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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Denim Booty

I’m still not sure if I’m a big fan of the skinny jeans, mostly because lately the only people I see wearing them are very effeminate hipster straight males usually accompanied by a neckerchief of some stupid glasses without any lenses, but if they’re going to be worn like this I’m all for it. Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara showing off her incredible curves in some really tight denims. This works for me. I think that skinny jeans on hot females paired with some high heels is definitely the way to go. Hot.

Pam Anderson Brings Her Hepatits / Tits to an Event of the Day

There’s almost always something hot about women with terminal diseases….not cuz I’m a pervert who is into premature necrophilia …or an opportunist who takes advantage of half dead women in their hospital beds at their longterm care facilities cuz they can’t say no…or even someone into Anna Nicole Smithin’ a rich lady like she was an oil tycoon looking for hot arm candy prositutes to change their oxygen tanks in exchange for an inheritance…or even cuz I look at them and reflect on their lives and the number of cocks they’ve had over the course of a lifetime…and love the idea of whores in any state of health… Or maybe I just find something hot about women with terminal STDs….cuz I know they risked their lives by fucking and that’s some commitment to being a whore…. Here’s Pam Anderson actually looking like death…rockin’ her favortie date she can’t shake we call Hepatits to an event and whether she does or not her fake tits will live on forever…or at least a couple of thousand years it will take for them to decompose…

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Rachel Bilson Fucking Sucks…and not in a Good Way…of the Day

Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans…. Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.

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“No Horizontal Stripes” & Other Plus-Size Fashion “Rules” That Are Meant To Be Broken!

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Plus-size fashion rules are for the birds! They’re designed to shame women into hiding their bodies, rather than empowering them to just wear what they want! Bottom Line: Rules are meant to be broken. Wear what makes you happy! Here’s what Nicolette Mason told Refinery 29 : “Head-to-Toe Black is The Most Flattering” —While I certainly love my monochromatic looks, I’m also in love with the bright, punchy colors that Jil Sander, Gucci, and Prada’s spring collections made me lust after. Now if only my budget (and waist line) were more accommodating… Plus-size retailers have followed the direction of fashion’s heavyweights (no pun intended) to offer plus-size individuals similar runway-influenced styles. Colorblocking isn’t limited to a size number! _ “Avoid Denim, Especially Skinny Jeans” —I was completely baffled when I came across a column on what plus-size women should avoid, and found that the columnist discouraged the use of denim, insisting that they only highlight problem areas. As for the “skinny jeans” part? False! Actually, if you are concerned with clothes being “flattering,” a slim, fitted cut can elongate the length of your legs, creating a slimming effect. But more importantly, skinny jeans are a good look. I’d hardly recommend you saddle up with a pair of boot cuts, right..? A great pair of well-fitting jeans are an essential part of every wardrobe! _ “Never Wear Horizontal Stripes!” —I get why stripes can be intimidating, really, but there are so many new cuts and shapes and silhouettes adorned with simple stripes that there are just too many cute options to dismiss the notion of horizontal stripes entirely. The key with styling stripes (on any body shape!) is to pay attention to fit, shape, and colors, and using these factors to help create balance in your outfit. If the thought of all-over stripes is still too much, you can break up patterns by adding a “third piece”—like a cardigan, blazer, or vest. Read the rest & find out where to purchase these items here ! 10 Crop Tops For Under $50 (And 3 Tips On How To Wear Them!) 3 Essential Rules To Remember When Wearing White

“No Horizontal Stripes” & Other Plus-Size Fashion “Rules” That Are Meant To Be Broken!

Emma Roberts’ Long Legs In Skinny Jeans

I like this Emma Roberts bird, she keeps getting better and better looking every time I see her. I think it may have something to do with the fact that she’s getting older and starting to look more like a woman. Here she is out the other day getting coffee in a tight pair of skinny jeans and high heels. Do most women wears heels this high when they run errands? Anyhow, it’s working for me so I hope she keeps it up. Those legs go on forever.

Fergie Works Skinny Jeans & Stripper Heels

I love a chick in insanely high heels, so these pictures of Fergie in some stripper shoes standing in front of a hotel are kinda giving me a chub despite her beat up old face. It’s possible that it’s because she reminds me of a prostitute waiting for her ride to the next ‘job’, but I can’t control that, I like what I like. Obviously she doesn’t look like a hooker, she’s far too old, but those skinny jeans and heels are working for me.

Travis Barker’s New Fashion Line Doing Fabulous

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Exiting Katsuya, Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker reports that his new fashion line is doing great and that things in general are great for the dude. Are the new skinny jeans in yet, Trav?

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Travis Barker’s New Fashion Line Doing Fabulous

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Exiting Katsuya, Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker reports that his new fashion line is doing great and that things in general are great for the dude. Are the new skinny jeans in yet, Trav?

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Travis Barker’s New Fashion Line Doing Fabulous

Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel And Friends

I feel like there should be some hot stripper music playing in the background while I stare intensely at these pictures of supermodels Adriana Lima , Candice Swanepoel and their hot Victoria’s Secret friends in there sexy little dresses. Oh my god, if I ever found a strip club that had hot women like this I’d have to cash in my Bar Mitzvah money ASAP so I could move into one of the private dance rooms in the back. Heaven. more pictures of Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel And friends here

Megan Fox Needs To Liven Up

I can’t tell if these are pictures of Megan Fox or of a wax replica at the Madam Tussauds Wax Museum . I’m not kidding, she looks pretty creepy just standing there all shiny. I guess the best way to find out would be to check for melted handprints on her ass and boobs. I wouldn’t be against having a Megan Fox statue in my house, we could make fajitas and watch Grey’s Anatomy together. Good times.