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Katie Holmes to Play Slutty Pumpkin on How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother has cast Katie Holmes as the Slutty Pumpkin . If you watch the show, you know that this person has been spoken of at length for six years but never before shown her face. If you’re not a

Cynthia Nixon sex pictures

Cynthia is the redhead from the slutty Sex And The City and here she is being fucked hard nude in these sex pictures Continue reading

Marielle Jaffe’s Hot Facebook Hacked Pics of the Day

I saw Scream 4 yesterday. It was actually pretty good. Shit had me freaked out, it tricked me a little but I’ve always liked the Scream Movies cuz they are clever and comical…even if the scariest thing in the whole thing is Neve Campbell’s face and Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery…..and the funniest thing is David Arquette’s horrible acting… Hayden Panettiere flexed her tits and looked hot, Emma Roberts looked good in distress and this other bitch named Marielle Jaffe, who I knew was going to be one of the first to go because I had never heard of her, especially because she looked like a stripper pretty much confirming her purpose to the movie…. So when these slutty facebook pics of her, you know the kind you know she’s using to get this big break out there and secured, were emailed to me, I was happy to look at them, and even happy to share them to you, cuz I’m always down for new pussy eager to get famous posing half naked for her friends and family…cuz it’s just a matter of time before she starts doing it for the world. She’s definitely one to look out for…cuz things are gonna get slutty…I can tell

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Miley Cyrus Legs in Leather Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus showed off her legs in leather shorts…and no one cared because she turned 18 almost a year ago and that makes her slutty outfits obsolete…cuz at 17, slutty outfits get noticed and perverts get excited but once you’re legal, you gotta whole new level of expectation to live up to, and it usually starts with topless pics and pussy flashes and usually ends with snuff films and everything in between is acceptable…while these pics, possibly hot but I am unable to process them, cuz they didn’t quite make the cut and aren’t quite dirty enough for any 18 year old smut…but I guess if I think hard enough about her incest, slutting out as a youth and giving Disney execs blowjobs, I can make these work for me, but that’s just way too much work for something so insignificant…

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Miley Cyrus Legs in Leather Shorts of the Day

Taylor Momsen for Nylon TV Korea of the Day

I’ve been trying to get Taylor Momsen to answer me on the twitter the last month, she just ignores me. Maybe cuz she’s one of those young cunts who thinks she’s better than me, you know cuz reality hasn’t slapped her in the fucking face and given her spoiled brat trashy cunt ass a little perspective, or maybe cuz I’m generally creepy to young girls, like some kind of predator with an erection in his sweat pants…. Not that it matters… Cuz she still delivers the slutty teenager in pictures, and pictures are good enough for me cuz I’m old school like that and don’t need videos to get off, if anything video just distracts me from the challenge that lies ahead of me…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t then you’ve never been an impotent pervert faced with an almost legal girl, milking her age by slutting out in lingerie, giving everyone with nothing better to do, something to talk about… Here she is for Nylon TV Korea. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Jayde Nicole’s Talents Are Going To Waste

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole doing nothing the other night in her little booty shorts and somewhat see through top. That’s pretty much all there is to this crap, if you look closely you can just barely see her bra. Whooptidoo! If you want to get some attention, dip those fat things in some whipped cream then some chocolate sprinkles or something and then get one of your slutty friends to help clean them up. Those would be some worthwhile pictures. I’m waiting.

Karissa Shannon’s White Trash Bottom Feeding Ass in Clothes of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother looking at pictures of Karissa Shannon in her clothes when you can just watch her Sex Tape …. It’s like this bitch doesn’t fucking exist when she’s walking around like a normal person, cuz all that matters and all that she’s accomplished is that she fucked a colored dude on camera, packaged it and sold it. She’s beyond useless, despite getting naked and fucking on camera actually being useful in so many way, just not for any self-respecting woman, which in so many ways makes her even more useful… I am not sure what I am getting at, but I think it has to do with the fact that I don’t really get why I am posting this, when I can just slip in the DVD like you want to slip into her, unfortuanately, I don’t own a TV….not that it matters, I figure if I really want to watch porn, I’ll deal with real pornstars, not nude models trying to advance their useless cunt careers, a strategy that worked out awesome for this idiot…since we all expected this to be the only way her nude model career to go, except maybe her… Who cares…here’s her trailer trash lookin’ slut ass that will one day end up in the welfare line…cuz you’re into that shit…

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day