I don’t know if this is a coincidence, or if I’ve seen one too many cartoons involving nuclear waste turning animals or humans into freaks with super powers….but I do know that this fox living in radioactive Chernobyl makes me think that he may have a little more to him than just being a fox….as he makes a motherfucking sandwich better than most of you half retards can make a sandwich…as you pick up shit from Subway or the gas station…. It is safe to say, this is a glimpse into the takeover….while we worry about the Singularity and AI -hyper evolved animals are plotting against humans killing them…I’ve seen the Disney movie… The post THe Sandwich Making Chernobyl Fox of the DayVideos appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life… You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever.. The post Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… People relate to her…and now that she’s skinny, she’s all about being slutty and romantic, despite all the kids out of wedlock she’s had…we get it, she’s horny as fuck….and so in love…and it is ok because it is her husband…. And like she did with her 50 Shardes of Grey bullshit…here’s another one of her being manhandled…but I just find it weird…and awkward..even tacky…like a poster in a trailer park…which I guess is about right…considering… TO SEE HER 50 SHADES OF GREY WEIRDNESS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Erotica Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashlee Simpson had her nose perfected and apparently, also made her chin done by touching it up. This hot teen pop-music star had rhinoplasty surgery to straighten her curved nose. She confidently accounted that everyone has the right to decide whether or not to go for surgeries to improve their looks. But people, especially bad-mouthed ones, seriously consider her choice as something wrong. Ashlee Simpson#39;s nose job plastic surgery before and after Despite of that, she still continue
Jessica Simpson’s husband is just so hard to resist, she makes no apologies for the pair of “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos she posted on Valentine’s Day. Asked about the sexy pics on the Today show Friday, she just responded, “Those kinda happen sometimes. I am not shy to be in love with my husband!” Oh yes. These racy Jessica Simpson pics just happen sometimes. Indeed, after five years together, Simpson can’t say enough good things about former NFL player Eric Johnson, 35, whom she married in July 2014. “Marriage is unbelievable,” Jessica told Today ‘s Savannah Guthrie. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me.” Mini-me Maxwell, 2, and Ace, 20 months, are a couple of cuties, even if her daughter is a handful who knows how to assert herself. Says the proud mom: “She’s feistier [than me]. I’m much more reserved, and she’s very opinionated, even though she’s 2. I mean, I’m opinionated, but I don’t yell it in your face!” No, but she will reenact Fifty Shades of Grey scenes with her man and post them to Instagram. Wonder what little Maxi will think of those snaps someday. At least they didn’t reenact the tampon scene . Small victories. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Up Next: ” 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s been a roller coaster of a week for Jessica Simpson. Things started to get weird on Sunday when Jessica posted some racy Instagram pics inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey. Those were followed by a report that Simpson socked her husband in the face after she caught wind of those inescapable Eric Johnson cheating rumors. So with all these rumors of bondage and bloodshed in the Simpson-Johnson household, it’s not surprising that some fans became a bit concerned after Jess posted this photo last night: Not only does Jessica look thinner than usual, but she’s sporting what appears to be a large bruise on her left arm. As an active mother of two, there could be any number of explanations for how Jess sustained the injury, but considering all the rumors of trouble in her marriage that have been circulating lately, an explanatory caption might have been a good idea. Usually, Jessica Simpson’s Instagram page is a treasure trove of sexy selfies and…more sexy selfies. We’re hoping she’ll be back to putting her full, MILF-y glory on display soon. Until then, we wouldn’t mind if she returned to a slightly healthier weight and put the rumors surrounding that bruise to rest. We can’t be aroused when we’re concerned. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
She’s already got “a lil’ black IN her” , now she wants a lil’ black ON her Ashelee Simpson Wants To Legally Become A “Ross” According to TMZ reports : Ashlee Simpson’s coming out … she wants the world to know … that Diana Ross is her mother-in-law — so she’s legally taking her name, or she’s trying to anyway. Here’s the deal — yes, Ashlee married Diana’s son Evan Ross back in August, but legally his name is Evan Naess … his father’s last name. Now, Evan and Ashlee want to leap into Rossville together. They’ve filed a request to change their last names to Ross-Naess. Why the switch? They are expecting their first child, but since they already have the same last name — Naess — that can’t be it. This appears to be purely about giving mama D some props … officially. A judge will have to sign off on their petition, but not until the end of January because — you can’t hurry name changes. You just have to wait. White people wanting some blackness is all the rage nowadays. *side-eyes Iggy Azalea* Image via WENN
