Most Hilarious Vines On The Internet Back again with another hilarious collection of Vines for the weekend. Hit the jump for the funniest Vines of the week .
Ice Cream Truck Driver Molests 11-Year-Old Girl The kids aren’t safe this summer….SMH A New York ice cream truck driver is being put on BLAST for fondling a child who tried to buy a frozen confection from him. CBS New York reports: A Long Island man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly sexually abusing a child in Wyandanch last month. Muhammad Chaudhry was operating his ice cream truck in Wyandanch on May 21 at approximately 7:25 p.m. when an 11-year-old girl approached the truck, police said. During the ensuing transaction, Chaudhry fondled the child, police said. After an investigation by Special Victims Section detectives, Chaudhry was arrested. Chaudhry, 63, of Middle Village, was charged with sexual abuse in the first-degree, and endangering the welfare of a child. He is scheduled to appear at First District Court in Central Islip on June 5. Anyone with further information is asked to call the Special Victims Section at 631-852-6531. Sicko! CBS NY, Suffolk County Police
These people in Florida are GENIUSES. Man Poses As Cop, Pulls Over Real Cop In Florida A man in St. Augustine, Florida posing as a police officer pulled over a real police officer…on purpose. SMH! WUSA 9 reports : A 20-year-old is behind bars for allegedly activating illegal police lights on his car while behind an officer. Matthew Michael Lee McMahon, 20, was spotted by a detective in an unmarked with the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office while Monday driving on International Golf Parkway at 8:35 p.m., according to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office. When the Det. Chance Anderson passed McMahon, McMahon allegedly activated a red and blue light bar on his 1999 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor. “I pulled over to confront the individual. At which point, he pulled up next to me. Kind of gave me the ‘slow down’ look and pointed this finger at me,” Anderson told FCN. The detective pulled over on the shoulder of the road and McMahon drove away. The SJSO detective conducted a traffic stop on McMahon, who allegedly provided numerous spontaneous statements on the roadside as to why he was in possession of emergency lights. “I was shocked to, number one, see somebody affecting a traffic stop on me,” Detective Chance Anderson said. “We are a rather large department, but I still know a majority of our law enforcement officers.” Detectives continued the investigation and determined McMahon has never been a certified law enforcement officer. Anderson told FCN he has been on the force for 10 years and has never seen anything like this. The ironic thing? Detective Anderson’s work includes catching police impersonators. McMahon has also been charged with unlawfully displaying blue lights. He is currently being held in the St. Johns County Detention Facility on bonds totaling $5,500. This guy must have WANTED to get arrested.
NYPD Arrests over 100 Harlem Residents In Largest Gang Bust In New York History Over 100 gang affiliates are off the streets in Harlem tonight after a massive drugs and weapons bust that took place in two housing projects early this morning. Via MailOnline : More than 100 members of three feuding gangs were arrested in Harlem for killings and gun violence on Wednesday in what was described as the largest indictment of gang members in New York City’s history, authorities said. The arrests and indictments were part of a conspiracy investigation that stemmed from the 2011 murder of Tayshana Murphy, an 18-year-old high-school basketball star, a person familiar with the investigation said. Hundreds of New York City police officers, many heavily armed, swarmed the Manhattanville and Grant Houses in the early morning hours. The coordinated action began at approximately 6 a.m. when teams of cops from gang divisions across the city donned helmets and carried battering rams as they simultaneously stormed several apartments. Those arrested included some of the most dangerous gang members accused of terrorizing residents of the housing complexes, according to police. More than 400 NYPD cops flooded the neighboring Manhattanville and Grant Houses, near Amsterdam Avenue and West 125th Street around 5:30 a.m. There were 103 arrests in the sweep, of those, 41 were already in jail on other charges, police sources said. NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton was at the 33rd Precinct station house and addressed officers before the early-morning raid, sources said. ‘This is one of the biggest takedowns in NYPD history,’ a police source told the New York Post. Some of those who were arrested this morning were laughing as police lead them out in handcuffs One of them shouted, ‘Happy Stack Day!’ referring to his gang, the ‘Staccs.’ Members of the ‘Make it Happen Boyz’ and ‘Money Avenue’ were the other groups caught up in the raid. Police brought out two men the Manhattanville housing complex as Police Commissioner Bratton looked on. ‘We ain’t no f–king gang. I ain’t in no f–king gang,’ a man identified by his mother as Isaac Waterman, 20, said as police walked him in cuffs to a waiting police van. ‘Y’all just f–king up my life,’ he yelled. Dozens of the charged gang members will face first-degree conspiracy counts on which they’ll face a max of 25 years to life in prison. Their arraignments are expected to begin Thursday in Manhattan Supreme Court. Hopefully that neighborhood will be much safer for the families that live there now! However…with that number of arrests, do you think the police are really sure they have all the correct people? Just a thought… Twitter
Awwww… WGN photographer Steve Segers delivered his baby on the Dan Ryan expressway Wednesday morning, while being guided on his cellphone by a 911 operator. WGN-NDN
Brokey gotta get paid so he can keep wearing the finest of Phat Farm fashions …SMH Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boyfriend O’Shea Da Model Accused Of Being An Escort There’s currently a nasty rumor going around that Erica Dixon’s brawny broke ex-boo O’Shea Da Model is out here slanging man meat…for a price. Several sites are reporting that they found a back page ad from “Da Model” offering his services to the highest bidder and giving deets on his “erotic massage” skills. SMH So is it true?? Hit the flip to find out…
Brokey gotta get paid so he can keep wearing the finest of Phat Farm fashions …SMH Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boyfriend O’Shea Da Model Accused Of Being An Escort There’s currently a nasty rumor going around that Erica Dixon’s brawny broke ex-boo O’Shea Da Model is out here slanging man meat…for a price. Several sites are reporting that they found a back page ad from “Da Model” offering his services to the highest bidder and giving deets on his “erotic massage” skills. SMH So is it true?? Hit the flip to find out…
Unbeweaveable. Vivica Fox Models Interesting Wig In Advertisement When she’s not threatening to bust heads over social media , Aunt Viv is promoting several of her other business ventures. One Facebook user recently spotted a print ad of the knifed-up actress modeling a piece from the Vivica Fox Hair Line . Yes, you read that correctly. No, this isn’t an advertisement for the Halloween Superstore. This completely unconvincing synthetic style will certainly turn some heads…ladies would you rock this?
This man is a hero for anyone who has ever worked retail… Manager Sprays Shoplifter With Febreze Air Freshener Febreze not only freshens up your home’s smellier spaces…it doubles as improvised mase during a confrontation ! Peep the video: You can just tell that curse-out and floral freshness attack came from the sheer frustration of working a long shift and dealing with unforeseen levels of ratchetness . Unfortunately, looks like the hilarious confrontation got this manager fired. He was only trying to protect his store’s merchandise! Via TMZ : Girrrrl … the dollar store manager who got famous on the Internet for spraying Febreze in the face of an alleged shoplifter … is now famously unemployed — TMZ has learned the guy got fired. The video is damn entertaining — Gavyn Edlinger, the manager at Family Dollar in Saginaw, Mich. confronted a few alleged shoplifters (one of whom was pregnant) in the parking lot last week. It quickly turned into screaming, yelling, the Febreze spray and this classic line — “Bitch, what I want you to do is do something. I will whoop yo’ ass!” Gavyn tells TMZ he was canned six days after the confrontation — and it probably didn’t help that it blew up on the web. Edlinger called the incident an unfortunate scene and claims the mother of one of the girls in the video called the store to apologize. He says he tried to have the video taken down, but when the guy refused … he decided to just own it. Should look good on his resumé. The Internet will fawk you up every time! But you know how this viral stuff goes…wouldn’t be surprised if Febreze found a way to offer him a check for his troubles.
Regina Hall Offers Meek Mill Sex In Exchange For Free Headphones The cast of “Think Like A Man Too” has been hitting the promo trail heavy over the course of the last few months and, as you would imagine, there have been some pretty funny moments so far. Keeping up with the hilarious, filter-free foolery that the movie is known for, starring actress Regina Hall recently made a quick PSA directed at MMG rapper Meek Mill where she made him an….interesting….offer. Take a look in the video clip below: We’re sure Meek is somewhere riiiiiiiight now plotting on how to turn this from a joke into a serious exchange. And we don’t blame him one bit.
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