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Amy Winehouse Cleanin’ Up Her Image of the Day

It’s nice to see that Amy Winehouse cleaned up her act, you know, avoiding a huge puddle she would have otherwise bathed in, or drank back when she was at her worst and her skin was scabbing up and the rest of her was dying off and probably smelling really fucking bad. A time before she befriended teenage black girl in the Caribbean, back when she was at rock bottom except for the fact that she was making huge money and having the time of her life, but what you don’t see in these pictures is that the source of the shit she’s avoiding on the street is her vagina, the sludge just pours out of her like her pussy is a garden hose, if garden hoses were made out of rotting flesh…. Pics via Bauer

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50 Cent Shows His ‘Imperfections’ On Before I Self Destruct Cover

‘I wanted to do something that was completely different than I’ve ever done,’ Fif says of the artwork. By Shaheem Reid 50 Cent Photo: MTV News NEW YORK — 50 Cent looks part demon, part battle-scarred Terminator on the cover of his upcoming LP Before I Self Destruct. The artwork shows a close-up of 50’s face with the skin burning off, and underneath, there’s a fiery skull

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A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis of the Day

Here’s a story of a man who wanted to have a bigger penis, so he decided to attach a weight to the shit and it swelled 5 times its original size and turn black like he was a rapper or some shit, but instead of getting a fat white girl, he got an embarrassing visit from the firemen who had to cuz the weight off his dick and I have a feeling this motherfucker reads my site, because that kind of desperation for an average sized dick is only something I’d expect from you. On a sidenote, I used to follow the Circumsized Support Group, because I thought it was funny that people actually had a support group because they were circumsized without their consent as kids and part of their recovery process was to attach weights to their dicks to stretch the skin out and give the illusion that they were never hacked the fuck up. But I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny, so watch the video.

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Miranda Kerr Is Skin Tight!

These pictures of Miranda Kerr in her skin tight dress are pretty much the definition of perfection. I don’t know where she going or why, but I would like to follow her wherever she goes. That sounded pretty creepy, I’m not a stalkier, all I meant was I would like to walk behind her for a few days staring at her gorgeous supermodel ass neatly packed into her tight dress and maybe take a few pictures for my scrapbook.

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Pixie Lott Is A Guitar Hero

Here’s cutie Pixie Lott promoting Guitar Hero 5. I’m always turned on by a girl who plays an instrument, even if that instrument is fake. I wonder if Pixie can also play the skin flute..

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Racism Sells

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Paris Hilton: Overcooked…Or Just Right?

Hey Paris…didn’t anyone ever tell you not to wear orange and red together. Oh wait, that orange is your skin color…. Paris Hilton stepped out of the tanning salon looking straight out of the fryer

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Cougar Convention in San Francisco of the Day

Here’s a funny convention that I think I should organize the after party to, because Cougars in their knowledge of cock, need for male attention and love for younger cock because the chances of it ending up in another failed marriage are slim to none, keeping the relationship strictly fucking sexual is amazing to come across one night randomly at the bar, but much more amazing to walk in on a whole group of bitches who have already embraced the lifestyle enough to travel to conventions designed for them, you know this isn’t a one too many drink situation, this is a lifestyle, just be sure to wear a fuckin’ condom, cuz these older whores are known to be dirty from fuckin’ a lot and not using condoms since getting pregnant is a lot of the time all they really want…. Sure this is an example of giving women too many rights, making them think this lifestyle is amazing, when really they are miserable and just wish they had a man to serve and be controlled by, but at least they put out…

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Hayden Panettiere in Her Pink Spandex Shorts of the Day

When I first saw these Hayden pics, I thought “gross, I can see her balls” or vagina shaped like balls, like she was a gay dude on rollerskates, but as I saw them from a little closer I may or may not have got a little turned on. There’s just something about tight spandex, vagina hugging shorts that drive me a little bananas, shit just gets my nuts goin nuts, even if the bitch is built like a pick-up truck, maybe even is a little manly in her stance, or short in her stature, but these shorts just cancel all that out and are a huge reason why I sit by the bike path every weekend watching rollerbladers go by cuz they aren’t just for celebs you know, they are everywhere and I love them.

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The Georgetown Cuddler is Amazing of the Day

This dude is the single greatest sex offender I have come across. Just yesterday I was telling this hot chick I was walking down the street with that it’d be amazing to randomly hug people, you know just videotape us walking up to random people from behind and giving them a real solid fuckin’ hug, something loving that you’d expect to get from an old friend, just to see their reaction, but this weirdo, the Georgetown Cuddler, took it to the next fucking level, snuck into beds at night and cuddled up to single girls and that deserves a fuckin’ toast, or even a minor celebration cuz that is on some whole other level that I wish I was creepy enough to be on but still feel like I connect with…Especially since “Cuddles” used to be my obnoxious catch phrase when ripping into people online…

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