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Fickle Follicle Fiasco: Twitter Caught Balding Bron-Bron With 88% Ceiling Missing & Dunked On His Desolate Dome

pic.twitter.com/t3zs3iKTHM — Dre (@Crotin) November 12, 2018 King Bron’s Bald Spots Shatters Twitter We love you Bron-Bron but it really  REALLY might be time to let it go–seriously, like, forreal forreal–based on a recent postgame glimpse of his missing ceiling that sent Go Sports Twitter into a hilariously petty TIZZY. y’all leave bron alone pic.twitter.com/tkPpcRjgA9 — (@PlayoffKobe) November 12, 2018 Peep the hilarious hysteria over Bron-Bron’s missing ceiling on the flip.

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Say It Again! MORE Hilarious Hood Accent Memes

“I looove your accent, where’d you say you want to eat again?” pic.twitter.com/Ie5tmnH1rO — jr. (@tayojunior) November 9, 2018 Hilarious Hood Accent Memes We back-we back-we baaaack with another hilarious batch of hood accent memes fresh out the grease for your chilly Monday cackles. “I love your accent, say MJ's name again” pic.twitter.com/9zMVAczDt3 — T H E L I L A C R O S E (@Simi_Sophia) November 9, 2018 Peep MORE of the funniest hood accent memes on the flip.

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The Cookie Momster: NC Mother Charged With Stealing $1600 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies From Daughter’s Troop

John Moore/Getty Images North Carolina Mom Ordered $1600 Worth Of Cookies From Daughter’s Troop And Failed To Pay In another “epitome of a trash mom” moment, 31-year-old Noel Hines was arrested for theft in North College Hill, NC this week after allegedly accepting a large order ($1600!) for Girl Scout cookies to sell for her daughter’s troop last March but failing to pay up to the Girl Scouts of Western Ohio… According to Daily Mail reports: Girl Scout officials and police say they attempted to contact Hines over a period of six months to procure the $1600 owed, but were not successful — SO, when Hines was arrested last week on unrelated charges, she was also charged with theft at the North College Hill Mayor’s court. Hines has been arraigned and is scheduled to appear in court on November 28. The Girl Scouts of Western Ohio said situations regarding theft in their troop are ‘infrequent’ and ‘unfortunate.’ ‘When we have evidence that an adult misuses troop funds, we pursue vigorously and, when appropriate, contact law enforcement to recover as much money for the troop as possible. This is not something we take lightly,’ the company said in a statement. Peep the Facebook post that the North College Hill Police Department put up regarding Hines: The Girl Scouts Of America cookie manual prices the cookies at $4 per box, which would mean Hines made off with about 400 boxes of cookies. SMH!

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The Cookie Momster: NC Mother Charged With Stealing $1600 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies From Daughter’s Troop

The Cookie Momster: NC Mother Charged With Stealing $1600 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies From Daughter’s Troop

John Moore/Getty Images North Carolina Mom Ordered $1600 Worth Of Cookies From Daughter’s Troop And Failed To Pay In another “epitome of a trash mom” moment, 31-year-old Noel Hines was arrested for theft in North College Hill, NC this week after allegedly accepting a large order ($1600!) for Girl Scout cookies to sell for her daughter’s troop last March but failing to pay up to the Girl Scouts of Western Ohio… According to Daily Mail reports: Girl Scout officials and police say they attempted to contact Hines over a period of six months to procure the $1600 owed, but were not successful — SO, when Hines was arrested last week on unrelated charges, she was also charged with theft at the North College Hill Mayor’s court. Hines has been arraigned and is scheduled to appear in court on November 28. The Girl Scouts of Western Ohio said situations regarding theft in their troop are ‘infrequent’ and ‘unfortunate.’ ‘When we have evidence that an adult misuses troop funds, we pursue vigorously and, when appropriate, contact law enforcement to recover as much money for the troop as possible. This is not something we take lightly,’ the company said in a statement. Peep the Facebook post that the North College Hill Police Department put up regarding Hines: The Girl Scouts Of America cookie manual prices the cookies at $4 per box, which would mean Hines made off with about 400 boxes of cookies. SMH!

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What The Hell?! Man Burns Whole Family With Hot Oil Before Lighting Apartment On Fire

Getty Images Man Burns His Family With Hot Oil, Sparks Fire In Apartment A man in The Bronx splashed relatives with sizzling hot oil on Friday, burning his 2-month-old grandson and sparking a fire in the family’s apartment, according to police. 41-year-old Ricardo McDonald got into an argument with his 19-year-old daughter and 18-year-old son around 10:30 a.m., which is when he began flicking them with hot oil from a cooking pan, the sources said. McDonald’s daughter was in the family’s living room holding her 2-month-old boy, who was also burned. Next, McDonald allegedly ran to a back room of their home, where he spilled oil on other two women, ages 60 and 87. According to authorities, everyone tried to flee the fifth-floor apartment but were trapped by a fire sparked when McDonald tossed some hot oil on a couch. Building residents say that McDonald tried to trap his family in the apartment by blocking the door with furniture. “Murder!” his children yelled as they tried to escape, recalled neighbor Shawn McLeod. “This was behind the door,” said a neighbor, referencing a waterlogged sofa and easy chair that sat in the hallway amid ashes and puddles of water. The suspect’s son and daughter eventually escaped with the child and sought shelter with a third-floor neighbor. “They were crying out and they were banging my door,” said Dawn Breconidge. “When I opened the door, they rushed in, and I said ‘What happened?’ And he said, ‘My dad just throw oil on us, on me and my sister and the baby.’” The victims were taken to Montefiore Medical Center, along with a firefighter who suffered a minor injury. McDonald faces multiple counts of attempted murder, assault and arson. According to police, he is currently being held for psychiatric evaluation.

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When The D2B: Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend Claiming His Large Penis Stretched Her Vagina

Getty Images 29-year old Silindile Mangena filed a lawsuit on her ex-boyfriend Mugove Kurima, claiming that “his abnormally long penis” stretched her vagina. Metro News reports: Silindile Mangena, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, 37, in 2016. However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. She now wants to have reconstructive surgery which costs a massive 150,000 Rand (£8,000) and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee. Kurima has yet to speak out about the bizarre lawsuit. And no word on the actual size of his manhood.

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Funniest Memes Of The Week, Vol. 109

Good night pic.twitter.com/8m1cawdX79 — Man of the Decade (@MissZindzi) November 5, 2018 Hilarious Memes Of The Week Back at it again with another collection of hilarious memes fresh out the grease for your weekend funny. “I love your hood accent, say it again!” Me: “Moken Troll” pic.twitter.com/y07OeFMclZ — Rell Sosa (@TerrellT_) November 5, 2018 Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip.

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Gone For Good: Jimmy Henchman Gets Two Life Sentences For The Murder Of 50 Cent Affiliate Lodi Mack

Photo by Johnny Nunez/WireImage Jimmy Henchman Charged With 2 Life Sentences In Lodi Mack Murder There’s no doubt about it, Jimmy Henchman is going to jail for life. A Manhattan judge offered absolutely no mercy to former hip-hop boss Jimmy Henchman in court this week. Henchman was sentenced to two life prison sentences for the murder Lowell “Lodi Mack” Fletcher. Back in 2007, Lodi Mack, with the help of Tony Yayo, roughed up Jimmy’s 14-year-old son, which happened during a time where a deadly feud between Game and G-Unit was bubbling. At the time, the assault made headlines and even drew protests and condemnation from the likes of Al Sharpton and the National Action Network. Both Tony Yayo and Lodi Mack were eventually convicted of the attack. Lodi Mack  went to jail for the incident, while Tony Yayo received just 10 days of community service. Prosecutors say that Lodi Mack was later shot and killed in the Bronx–on Jimmy’s order–in September of 2009, just weeks after he was released from prison. Jimmy was accused of giving two kilos of cocaine to men in his drug dealing organization, in exchange for the murder of Lodi Mack. Years later in 2014, Jimmy’s trial for the murder resulted in a hung jury. Though Henchman was found guilty of the murders later that year, the verdict was overturned in 2016 after an appeals court ruled that the judge overseeing the trial was wrong for limiting a line of questioning to Brian McCleod. Jimmy was ultimately convicted of Lodi Mack’s murder in November of 2017. The case finally came to a close just this week, with Jimmy’s formal sentence of two life sentences. Authorities convicted him of running a $10-million-dollar a year drug enterprise known as the “Rosemond Organization.” Jimmy apologized to his friends and family for the situation, but he adamantly denied taking part and in a conspiracy to murder Lodi Mack almost a decade ago. “This is America! I want to apologize to my family and my support system,” Jimmy Henchman said in a statement to AllHipHop . “Most importantly, to my son; When I asked you to intern as a 14 yr old at my office it was because I wanted you to see your father working and have a strong role model. Henchman continued, “I wanted you to look up to brown and black people in boardrooms rather than in the streets. I was proud of the work I was doing. I never thought when I sent you on that errand, you would be surrounded and assaulted by 50 Cent and four G-Unit grown men with guns for wearing a T-shirt.”

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How YOU Doin?! Wendy Show Watchers Are Draggin’ Fiscally Flagrant Five-Time Baby Daddy Future By His Patek

(Photos by: Lloyd Bishop/NBC/Ollie Millington/Redferns) Wendy Williams Fans Are Dragging Future After He Tried To Compare Their Networth The saga continues folks! Right in time for the jokes. Wendy Williams fans are not here for five-time baby daddy Future trying to shade Wendy with his little bank account. Just to recap, Futre was upset with Wendy for telling NO LIES on her show this week, while she reported on his love triangle and baby mama pentagon that sparked messy headlines. We’re breaking down #Future ’s current baby mama drama! More #HotTopics on https://t.co/HuTAJNdit3 pic.twitter.com/dqpD3prO9U — Wendy Williams (@WendyWilliams) November 8, 2018 Future when on Instagram, thanking God he made “more money” than Wendy Williams, but the lie detector determined that was a LIE . Future seems to think he’s richer than Wendy Williams. pic.twitter.com/XoJ42RfkjN — Inga (@sauvignonelle) November 9, 2018 Hit the flip to see how Future’s IG fingers are getting him dragged back to an accountant.

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Say Sayonara: Kendall Jenner’s Alleged Stalker Gets Ordered To Stay Away For 5 Years

photodesk@splashnews.com Kendall Jenner Gets Some Good News In Regards To Alleged Stalker Kendall Jenner has been dealing with some uncomfortably close calls with her personal space for what seems like forever, but luckily for her, things are looking up. According to reports from Page Six , the model’s alleged stalker, John Ford, has been ordered to stay away from her for the next five years. A judge granted the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star a permanent restraining order against Ford on Friday morning. This brand new order requires John Ford to stay at least 100 yards away from Kendall Jenner and her house at all times. Along with keeping his distance, he also won’t be allowed to contact her at all. “We now have a Criminal Protective Order and a Civil Harassment Protective Order against Mr. Ford. He is also being criminally prosecuted for stalking Ms. Jenner and trespassing on her property,” Jenner’s attorney told Page Six . “We will take all necessary steps to ensure that Kendall—and all members of the family—are protected by the Courts and the law.” Like we mentioned before, this problem with invasions of personal space and alleged stalkers is unfortunately nothing new for the model. Jenner had previously obtained a temporary restraining order in October after For was arrested, released, and then arrested again for violating another restraining order. Hopefully, this new restraining order is taken more seriously by Ford.

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