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Candice Swanepoel Shows Us Her Good Side

I don’t know why I wasn’t invited to this year’s Costume Institute Gala , I like to dress up in an adult costume and pretend I’ve got a real job. Sometimes in the afternoon, after my nap of course, I like to put on a nice suit, loosen the tie like I’ve had a long day at the office and head out to the local happy hour to hit on unsuspecting business hotties. Good times. Anyhow, here’s Candice Swanepoel at the party last night showing off her perky chesticular goodness. Nicely done.

Gracie Carvalho Hot Bikini Pictures

We’re all aware that a whole bunch of Victoria’s Secret models have been down on the beach somewhere posing for the new swimsuit catalogue or whatever, Candice Swanepoel has been all over the internet, but I thought I might introduce one of the lesser known hotties. Here’s Gracie Carvalho showing off her amazing bikini goodness in her nice little yellow bikini. Now this is a hot piece I wouldn’t mind getting a bite out of. Call me.

Aliona Vilani Bikini Booty Pictures

If you know who this Aliona Vilani chick is, you’re either obsessed with nobodies in bikinis or you spend way too much time watching European dance competitions. Either way it’s a little weird. Anyhow, she’s apparently one of the dancers on Strictly Come Dancing , if anybody cares, and she looks really good in a little bikini. At least most of her looks good in a bikini, her face is pretty man-ish, but that booty more than makes up for it. Is it rude to ask a chick to constantly walk backwards? I didn’t think so.

Maryna Linchuk’s Awesome Bikini Hotness

Alright, I’m done for the week, it’s time for a nap and some delicious gin and tonics. But before I go I couldn’t resist leaving you perverts with some pictures of another Victoria’s Secret model hanging out half naked on the beach. This time it’s someone named Maryna Linchuk’s turn to crank up the heat in a sexy photoshoot. This beach town must be a magical place when the Victoria’s Secret models come to shore once a year.

Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton & Toni Garnn: Hottest Threesome Ever

These pictures of Lindsay Ellingson , Erin Heatherton and Toni Garrn are almost too much to handle. Three blonde Victoria’s Secret supermodels shouldn’t be allowed to get all up close and personal like this. They should at least throw in a brunette or an asian Victoria’s Secret supermodel to mix things up a little. You know, keep it fresh. Are there any asian Victoria’s Secret supermodels? I want one.

Erin Heatherton Supermodel Bikini Twit Pic

Obviously you know how much I love Twitter , not because it helps bring people and ideas together or any of that crap, but because it gives hot women around the world a place where they can post pictures of themselves either naked or half naked or just in some sort of playfully hot pose. Here’s supermodel Erin Heatherton doing her thing in a sexy little bikini during a vacation down in Mexico. Perfection.

Candice Swanepoel Takes Her Top Off

We all know how special supermodels like Candice Swanepoel are and we shouldn’t take them for granted, so when I get shots of the hottie with her top off you know I’m going to be posting this goodness. Here she is in some sexy fashion photoshoot looking as hot as ever. I don’t understand fashion at all, my ‘Pobody’s Nerfect’ t-shirt should tell you that, but this kind of thing works for me. The more boobage the better. Well done.

Chelsea Hart’s Tasty Looking Bikini Pictures

I don’t have a clue who this Chelsea Hart chick is, she’s British and probably on that show that all the busty Brits seem to be on right now, The Only Way To Essex or something like that. Obviously I don’t know that for sure, I can’t be bothered to actually look it up, but for the sake of this post it’s going to have to do. Whoever she is, she’s hanging out in a bikini eating an ice cream cone and that’s pretty much all I need to know. Enjoy.

Some Jessie J See Through Scariness

This Jessie J chick kind of frightens me a little bit, not to the point where I need to double up on my boxer shorts or anything, but she just looks like someone who could kick my ass. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t like it. Here she is out on the town last night in her sexy mesh bikini short short outfit. I don’t know what she’s wearing, but I see a lot of skin so that’s good enough. Enjoy.