little star power won’t get her out of jail. Jessica Simpson’s friend and longtime makeup artist, Mary Phillips, was arrested…

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Jessica Simpson Rejected from Jail

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson paid a visit to the pokey early this AM, trying in vain to bail out her real, real drunk makeup artist — allegedly.Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Mary Phillips was arrested at around 1:30 this morning, after cops got a disturbing … Permalink

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Jessica Simpson: I’m Not Tiger Bait!

UPDATE: Simpson just tweeted off: “Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! ‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A…

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Bart Simpson Scientology Video

So of course it's not actually Bart, but Nancy Cartwright, the woman who provides his voice. She and a bunch of other people you've never heard of are talking about some crazy Scientology stuff.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hooters Girls

I can honestly say that I’ve never been to a Hooters Restaurant in my life. The thought of eating chicken wings while looking at girls in short shorts and tight tops is a recipe for jail time. Anyway, I’ve decided to have a little snack while enjoying this video in the comfort of my own home, where it’s safe

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Jessica Hart Wears Short Shorts

In case you haven’t figured it out just by looking at these pictures, Jessica Hart is a model. A model with amazing long skinny legs and messed up teeth which for some reason I find very hot.

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Once Again, Jessica Simpson Disappoints

I’m getting a little pissed off at Jessica Simpson lately. Every time we see her now she’s covered up like an old rich lady. We all know she gained a couple of inches around her waist, hips and course those delicious chesticles

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Jessica Simpson Is Outta There!

After spending the evening celebrating sister Ashlee’s Broadway debut , Jessica Simpson left her Midtown hotel looking well rested and super cute in a peek-a-boo tee, skin tight jeans and a big sweater.