Darcie Wilder’s second book, Literally Show Me A Healthy Person, is a stylized, free-flowing collection of thoughts. In the excerpt below, the voice of @MTVNews waxes about Britney Spears, mortality, and relationships. the skin on the tops of my hands are splitting apart. just like my parents did. and their parents before them ’stronger to… Read more »
Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch… But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets… We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
With SKIN-depth Movie Reviews, we set out to look at films both new and classic, and how crucial the sex and nudity are to ones enjoyment of the film. Does the film hold up without them or is it an essential component of their success? Let’s find out…… read more
Beyonce is making pregnancy look easy these days. Last week, the beloved superstar shared a few new photos of her baby bump , posing in style and looking as beautiful as ever. She also shared some pictures of her and daughter Blue Ivy having fun on Snapchat. But while all may look pleasant and easy for Beyonce at the moment, a source tells E! News that her fans should not be deceived. The singer is struggling a bit. An insider tells this typically reliable outlet that Beyonce is having a “harder time this pregnancy” when it comes to “keeping up her energy,” a tidbit that really ought to come as no surprise. The artist is having twins, after all. That means she has, like, twice as many babies in her womb as she had the last time she was expecting. Still, this doesn’t mean Beyonce is having any second thoughts or regrets. She understands her situation. And she’s grateful for it. “She loves being pregnant,” the same insider adds. Beyonce and Jay Z announced this blessed development on February 1. They did so in their usual fashion, controlling their own narrative and revealing just enough about the babies on their way, while still keeping certain pieces of information (such as gender and due date) a mystery. “We would like to share our love and happiness,” the beloved couple wrote on Instagram, along with an artistic image of Beyonce pregnant . The musicians concluded their simple statement as follows: “We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters.” Since this time, neither Bey nor Jay has really spoken out on the pregnancy. But Beyonce did perform at the Grammys and the stars did sit front row last month at the NBA All-Star Game. They haven’t exactly gone into hiding. Delving further into Beyonce’s life at the moment, E! News writes that the star has maintained her typically health-conscious diet, yet she’s less strict with it now than when two people are not growing inside of her. “She splurges when she wants to and hasn’t taken her weight gain as a negative thing,” the website writes, adding: “She is a confident women in her skin whatever size she is [and] embraces it.” You better believe that Beyonce won’t be documenting her urgent need to shed the baby weight after she gives birth in the near future, unlike certain other celebrities who may or may not remain nameless. ( Kim Kardashian .) In closing, this revealing updates makes two notes that may be of interest to anyone in the Beyhive or anyone who likes to circle around the Beyhive: View Slideshow: Beyonce: Nude, Pregnant and Gorgeous in New Photo Shoot ONE: Beyonce and Jay Z do, indeed, knows the genders of their upcoming children. But they are keeping that information to themselves. TWO: Forget what you heard in the past about any kind of marital strife. No divorce is imminent. Everything is all good. “The love [between Jay Z and Beyoncé] is authentic and real,” the source shares, adding of Beyonce’s rapping other half: “Jay is a good dad and husband. He’d do anything for Bey.”
Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars… Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do… This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it… The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad… The post Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pam Anderson still got fake tits…that she takes out with her when she’s invited to fancy places thanks to being Pam Anderson…and the whole 90s revival..where Tommy Hilfiger and Guess are re-releasing the shirts you wore in High School and despite being a leathery mom….she’s still looking ok…I mean she’s so plastic surgery ridden – how could she look anything but leathery and amazing…there’s not much give left in her skin, and her tits are probably her 5th upgrade…making them as youthful as you’d want in tits, it’s the pussy I’d be most concerned with though….a pussy I remember jerking off to back in the Honeymoon Tape years…they were wonderful times…. The post Pam Anderson Big Fake Tits for Fashion Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kailyn Lowry has a lot on her plate these days. In addition to her on-camera duties as one of the stars of Teen Mom 2, Kailyn has a book to promote; she’s a full-time college student; and the bulk of the hosting duties for this season’s live after-shows have fallen to her and Leah Messer, as Jenelle Evans and Chelsea Houska both have infants at home. Despite all of that, however, it seems Kail is looking to fill up her schedule even more – and now some fans are wondering if she’s making sufficient time for her two sons. Last night, Kailyn asked her Twitter followers if she should embark on a book tour to promote her memoir, Hustle & Heart . While most were in favor of the idea, several expressed concerns about Kailyn giving her kids and her education short shrift due to her many professional commitments. “The thing is she’ll be gone from her kids even more now just to have an extra buck in her pocket poor kids “Don’t you have school to finish? Or is the book tour your chance to delay graduation again?” Kail clapped back to the latter comment, tweeting: “Ever heard of the weekend?” Hey, it’s her life and she can manage her days however she pleases, but this must be the first time that we’ve ever heard a working single mom who’s enrolled in college classes boast about how much free time she has on weekends. Obviously, accusing Teen Mom stars of negligent parenting has long been a favorite activity on Teen Mom Twitter, and the cast has complained about it repeatedly. Kail’s kids seem well-adjusted, and she appears to have a strong support network, but it is difficult to imagine she could spread herself this thin and still devote herself fully to each of her endeavors. Lowry might be getting annoyed by having to respond to the skeptical fans on social media, but at least there’s a bright side to the controversy over her hectic schedule: It should overshadow all the rumors about Kailyn being pregnant with her third child. That’s kind of a silver lining, right? Watch Teen Mom 2 online to see Kailyn go H.A.M. on the daily. But if you’re tempted to tweet time management suggestions, maybe hold off for a bit. She seems to be getting a lot of that these days. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
Demi Lovato has remained relatively quiet over the past few weeks. She hasn’t released any new music. She hasn’t been spotted out in public much. She hasn’t posted any cryptic or particularly interesting messages on social media. But now we know why. Now we understand that Lovato simply wanted to build up an air of anticipation for what she just unleashed on unsuspecting followerrs. And what she unleashed was this: The most revealing Instagram photo in the history of her account. We’re not exaggerating. The 24-year old singer stunned fans on Thursday by sharing a photo of herself in a beaded one-piece, something that can only be described as a “catsuit,” which features a plunging neckline and strategic black beading. How strategic? If it weren’t there, we’d see ALL of Demi’s goodies. The artist paired this skintight suit with patent pumps and tousled waves. Simply put, she looks amazing. Lovato did not include a caption with the sizzling (and we mean SIZZLING) snapshot because, really, what is there to say?!? “Slay mum,” one wrote clearly impressed Internet user, while another added: “Hot damn! You are perfect.” And yet another tagged a friend and asked, “you see?!? Beautiful AF.” The almost X-rated photo has already garnered close to 1.5 million Likes. And it’s easy to see why. Lovato made her romance with Luke Rockhold Instagram official in November when she posted a picture (below) of herself and the UFC fighter out and above, seated side-by-side and looking very cozy. About six months earlier, Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama shocked everyone when they ended their six-year long relationship. But what’s most impressive about Lovato’s racy image above is how it is representative of how far the artist has come. As she isn’t afraid to talk about in public, Demi spent many months in rehab in 2010. She entered the facility due to drug and alcohol problems, but also due to an eating disorder. Lovato also cut herself back in the day due to a severe lack of self-confident. There’s simply no way the teenage Demi Lovato ever would have seen herself posing for this kind of picture. Having arrived at a place of happiness and confidence, Lovato has used her platform to send as many positive messages about one’s body image as she can. “Regardless of what society tells you these days… You don’t have to have a thigh gap to be beautiful,” Lovato wrote as a caption, for example, to THIS BIKINI SELFIE awhile back. “It is possible to love your body the way it is. #fitness #health #acceptance #selflove,” she added at the time. View Slideshow: Demi Lovato Tattoos: Which is Your Favorite? In an old interview with Glam Belleza Latina magazine, the stars also said she used to “tried to conform to what everyone thinks is beautiful.” But now? “I no longer look at my body and think, ‘Oh my gosh, I have such a fat butt’ or ‘I hate my thighs,” she said at the time. “On some days I don’t love them. But, you know, that’s one of the things that makes me me . We love Demi Lovato. You keep doing you, girl. And, based on that photo, we know a bunch of guys who would LOVE to do you, if you catch our sexual drift.
Rachel Lindsay may have made history when, as The Bachelor spoilers predicted, she was announced as The Bachelorette for 2017. But despite being the first African-American lead in the franchise’s history – spanning 34 seasons – she says race is a non-factor for her. While Rachel Lindsay as The Bachelorette will, by definition, lead to a lot of news stories about her race, she’s not focused on it at all. Regarding both her own “historic” status or the race of the suitors who will be competing for her heart later this year, it’s not on her radar. “Physically, I really don’t have a type,” Rachel told People . “I’m very open, which I think will be really exciting when the guys come out the limo because I don’t know what I’m going to get!” Interracial relationships are not new to her, she says. “My dad’s side of the family is all intermixed,” she said. “If you came home and saw my family, you would see that everyone looks different.” “From aunts, uncles and the cousins to brother-in-laws. We’re very accepting. It’s really about finding love,” Rachel, 31, tells the publication. “Not what the person looks like on the outside.” The Dallas attorney added in another interview on Good Morning America that she’s not any different from previous stars of the hit show: “I’m honored to have this opportunity and to represent myself as an African-American woman and I just hope that people rally behind me.” “[Like] they did in Nick’s season. Even though I’m an African-American woman, it’s not different from any other Bachelorette.” And yet it is, by definition, as The Bachelor franchise has long been criticized for not being very diverse. And by very, we mean at all. Usually, only a few minorities are cast, if that. Of those that do make the cut, most end up being let go very fast, which makes Rachel’s trip to the end of Nick’s season pretty remarkable. One of the top four contestants on Nick Viall‘s current season of The Bachelor, she was announced early in a surprising move by ABC. Lindsay has not even been let go by Nick at this point. The only other Bachelor franchise lead who was a minority was Juan Pablo Galavis, a Venezuela native who starred in 2013. Rachel literally cannot come across worse than JPG. Andi Dorfman was the first Jewish Bachelorette in 2014, Kaitlyn Bristowe (2015) is Canadian, and 2016’s JoJo Fletcher is half Iranian. None will get the attention of Lindsay, however. Nick personally took to Instagram to praise the choice in a lengthy post gushing about both the girl and her selection as the next star. Writes Viall of the torch being passed: “Bachelor Nation doesn’t know how it all goes down yet, but [saying goodbye to] Rachel was one of the most heartbreaking moments of my life.” “I have met very few people who possess as much beauty, grace, and charisma as Rachel and [I couldn’t be] more excited.” “Bachelor Nation is so lucky to have her but not as lucky as the group of men who will have a chance at winning her heart.” “No one is better prepared to show Bachelor Nation, and the world, the beauty of embracing diversity.” “Good luck Rachel, not that you’ll be needing it. I’m so proud and happy for you, I’m honored to be able to call you a friend. I can’t wait to watch your journey!!” On her blog, another former star of The Bachelorette, Ali Fedotowsky, shared similar thoughts on Lindsay’s casting: “I am so thrilled for her! Us Bachelorettes are all close and I am so happy to welcome Rachel to the group!” “She’s cute, smart, sweet and sassy! I cannot wait to see her find love! Such a perfect choice as the new Bachelorette.” “And yes, I am very happy to see a little diversity join our family!!!” “Rachel said it best, her journey to find love will be no different just because the color of her skin is.” “I think this is such an exciting time for the franchise and I will be watching her on her quest to find the one!” View Slideshow: Rachel Lindsay: The Bachelorette Star in Photos!
I get it, an 18 year old shouldn’t be disgusting to look at, and not because fat is in, slut shaming is out, exhibitionism is in, because slut shaming is out, and fat is in….but because at 18, even the fatties aren’t supposed to be gross to look at, even if most fatties are gross to look at…..but this one isn’t at disgustingly fat, but for some reason she might as well be…because she’s going to be dumpy, and even with the skin being 18, or just turned 19, and her barely legal marketing campaign that’s been going on the last year is closing out, she’s still dumpy to me…and that tightness, even with breast reduction made the tits much perkier…she’s still dumpy to me…and when I look at Ariel Winter…I see nothing but a pile of melted butter that’s starting to harden..just a fucking gross pile of not overly liquid diarrhea…you know.. But I know that people love her, they watched her on TV, they are creeps and think she’s amazing, they just buy into her marketing nad huge tits, and barely clothed outfits and think it’s great…probably because they are the middle americans, the masses, the walmart shoppers with no taste, who think McDonalds is a gourmet meal..and wine is for faggots…you know that group of low lives you are probably part of, who may fuck their duaghters, or who have daughters who are an ugly and fatter version of this, because your wife or whatever you fuck is a monster making this rich, on TV girl a fantasy…but now where I’m from, she’s no fantasy to me…and the only reason I follow her or post her is amazement that is is what the American people want…kind of the 2017 trend I’d say… The post Ariel Winter and her Boyfriend in Love as She Shows Off Her Gross Young Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .