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Rise of the Planet of the Apes Review: A New Classic

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A triumph. A marvel. A feast for the eyes on so many levels. So gushes our sister site, Movie Fanatic, regarding Rise of the Planet of the Apes , a film that hits theaters today and whose use of technology is simply breathtaking. Forget James Franco or Freida Pinto, the true star is Andy Serkis, who truly makes viewers feel something for Caesar, a chimpanzee come to life via scientific experiments and nuanced facial expressions. Rise of the Planet of the Apes Trailer While it may offer one too many nods to the 1968 movie on which it’s based, this reboot stands on its own, delivering pure summer pleasure for all who buy a ticket. Read Movie Fanatic’s detailed Rise of the Planet of the Apes review now!

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Heidi Klum Tries to Save Fat People of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion…. Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum… Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

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Pippa Middleton in Tight Shorts of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….

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A Day in the Life of Pippa of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First we go for a jog in our tight little pants that ride up our cunt as our little firm titties bounce as much as they can….. Then we load the trunk of our BMW Z4…. Then we remember that none of these distractions can make a bitch forget how she’s second rate to her sister….the kind of inner-torment that leads to awesomeness….awesomeness I’m anxiously awaiting….

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Ciara Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love summer time, every hottie and her sister is out in a bikini somewhere. It makes my job a whole lot easier. This time I’ve got hottie Ciara hanging out in her shiny pink bikini, frolicking in the ocean and looking sexy. I don’t know much about this chick, but she sure knows how to work a bikini. Shiny bikinis always remind me of the strippers. Hot.

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Ivanka Trump Pregnancy Fetish Pics of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about you, but ready to drop porn has always been disgusting to me. The whole idea of pregnancy was never beautiful, except for a drunken one night stand when you know you’re not that dad and can’t ever be the dad thanks to the fetus already in a bitch…I had the way their belly buttons stick out, and I hate the way their nipples get big and weird, and most importantly I hate how shit rapes a body…the only thing hot about ready to drop porn is how tight the asshole gets when the baby is crowning, but usually the bitch is too far gone at that point to let you inside her…. So here’s Ivanka Trump, too far gone as far as I’m concerned to ever bounce back, unless that bouncing takes place on her new fat ass and ravaged pussy lips… She’s the socialite gone to waste…she coulda been Paris Hilton, but instead she went respectable…Sucks.

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Christina Aguilera is Large and in Charge…of the Buffet of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember Christina Aguilera when she was a tiny little thing….with tiny little tits…and a tiny little ass…in a time long before she raped her uterus with pregnancy and raped the all you can eat buffet of all the food everyday for the last two years cuz that’s the only thing that can explain how far gone she is…it’s like she threw it all away and for no really reason….other than possible internal torment…maybe her daddy used to touch her…I don’t know…but I do know she needs to take some of her money and hire a fucking trainer cuz I believe in her…and believe there’s another chance for this mom pussy to win me over instead of the restaurant owner of every restaurant she walks into ready to make his month with her one order…if you know what I mean…. Maybe I’m just wishful thinking, maybe I just hate fat chicks who look like retired strippers at the trailer park, I guess I could just move onto the many many other not tainted vagina out there to post pictures of…an that’s just what I am going to do…

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Pippa Middleton Working the Paparazzi with a Jog of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

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Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

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Paula Patton To Star In “Sparkle” Remake?

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Paula Patton may star in the “Sparkle” remake. She has been offered a role by Salim and Mara Brock Akil – the same team behind her most recent film “Jumping The Broom.” She did not say whether she would be playing the title character Sparkle (originally played by Irene Cara), Sister (originally played by Lonette McKee) or Dolores (originally played by Dwan Smith). If you’ve never seen the 1976 version, the film follows a girl group that experience turmoil after one of their members turns to drugs and another achieves her desired fame all by herself. Paula Patton Shows Off Beach Bod In Miami [PHOTOS] Paula Patton Says She Waiting For Her Son To Get Blacker [VIDEO] Paula Patton Scores Lead Role In “Mission: Impossible 4″ Film

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