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Mickey Rourke is Still Fucking Hot Skinny Big Footed Pussy of the Day

The funny picture about Mickey Rourke in these pictures is that he wants to look like he’s all rock and roll, you know with his whole weathered drug addict who was in a meth lab fire face, giving the finger to the paparazzi, while knowing that the paparazzi are his friends and the only reason this hot pussy with big feet is walking in public with him, if there was no celebrity and there was no fame, and he wasn’t in the movies and wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, he’d just be some weird lookin’ dude on the street that a bitch like this would probably not bother throwing money at, because she’d be too scared he’d back alley rape her, so it is safe to say she’s with him because we all have dreams and sometimes letting Mickey Rourke inside of you is a means to an end or some shit….

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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s supermodel Doutzen Kroes in her sexy swimsuit posing on the beach for some Victoria’s Secret shoot I think. I guess it doesn’t really matter.

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Miranda Kerr is Skinny in Some Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr was out working, if you can really consider this work, considering it looks more like a bitch sittin gon the beach having pictures taken of her, something I’m pretty sure we’d all be willing to do if it meant getting the fuck away for a week, if anything it is the shit we try to save 1000 dollars for, and by we, I mean you, because I’ve never really been on vacation and if I had 1000 dollars, it wouldn’t be spent on trips to beaches, but instead on trips to the local brothel and drug dealer, but that’s not really worth dreaming about, because I don’t even remember the last time I had 1000 dollars to my name, but I think it was when I was 14 after spending a month working for some rich man on his garden, if you know what I mean…..and if you don’t, I mean I was a child hooker, much like a child star but far less rewarding and harder to walk. Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr’s Skinny Body in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.

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Kate Beckinsale Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale the “ Sexiest Woman Alive ” for 2009. I’m not one to argue with hot lists because they’re bullshit and just cheap ploy to sell more issues, but isn’t she the Sexiest MILF Alive ? And wouldn’t that have been a better marketing strategy than some lame hot list

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Lindsay Lohan’s Skinny Girl Catwalk

Here’s Lindsay Lohan strutting her skinny girl stuff on the catwalk with some designer for Paris Fashion Week. I got to say, I like it. She’s skinny, blond, hot and still has her nice plump front me to hold on to.

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Ashlee Simpson Showing Off Her Skinny Body of the Day

Ashlee Simpson’s back on the scene and she’s looking pretty fucking skinng and I guess the only real damage from making a deal with the devil in order to have the love of her life, a homosexual singer named Pete Wentz, knock her up is that she’s slowly turning into a bird, that or her nosejob nose is just more pronounced now that she’s stopped eating, one of the many tricks she’s busted out in hopes of seducing Wentz because he constantly turns her down when she comes on to him and always needs to come up with a solid excuse to lower her self esteem enough so that she stops putting him in that awkward position. You know, in the beginning it was that her nose was too big, so she developed a complex and got it fixed, then it was that she was pregnant from turning his gay-sex condoms inside out and fucking herself with them to lock him in, so she gave birth, than it was that she was too fat and disgusting since the baby, so she starved herself and started working out, and even that wasn’t good enough to get him hard, so while he’s at home thinking of his next excuse to turn down sex, she’s out wearing revealing clothes to get some male attention…any male attention because she is so deprived at home. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Ashley Tisdale In Sexy Tight Jeans And High Heels

Here’s Ashley Tisdale heading out with British pop singer Jay Sean , wearing tight jeans and hooker heals.

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Audrina Patridge’s Got Ass

Here’s Audrina Patridge shooting a scene for “The Hills”. Normally, when I do posts on Audrina , I’m always focused on her fake breasts and have never noticed her skinny little ass , but not this time because the Paparazzi managed to get us some great shots. Anyway, I’m not sure what she is doing in this picture, either she’s having a hard time in those high heels or it’s an invitation to something very special.

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Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

The good thing about girls getting knocked up when they are young is that they bounce back a hell of a lot better than my wife did. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that these bitches have hired help to pretty much do every single thing in the house and for the kid while they just sit around talking about her husbands homosexuality or whatever the fuck they talk about and here she is making an appearace because I guess she’s ready to work again.

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