Chris Brown’s Car Wrecked By Mystery Driver One of Breezy’s “throwaway cars,” an old Lamborghini Aventador, was discovered completely smashed up in a random Beverly Hills neighborhood yesterday. The weird part…Chris has no idea who was driving at the time, nor did he even realize the car was gone. Um…Soulja? Either way, according to TMZ , the car is one Chris frequently loans out to friends to play with. But he had no knowledge of anyone using it on the night of the crash. The car was completely abandoned when cops arrived, so short of someone coming forward and letting Chris know who wrecked his isht — which we doubt will happen — it’s not likely that it’ll come to light. Plus, cops aren’t pressed since no one was hurt and no other property was damaged. Looks like Chris better start sending his friends out in ubers… TMZ/Instagram
Texas Teacher Extorted For $28,000 In Student Sex Scandal We’ve done A LOT of stories about teachers who decided to let their students smash them to smithereens , but we’ve never heard of a situation like this. The NYPost is reporting that a Texas teacher was forced to pay $28,000 in a blackmail scheme. Thao “Sandy” Doan arrested for sexually assaulting a 14-year-old student at Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School. The boy’s mother told investigators earlier this month that he was receiving “large amounts of money” that he was using for “illegal purposes,” which created problems at home, according to the affidavit. The boy’s mother told administrators the payments needed to stop and provided investigators with screenshots of messages showing that her son asked for money. “… watch ima start getting the pics and everything ready … to show the cops right I anit [sic] playing,” one message read. According to DallasNews , Doan was a soccer and cross-country coach for the school. She told the cops that she contacted the boy via Instagram, Kik and text message before they ended up having sex in a park back in 2015. They had sex several other times in November and December of the same year. ‘She did very bad. She did bad,” the mother said, “and I’m not condoning what he did because I know he was wrong at what he also did because blackmailing is not acceptable.” Of all these students who have chopped down their teachers, this kid was the only one who thought to squeeze some bread out of her to keep s#!t on the low. Image via Dallas Co. Sheriff
Texas Teacher Extorted For $28,000 In Student Sex Scandal We’ve done A LOT of stories about teachers who decided to let their students smash them to smithereens , but we’ve never heard of a situation like this. The NYPost is reporting that a Texas teacher was forced to pay $28,000 in a blackmail scheme. Thao “Sandy” Doan arrested for sexually assaulting a 14-year-old student at Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School. The boy’s mother told investigators earlier this month that he was receiving “large amounts of money” that he was using for “illegal purposes,” which created problems at home, according to the affidavit. The boy’s mother told administrators the payments needed to stop and provided investigators with screenshots of messages showing that her son asked for money. “… watch ima start getting the pics and everything ready … to show the cops right I anit [sic] playing,” one message read. According to DallasNews , Doan was a soccer and cross-country coach for the school. She told the cops that she contacted the boy via Instagram, Kik and text message before they ended up having sex in a park back in 2015. They had sex several other times in November and December of the same year. ‘She did very bad. She did bad,” the mother said, “and I’m not condoning what he did because I know he was wrong at what he also did because blackmailing is not acceptable.” Of all these students who have chopped down their teachers, this kid was the only one who thought to squeeze some bread out of her to keep s#!t on the low. Image via Dallas Co. Sheriff
REALLY?! Minnesota Cop Faces Misdemeanor For Punching 14-Year-Old Girl A St. Paul cop is on paid leave after he punched a 14-year-old girl TWICE in the face for spitting on him. A teen who was described as being upset, possibly suicidal and in need of psychiatric help, allegedly spat in the face of officer Michael Soucheray who then punched her and called her a “f*** b***.” The Washington Post reports: St. Paul Police Officer Michael Soucheray and his partner, Chris Rhoades, were sent to defuse the situation at Brittany’s Place, a shelter for girls on the east side of the Minnesota city in December. But the teenager “became agitated,” a criminal complaint says, and she gave officers and shelter staff the silent treatment. […] Then she cleared her throat and spat in Soucheray’s face, the complaint and the officer’s attorney say. Soucheray, a seven-year member of the police department, balled up his fist and punched the girl in the face, the complaint says. Then he did it again. He grabbed her by the jaw and called her “f—— b—-,” according to the complaint. On Monday, Soucheray was charged with fifth-degree assault, a misdemeanor that could land the officer in prison for 90 days. And the officer’s punch in the back of a patrol car has embroiled another Twin Cities police department in the heated national debate about police use of force. Soucheray is on paid administrative leave, as his police department conducts an internal investigation, according to his department’s Facebook page. Wow, only a misdemeanor? A rep for the officer says he was protecting himself from possible diseases when he punched the 14-year-old. Do YOU think the cop got the right punishment for assaulting a child?
Chili Dog Fight Leads Step-Father To Murder Step-Son In Front Of Mother An argument over a chili dog has lead to a man’s untimely demise in a state where anything and everything heinous is possible… Florida . According to the Daytona-Beach News Journal , a 68 year old step-father (Danny Holder) has been arrested for the murder of his 55-year-old step-son (Randall Lowen) after the two men got into a heated argument over the classic cookout fare. Based on the report, Holder shot his 55-year-old stepson in the face as Lowen spoke to his mother Jackie Holder in the kitchen of their residence at the 6500 block of Shahab Lane on Monday about 8 a.m. The three, and an older brother Michael Lowen, share the house. But family members said Monday that Holder and Lowen drank and argued “regularly.” In a phone interview Monday, Michael Holder said the men got along, “as long as they’re not drinking.” Well, we’re not sure if they drink tequila for breakfast around the Holder-Lowen household, but Tuesday morning, the arguments persisted: Tuesday morning as Lowen was getting ready to go to work on his landscaping business, he and Holder got into another argument. Lowen asked Holder what time it was and Holder responded, “You have a clock on the nightstand. Look for yourself,” the report states. At that point, Lowen went to the kitchen where Jackie Holder was standing and she asked her son what the argument was about this time. Lowen began mimicking his stepfather and Holder walked into the kitchen and pulled out a gun, the report states. Jackie Holder told Lowen to run; she heard two loud bangs and watched as her son crumpled to the floor, the report states. The the f**k is WRONG with the people in this state??!?! Image via Florida Police/Facebook/Shutterstock
The Internet Vs. Trump’s Big Dumb Wall It’s only Day 5 of Trump’s already disastrous Presidency and he’s determined to drag America into the orangey pits of debt Hell by building his big dumb wall (after claiming he wouldn’t build the big dumb wall) in yet another terrifying moment that has everyone other than loyal Trumpers on edge. Hit the flip for the latest horrible Trumnp moment that broke Twitter.
“I was pissed!”— Rickey Smiley Rickey Smiley Defends His Son Malik Smiley People are steaming mad at Rickey Smiley’s teenage son and the comedian/radio host is responding. On a recent episode of “Rickey Smiley: For Real”, Rickey’s 15-year-old son Malik was seen going on a blind date with a black girl. When his cousin, who set him up on the date, asked him how it was going Malik told him he wasn’t feeling it. Why? Because he doesn’t find black girls attractive. “Her face,” said Malik. “Black females are not attractive to me. I look at them like my sisters… I went to an all-white school. Sometimes people have different tastes, and I don’t have a taste for her.” W….T….F…??? (6:50 mark) Your browser does not support iframes. Rickey has since said the producer on the show made his son say that… and he’s highly disappointed. Rickey addressed the controversy on his morning show; hit the flip.
Remy Ma Suffers Miscarriage Sad news for Remy Ma and Papoose was revealed on tonight’s episode of Love & Hip Hop. As you know, Pap has been pressing Remy to slow her work schedule down and work on having a brand new baby now that she’s back home for good. Early in the episode, Remy revealed that she was indeed carrying a child and decided to surprise Papa Pap with the good news. Papoose was so elated with the news that he knocked the table over in happiness: But that amazing high was met with a crushing low when Remy learned that not only was she losing the baby due to an ectopic pregnancy…but that she wouldn’t be able to carry any more children on her own from this point forward. Remy even gave her own personal message about her trying time on Instagram. Great to see that she hasn’t let this situation break her. We wish Remy and Papoose all the best in their In Vitro journey, and hope they’ll have that baby they want very soon. Vh1/Instagram
New Florida Radio Station To Program Music For Latina Strippers Because, Florida . According to RadioInsight , a new red-hot radio station will be filling the Florida airwaves with bass-heavy bangers that will have all the pole-dancin’ mamis shakin’ their culos. “El Booty” will blast off on 106.9 W295CF Clearwater/92.5 WYUU-HD2 Safety Harbor and is said to be a resthaven for latina strippers. The stations bills itself as: “The Official Station For Latina Strippers Of Tampa Bay” with a hip-hop mix of what was called “Booty Bass” in the 1990s. Make ya money, mami. Image via RadioInsight
Cari Champion Has An Extreme Awkward Interview With Big Boi From Outkast Look, we love Cari Champion . The radiance of her melanin is the stuff that #BlackGirlMagic dreams are made of. But she had a very bad day at work today. While interviewing Big Boi about his thoughts on the Atlanta Falcons big NFC Championship game against the Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers, she got a lil’ too cute and she was left picking toe jam out of her teeth. Cari asked Daddy Fat Sax whether his pet dog, “Halle Berry”, is bad or boujee, but the gag is… Ooooops! Hard to research whether or not his dog was still living, but still. Yikes. Image via Instagram
