It amazes me how stupid a bitch can be. Like she must have been real smitten with her ex husband Tony Parker’s cock. That motherfucker must have owned her meaty Mexi pussy. Cuz to get a wrist tattoo to profess your love, before being cheated on, or realizing you actually hate the motherfucker when you have to spend more than 5 minutes not fucking the motherfucker, is fucking hilarious… It’s almost unstable and creepy, like bitch decides “I’m so in love, I’ll throw all logic out the window, cuz I’m a chick and I have no logic, strictly emotions, and I happen to be about to get my period, making me way more insane than before, so I won’t think about this tattoo idea for more than a minute, and I’ll blazen the shit on me in a visible place, not even on my pussy where only people I fuck get to see my failures when the whole thing goes to shit, but on my fucking wrist for the world to see cuz I’m insane and this wrist tattoo will show him I’m not obsessive, creepy and weird at all….kinda thing. Now she’s rockin’ some tattoo removal tatto on her wrist…scars to represent one of the dumber moments in her life…I mean other than getting into a failed marriage in the first place… FOLLOW ME
I’ve always Nicky Hilton’s body. I’m sure that’s had a huge impact on her everyday life, you know hitting the gym, buying the right spanx and jeans, studying herself in the mirror wondering if all the hard work, money and time that went into her revamping her look would get my approval, you know since I have a totally insignificant website no one ever reads…but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s got a shitty body and a budget to fix it if she really wanted to. I don’t get how someone seemingly skinny, can look so fucking sloppy, I’m talking her dumpy ass hanging off her bones, like some kind of muscular disorder that doesn’t allow the bitch to tone the fuck up….It’s insane…but I guess in her defense, at least she’s not Paris Hilton…cuz even if bitch rolled out in a wheel chair, attached to a bag to shit in, wearing a helmet so she doesn’t bang her head into the wall compulsively like some kind of retard, she’d still be the sister the family is most proud of, provided they got their Yuppie rich kid heads out of the bag of coke they still dabble in while the kids are out making sex tapes….A family of trash living off one man’s successes…I’m sure that Hilton empire founder would be proud of how shitty his genetics are. FOLLOW ME
Mira, keep it funky : we love our Latin brothers. They’re either a spicier version of the brothers or a darker, safer swirl. They love their women with curves and attitudes; they’re abuelas can cook; they can dance their a**es off; and they can curse us out or talk to us dirty in Spanish… either of which would probably lead to great sex. At least that’s the fantasy. And these Papi chulos right here do NOTHING to kill that fantasy.
We’ve seen her in jewelry before but we never thought we’d see her in “bracelets”… Don’t worry, she’s not in any real trouble, she was just filming a scene for her upcoming stint on the popular soap opera, One Life to Live! In honor of the reality star crossing over to scripted television, Kourt was feeling generous and decided to give a sneak peek on her blog: “Check out this sneak peek from my upcoming episode of One Life to Live! I play Kassandra Kavanaugh, and my character gets into trouble with the law. You’ll have to watch on March 28 on ABC to find out why. This was such a fun experience. I’ve always been a huge fan of One Life to Live so it was so surreal actually starring in it and playing a really fun character. I can’t wait for you guys to see it.” Word?? So you’re an actress now huh? Guess you can’t be any worse actress than your sister in her sex tape Disaster Movie. Source
We’ve seen her in jewelry before but we never thought we’d see her in “bracelets”… Don’t worry, she’s not in any real trouble, she was just filming a scene for her upcoming stint on the popular soap opera, One Life to Live! In honor of the reality star crossing over to scripted television, Kourt was feeling generous and decided to give a sneak peek on her blog: “Check out this sneak peek from my upcoming episode of One Life to Live! I play Kassandra Kavanaugh, and my character gets into trouble with the law. You’ll have to watch on March 28 on ABC to find out why. This was such a fun experience. I’ve always been a huge fan of One Life to Live so it was so surreal actually starring in it and playing a really fun character. I can’t wait for you guys to see it.” Word?? So you’re an actress now huh? Guess you can’t be any worse actress than your sister in her sex tape Disaster Movie. Source
‘I wanted to show you guys that I will never forget the support that you guys gave me,’ Disney star tells her fans. By Jocelyn Vena Demi Lovato Photo: Jason LaVeris/ WireImage In late October, Disney star Demi Lovato quit Twitter. Shortly after that, she entered a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. And after checking out of the center in January, Lovato has made strides towards her comeback. On Tuesday, Lovato reactivated her Twitter account @ddlovato . Her first tweet said simply, “Guess who’s baaaaaaaack…!!!!!!!” From there she went on a Twitter spree, getting support from the likes of Perez Hilton and Kim Kardashian in addition to her legions of dedicated fans. “I love you guys SO MUCH … this support is UNBELIEVABLE!! I’m tearing up I’m so thankful,” she wrote. “Achievement comes to those who are willing to walk as far as it takes till you get to what few have. Stay strong,” she added. Earlier on Tuesday, Lovato tweeted from her sister Dallas’ account. “Thinking of my fans … Oh how I MISSED YOU!!!!!! BUT I’M SO EXCITED I’M BACK!!!!!!! Hahahhaha,” she wrote, with her sister adding, “Yes I’ve been hacked by Demi. She just wanted 2 make u guys smile. Hahahha.” Lovato also shared with fans her new ink, which she said she got as a thank-you to them for sticking by her side during what she previously described as “the darkest time of my life.” “The journey that I went through and the support of my fans was so meaningful to me that I wanted to thank my fans in a way that I know can never be forgotten,” the singer said in a video posted on Cambio . “So I went ahead and I got a little heart tattoo on my wrist.” “It’s something that my fans were actually drawing on their wrists while I was still in treatment. Some people even got tattoos of it, so I wanted to show you guys that I will never forget the support that you guys gave me,” Lovato said. Related Photos The Evolution Of: Demi Lovato Related Artists Demi Lovato
‘I wanted to show you guys that I will never forget the support that you guys gave me,’ Disney star tells her fans. By Jocelyn Vena Demi Lovato Photo: Jason LaVeris/ WireImage In late October, Disney star Demi Lovato quit Twitter. Shortly after that, she entered a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. And after checking out of the center in January, Lovato has made strides towards her comeback. On Tuesday, Lovato reactivated her Twitter account @ddlovato . Her first tweet said simply, “Guess who’s baaaaaaaack…!!!!!!!” From there she went on a Twitter spree, getting support from the likes of Perez Hilton and Kim Kardashian in addition to her legions of dedicated fans. “I love you guys SO MUCH … this support is UNBELIEVABLE!! I’m tearing up I’m so thankful,” she wrote. “Achievement comes to those who are willing to walk as far as it takes till you get to what few have. Stay strong,” she added. Earlier on Tuesday, Lovato tweeted from her sister Dallas’ account. “Thinking of my fans … Oh how I MISSED YOU!!!!!! BUT I’M SO EXCITED I’M BACK!!!!!!! Hahahhaha,” she wrote, with her sister adding, “Yes I’ve been hacked by Demi. She just wanted 2 make u guys smile. Hahahha.” Lovato also shared with fans her new ink, which she said she got as a thank-you to them for sticking by her side during what she previously described as “the darkest time of my life.” “The journey that I went through and the support of my fans was so meaningful to me that I wanted to thank my fans in a way that I know can never be forgotten,” the singer said in a video posted on Cambio . “So I went ahead and I got a little heart tattoo on my wrist.” “It’s something that my fans were actually drawing on their wrists while I was still in treatment. Some people even got tattoos of it, so I wanted to show you guys that I will never forget the support that you guys gave me,” Lovato said. Related Photos The Evolution Of: Demi Lovato Related Artists Demi Lovato
Now, new pictures have emerged of Kate Middleton wearing her hair scraped back into a chic, messy bun following lunch at posh London restaurant Mosimann’s with fiancé Prince William and her sister and maid of honor, Pippa. Hair today, talk tomorrow. Kate Middleton‘s signature blowout is causing a bit of a stir in London, where women are coming into her hair salon, Richard Ward, and asking for the “Kate,” a source tells us. And last month in Wales, she famously topped off a windblown ponytail
‘Kill Bill’ actor wanted by the law for reported unpaid spousal and child support. By Shawn Adler Michael Madsen Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images He was the target of a hard search from The Bride in “Kill Bill.” Now actor Michael Madsen finds himself wanted by another woman in relation to his past sins. And this time, it’s no movie. An arrest warrant has been issued for “Sin City” and “Reservoir Dogs” star, who reportedly owes $570,000 in unpaid child and spousal support, according to TMZ . The warrant, which under United States law allows for the arrest and detention of the accused by any law enforcement officer, was issued after the 53-year-old Madsen failed to show up for a hearing regarding his unpaid support last week. Whether he ultimately turns himself in or gets caught and brought to jail, Madsen will have to pay a hefty fine to get back out, with a reported bail of $26,000, according to documents obtained by the gossip website. The Chicago native and Steppenwolf Theater Company veteran, who recently voiced the alien Kilowog in the animated “Green Lantern: First Flight,” and is set to appear in some two dozen upcoming movies according to IMDB.com, has been married three times, to actress Georganne LaPiere, DeAnna Madsen and Jeannine Bisignano, with whom he has two sons. An accomplished poet and photographer, Madsen is perhaps best known for his iconic role of Vic Vega aka Mr. Blond in Quentin Tarantino’s “Reservoir Dogs.” It has long been rumored that Tarantino was developing a sequel for Madsen and “Pulp Fiction” star John Travolta, who would star together as “The Vega Brothers.” For more information on what you can do to help with earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan head to MTV Act , or text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation.
The idiosyncratic comic sings ‘Annie,’ shaves head, and lampoons ‘The Hangover’ on long running sketch comedy show. By Shawn Adler Zach Galifianakis on “Saturday Night Live” Photo: NBC After a well-received performance from host Miley Cyrus last week that contained funny, if fairly straightforward and typical sketches, Saturday Night Live wasted no time in racing back to its anti-comedy roots, thanks to an appearance last night (March 12) from the improvisational and idiosyncratic Zach Galifianakis, who was hosting the program for the second time. Galifianakis set the episode’s tone early, delivering a monologue chock full of non-sequiturs (“In April, I’ll be babysitting my sister’s kids,” he said. “Via Skype.”), before plunging with gusto into a lip-synched performance of the song “Tomorrow” from “Annie.” Adorned in the character’s iconic short red dress, Galifianakis pranced and skipped across the stage while pretending to sing at the top of his lungs, simultaneously pulling back cue cards to goad the audience in a bizarre cross between Andy Kaufman’s “Mighty Mouse” and Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues.” “Clap if you endorse medical marijuana,” one cue card read. “I smoke so much pot sometimes I forget to smoke it,” read another. “Dukakis 2012,” read the last. From there, Galifianakis appeared as an audience member vocally disappointed that he was at a taping of “The Talk” rather than his preferred “The View,” and an airhorn blowing comic in a pre-taped bit titled “The Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Tour.” But while he also took turns alternately playing the Captain of the Titanic and a Canadian talk show host with a penchant for long vowels, the show’s highlight might have been when Galifianakis appeared on the long running skit “Scared Straight” alongside Kenan Thompson. Wheeled in on a gurney and dressed to look like Hannibal Lector, Galifianakis and Thompson played words like musical notes, turning names and titles like Helena Bonham Carter, Colin Firth and “Home Alone” into borderline filthy and scatological puns. “And there won’t be a baby and a papoose, it’ll be a baby’s arm in your caboose,” Galifianakis punned, referencing his star turn in “The Hangover.” Galifianakis also appeared on the digital short, which revolved around the comic interviewing children to be his new personal assistant. The musical guest was Jessie J, who brought along B.o.B to perform “Price Tag” during the show’s musical interlude. What did you think of Galifianakis’s performance on “Saturday Night Live?” Which skit was the funniest? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below. For more information on what you can do to help with earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan head to MTV Act , or text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation.
