Here are some seemingly boring paparazzi pics of Pippa Middleton but that’s only if you look a them for what they are…shitty masturbation material…but if you scratch the surface of her feelings of being second rate to her sister…you know the least favorite one…that there is an inner slut ready to explode out of these litle black dress to either shock, get noticed or more importantly, disappoint her family by making them look like the commoners they are…cuz she’s only human…and there’s only so much she can take…like there is only so much non-slutty Pippa I can take…she needs to pick up the pace. Here’s some pics of her in a little black dress making progress….
On this weeks episode of “The T.O Show” the trio heads back to Los Angeles but all for different reasons. T.O wants to get his acting on, Mo wants to spend quality time with her husband and throw her son a birthday party and Kita… well Kita didn’t really have a purpose at all actually, until her ex Joe shows up and ruined her mood. We’ve seen the situation between Kita and Joe unfold right in front of our television screens and we all agreed that Kita should leave Joe alone after he told her he was still married while they were dating. (SMH) After talking to her sister, Kita agrees to have dinner (let’s make this clear, it’s dinner NOT a date) with Joe to have closure about this whole situation. At dinner, Joe tries to prove that he is serious about getting back together with Kita by showing her his divorce papers right in the middle of the restaurant (#thatawkwardmomentwhen…) and Kita responds by finishing up her wine in about 2.5 seconds tops. Kita agrees to forgive Joe but it unsure about giving him a second chance (Amen, sista) after all, she has Ted to keep her busy in the meantime. Meanwhile, T.O is getting his acting career started and gets a part in the film, “Dysfunctional Friends” with Stacey Dash. After Stacey pronounces T.O’s name wrong and he fails to correct her because “she’s Stacey Dash so she gets a pass”, the movie goes into filming and we see that T.O might actually have some acting skills underneath all that buffness. After filming wraps, T.O says that this was a good start to his career, “I wanted to be an actor, so I put my mind to it and did it.” Must be nice to be a football player/reality star/actor all in one year. What did you think about this week’s episode? Mo & Kita Of The “T.O. Show”: “Evelyn Is Like A Walking Yeast Infection” [VIDEO] T.O: “A Rack Of Weave Coming At Me Is Not A Pretty Sight”, “The T.O Show” [RECAP] Kita Makes An Appearance With Her Battery-Operated Boyfriend On “The T.O Show” The Best Moments From Last Night’s “The T.O Show” [RECAP]
The Pippa Middleton Slut Watch continues. Sure she’s not doing anything slutty yet, but it is just a matter of time, maybe when the whole feelings of being a second rate version of her sister in the eyes of everyone actually sets in, you know after a few years and the baby/future King is born and all attention heads there way forcing her to snap in some hopefully long – drawn out – slutty episode that involves me seeing her naked in picture/video or in some weird turn of events on my face….only time will tell and if I don’t die before her dignity, pride, shame, then I’ll be here to expose it. That’s a promise.
Reeve Carney has swung into the arms of Ashley Greene. Sources confirm to Us Weekly that the star of Broadway’s Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is now dating the Twilight Saga beauty. “Ashley has been pining after Reeve for a long time,” an insider says . “She’s super close with Reeve’s family and loves spending time with Paris, his sister, when they’re both in L.A.” Carney has previously been linked to his on-stage love interest, Jennifer Damiano, while Greene, of course, is the ex-girlfriend of Joe Jonas. She now resides in New York City and hit up PH-D at Dream Downtown on Tuesday night, where Ashley requested DJ Marco play LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It” so she could get down with her new man. Hot! [Photos: WENN.com]
Ricki Lake nabs the season’s highest score so far with emotional rumba. By Kelley L. Carter Karina Smirnoff and J.R. Martinez Photo: ABC Networks Monday night’s “Dancing With the Stars” evoked emotion from most of the contestants. The third round of performances challenged the celebrities to dance to a song of their choosing that reflected the most memorable year in their lives. There were many moist eyes in the audience as people heard stories of tragedy and heartbreak that were close to the hearts of this year’s cast. Former talk-show host Ricki Lake scored the night’s highest scores, once again impressing the judges with her technique and execution. Here’s how everyone fared: Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke The reality star danced the foxtrot to Frank Sinatra’s “Fly Me to the Moon” in memory of his father, O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian Sr., and the judges found it to be very emotional. Said head judge Len Goodman: “You just put the dash into Kardashian, I’m telling you! Posture was good. Footwork was good. I hope your dad is looking down and saying, ‘Rob, you did good,’ because you did.” 24/30 Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani Phillips picked the moment in her life when she was sobering up and danced to “Hold On,” a song she sang with her group Wilson Phillips that she says is therapeutic for her. In her rehearsal, she cried and had a few breakdowns but said she hoped people would see in her rumba routine (and the song’s message, of course) that there was always a way out. “I knew you could do it. You are a smoldering siren. Seductive, intriguing, stylish, always so expressive. You belong in a museum to admire, my dear,” said judge Bruno Tonioli. They scored the first pair of 9’s of the season. 26/30 Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer Bono was charged with dancing the rumba, and he picked a song that his dad, Sonny Bono, wrote, called “Laugh With Me.” Bono, who is the competition’s first transgender contestant, said this was his best year ever and the song meant a lot and is about being a different kind of man. The judges didn’t think Bono kept focus during the dance but praised his willingness to come back week after week in spite of being heavily criticized for his dancing skills. “Every time I watch you get out on this dance floor, I’m so impressed by your real courage,” Carrie Ann Inaba offered. “Because what you do just by showing up here takes incredible amounts of courage. I’m always touched by that. Tonight you looked really distracted. You seemed not quite focused into the dance. I felt like you didn’t dance enough in this rumba. It’s breaking my heart to say this, because I find you to be such an inspiration.” 18/30 Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas Not every story was forlorn. The former MTV reality-TV star picked Beyonc
Before her F.A.M.E. Tour stop in NYC, Kelly tells MTV News she saw B and ‘got a chance to rub her tummy.’ By Rebecca Thomas Kelly Rowland and Beyonce Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage Kelly Rowland is thrilled that her sister in life and music, Beyonc
My name is Mary Jo and I’m 16 years old. It all started in August when I bought tickets for JB’s concert with the BieberFever membership. I was in Platino 1 row 1 right next to the platform where Justin walked! The concert was on October 1st 2011! The day came and I was more than excited. I woke up, I got my hair done, I dressed in purple and at 4:00 pm we left the house. We arrived at the Foro Sol around 5:00 pm. The stadium was completely full. The stage was about 3 meters away from me and the platform was like 1 meter away from me, it was amazing, I couldn’t believe I was there and that I was going to see Justin Bieber! Alfredo Flores came out and I was screaming to him, “TE AMO”, he smiled and took pictures of my sister and I. Then on the huge screen, the countdown started, it was like 1:00 59 58 57…. 5 4 3 2 1!!! I was freaking out! Justin appeared and I was like OMB! He was so close!! I was really happy! When the concert was over and I arrived home, I read that Justin was staying in the W Hotel in Polanco, that is a part of Mexico City. I asked my mom if we can go there the next day and she said yes. So the day after on October 2, we went to the W Hotel. It was really crowdy so my mom ended up making reservations. I saw Justin leaving the building and was shocked. Our reservation was at 9:30pm so we could see Biebs after his 2nd concert. We went to eat and came back to the hotel at 9:20pm. Outside the hotel was lots of people, so security let us in because we had booked. Someone from security told me Justin would arrive at 10:30pm. At that hour, I saw him arriving in the hotel. I was in the balcony of the restaurant and all the girls outside the hotel started screaming and me too, haha I was like OMB he is here!! I went to the lobby and then a guy told me that the man next to me was of JB’s staff. I told him if he can give JB a letter I wrote and he said, “Yeah sure, I will give it to him personally!” My mom, my aunt and I were finishing our dinner and I was a lil disappointed because I didn’t have the opportunity to meet Justin or anyone in the Bieber Team. We were finishing dessert when a guy told me someone downstairs was signing autographs. I went downstairs and DAN KANTER was there! I just couldn’t believe it, so I took a picture with him and he give me his autograph. I said, “Dan you are the best” and he said, “You are the best too” Then RYAN GOOD appeared. He gave me his autograph and I took a picture with him too. After that I film a little video with Dan and Ryan. Later in the lobby, SCOOTER BRAUN appeared!! OMB it was amazing, so I took a picture with him. Also he gave me his autograph and after that I saw KENNY HAMILTON ! Wow he hugged me and I was more shocked. Ryan came in the lobby again, he sat on a chair and smiled at me. He asked me what my name was. I said Mary Jo and he said nice meeting you! I asked if he liked Mexico City and he said, “Yeah MEXICO CITY TE AMO!” I talked to him for 8 minutes and like 4 minutes with Scooter! All of them are really nice, really polite and they have such a good heart. They dont act like celebrities, they are awesome! I said goodbye to all of them. I finished my dessert and my mom paid the bill of the restaurant. After that we left the hotel I still couldnt believe it! It was the best day ever!! Thanks to all the Bieber Team, you guys r awesome!! That was my bieber experience, I hope you liked it. -@MJoBiebs Here is a video front row I took in Mexico City! Video of Dan, Ryan and I Autographs View post: My name is Mary Jo and I’m 16 years old. It all started in…
My name is Mary Jo and I’m 16 years old. It all started in August when I bought tickets for JB’s concert with the BieberFever membership. I was in Platino 1 row 1 right next to the platform where Justin walked! The concert was on October 1st 2011! The day came and I was more than excited. I woke up, I got my hair done, I dressed in purple and at 4:00 pm we left the house. We arrived at the Foro Sol around 5:00 pm. The stadium was completely full. The stage was about 3 meters away from me and the platform was like 1 meter away from me, it was amazing, I couldn’t believe I was there and that I was going to see Justin Bieber! Alfredo Flores came out and I was screaming to him, “TE AMO”, he smiled and took pictures of my sister and I. Then on the huge screen, the countdown started, it was like 1:00 59 58 57…. 5 4 3 2 1!!! I was freaking out! Justin appeared and I was like OMB! He was so close!! I was really happy! When the concert was over and I arrived home, I read that Justin was staying in the W Hotel in Polanco, that is a part of Mexico City. I asked my mom if we can go there the next day and she said yes. So the day after on October 2, we went to the W Hotel. It was really crowdy so my mom ended up making reservations. I saw Justin leaving the building and was shocked. Our reservation was at 9:30pm so we could see Biebs after his 2nd concert. We went to eat and came back to the hotel at 9:20pm. Outside the hotel was lots of people, so security let us in because we had booked. Someone from security told me Justin would arrive at 10:30pm. At that hour, I saw him arriving in the hotel. I was in the balcony of the restaurant and all the girls outside the hotel started screaming and me too, haha I was like OMB he is here!! I went to the lobby and then a guy told me that the man next to me was of JB’s staff. I told him if he can give JB a letter I wrote and he said, “Yeah sure, I will give it to him personally!” My mom, my aunt and I were finishing our dinner and I was a lil disappointed because I didn’t have the opportunity to meet Justin or anyone in the Bieber Team. We were finishing dessert when a guy told me someone downstairs was signing autographs. I went downstairs and DAN KANTER was there! I just couldn’t believe it, so I took a picture with him and he give me his autograph. I said, “Dan you are the best” and he said, “You are the best too” Then RYAN GOOD appeared. He gave me his autograph and I took a picture with him too. After that I film a little video with Dan and Ryan. Later in the lobby, SCOOTER BRAUN appeared!! OMB it was amazing, so I took a picture with him. Also he gave me his autograph and after that I saw KENNY HAMILTON ! Wow he hugged me and I was more shocked. Ryan came in the lobby again, he sat on a chair and smiled at me. He asked me what my name was. I said Mary Jo and he said nice meeting you! I asked if he liked Mexico City and he said, “Yeah MEXICO CITY TE AMO!” I talked to him for 8 minutes and like 4 minutes with Scooter! All of them are really nice, really polite and they have such a good heart. They dont act like celebrities, they are awesome! I said goodbye to all of them. I finished my dessert and my mom paid the bill of the restaurant. After that we left the hotel I still couldnt believe it! It was the best day ever!! Thanks to all the Bieber Team, you guys r awesome!! That was my bieber experience, I hope you liked it. -@MJoBiebs Here is a video front row I took in Mexico City! Video of Dan, Ryan and I Autographs View post: My name is Mary Jo and I’m 16 years old. It all started in…
‘Having a show and going to school was horrible,’ twins say on next episode, which premieres Saturday at 11 a.m. ET on MTV. By Lauren Kearney Tia and Tamera Mowry Photo: MTV It’s easy to assume that having a major television show while attending high school would make you the most popular kid in class. But for twins Tia and Tamera Mowry, stars of the ’90s sitcom “Sister, Sister,” it was a serious bummer to their social life. “Having a show and going to school was horrible. Really, really bad. We had no friends,” the twins say on the next episode of “When I Was 17,” premiering Saturday at 11 a.m. ET on MTV. The girls’ childhood friend Jessica blamed their lack of friends on their busy schedule. “They didn’t go to school all the time because they were working on the set, so I’m sure it was difficult for them to form friendships,” she explains. But the girls had a different side of the story. If anyone doesn’t remember, “Sister, Sister” was about twins who were separated at birth, run into each other in a department store and move in together with their adoptive mom and dad. “I can remember the kids picking on us. They would literally scream at us and say, ‘Your show sucks!’ ” Tamera recalls. Tia wasn’t about to take that lying down. “Then I would say, ‘Well, the checks don’t!’ ” she laughed. And who has the last laugh now? The twins do, with their current reality show, “Tia & Tamara,” bringing Style Network its highest ratings ever. Bet they wish they were your friends now, girls! “When I Was 17” — this week featuring Tia and Tamera Mowry, Jamie Foxx and Chris Bosh — premieres Saturday at 11 a.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos Preview ‘When I Was 17’ Featuring Tia And Tamera Mowry
All that Hermes stylin’ high fashion rap isht Foxy Brown was poppin’ in her lyrics just got her bro Gavin a couple years behind bars. Or rather, his identity thievin’ just got him a couple years. Gavin Marchand was sentenced Wednesday to two and a half to five years in prison. He pleaded guilty last month to identity theft after using forged credit cards for a luxury shopping spree and a night of fun at the club. According to police, in August 2010 Marchand charged 8 racks ($8,000 for the slow folks) at an Hermes store. Prosecutors say the credit cards he used were fake, however the account numbers on them were not — they belonged to others. His plea also covered charges for thousands he allegedly spent at an NYC nightclub. Aw poor Gavin, he just couldn’t live without his lavish lifestyle… and now he’s gotta rely on his sister to put money on his books just so he doesn’t have to eat the mystery meatloaf in the hoosegow.
