I don’t blame you if you don’t immediately recognize the name Kara Del Toro , but trust me, you’re going to want to get to know her ASAP. Because after this smoking hot bikini photoshoot she did for Beach Bunny, I’m convinced that Kara’s got what it takes to become a household name: a killer body, a willingness to show it off for the cameras, and an endorsement from a very influential and famous celebrity blogger. OK, fine, so technically, she really only needs the first two, but I still want to be able to take credit when Kara’s career blows up. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos
We know that Jessica Simpson has lots of sex with her husband because she makes a point of telling us every time she logs into Instagram. But now it looks like all that time on Eric’s Johnson may have led to a surprise visit from the stork. Jessica, in case you’re reading this, a large bird isn’t literally going to visit your home. It’s just a figure of speech that means you’re pregnant. Okay, okay – Jess might be pregnant based on speculation prompted by a few a photos of her leaving a restaurant with the slightest of abdominal protrusions last night. In all likelihood, Jess was simply rocking a food baby, but speculating that she had a carb-heavy meal isn’t as fun as speculating that she’s knocked up, now is it? As The Superficial pointed out, Jessica is usually hammered when she leaves a restaurant, so the fact that she passed on her usual after-dinner fifth might be a surer sign that she’s expecting than her barely perceptible hint of a belly. Just in case you forgot, here’s Jess during a typical night on the town: Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club! And here she is on the red carpet: Jessica Simpson Slurs Her Words Hell, here she is hawking her own clothing line on the Home Shopping Network: Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? The girl enjoys the occasional adult beverage, is what we’re saying. So does the fact that she was sporting a bit of a belly while walking out a restaurant stone sober mean she’s pregnant? Not necessarily, but if the wobbly three-inch heel fits… View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Is Sophie Turner planning something sexy? Fleshbot Frankie Essex white panties upskirt Taxi Driver Movie Nina Agdal camel toe in New York City The Nip Slip Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret Drunken Stepfather Gina Buldorini beach time topless Egotastic All Stars Luna Kitsuen flashing in public Boobie Blog Gia Ramey-Gay in a bikini at the beach Last Men on Earth Prince was such a badass, he was once a DC Comics superhero Double Viking Katie Kearney putting the smoking hot nudity in Earth Day Steakwood … read more Continue reading →
I’m pretty sure we’ve gone over this before, but just in case any of you out there have an even worse memory than I do, here’s a quick refresher: this blonde cutie with the great profile is Dove Cameron , and yes, she’s legal, even though she’s still got a show on the Disney Channel. Anyway, here she is at a charity event making me want to get out my wallet and make a sizeable donation. Yow! Photos: WENN.com
Here’s professional hottie and instant pants fire Alexis Ren back with another smoking hot bikini photoshoot, and either it just went from spring to summer outside overnight or my pants region’s gone supernova, because I’m starting to seriously sweat. Either way, I’m going to need to take a cold shower stat. Enjoy.
Celebrities have a funny way of announcing relationships these days. They never really come right out and say it, they just tease us with a bunch of Instagram pics until we get the hint. Kaley Cuoco has been doing this song and dance with us since last month, when she posted a first pic of herself with a new man licking her face. In the caption, she included a single pink heart and arrow emoji. The man turned out to be Karl Cook, a professional equestrian rider whose love of horses Kaley shares. Then a second photo of Karl kissing Kaley’s head seemed to confirm the relationship a week later. But could the photo she posted yesterday be the smoking gun? In this pic above, a very smiley Kaley nuzzles Karl’s face, and the two appear positively smitten. “That’s what happy looks like,” Kaley wrote in the caption, including a pink heart emoji. Adorable. They certainly do seem happy, which is great news since Kaley suffered a painful split from husband Ryan Sweeting just last year. Since then, The Big Bang Theory actress has been linked romantically to Paul Blackthorn, Sam Hunt and even her co-star and former beau Johnny Galecki. However, Kaley never Instagrammed any of these gents the way she has been with Karl. Could this be the real deal? We’re happy for Kaley, but we hope she takes it slow this time. With any luck, she’s learned from her last marriage that getting engaged after three months of dating is just way too soon.
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Yesterday, we reported that Selena Gomez has been gettin’ it on Marvin Gaye-style with singer Charlie Puth, and wouldn’t you know it, Justin Bieber is sad. Since Biebs learned of the new romance , he’s been texting his ex nonstop, probably including plenty of cry emojis, begging her to ditch what’s-his-face and give him another chance, according to HollywoodLife . “Justin hates the rumors of a Charlie and Selena relationship and he has been blowing up her phone trying to talk to her about it,” a source told the site. “He is threatened that he will lose her to him. He isn’t taking responsibility that his own actions are to blame for not having her in his life.” So, Justin, maybe it IS too late to say sorry. The thing is, Selena’s been sending some mixed messages. She’s been flirting with Justin on Instagram and attended his concert last week, and sources say they were seen getting real chummy backstage. But, hey, Selena’s a single lady, and Justin’s on tour, so what’s a girl to do? She and Charlie appear to have a strong mental connection, so she might as well explore the potential there. “I don’t know if anyone really understands me,” Puth told Us Weekly . “Which is why I hang out with Selena Gomez. She gets me.” A friend of Selena’s says she’s “super into” Charlie, and so far we haven’t heard any reports of him throwing eggs at houses or whizzing in buckets at restaurants. Doggonit, he may just be a keeper! View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: Shirtless and Sexy in Interview!
Like many celebrities, Bella Thorne has both public and private social media accounts. On her public Instagram, Bella bounces around braless for our amusement, while on her private Instagram…well, we don’t know what she does, and frankly we don’t care. It can’t get much more awesome than that, especially with the site’s no-nipple policy. Bella Thorne Smoking Weed Anyway, on her public Snapchat account, Bella interacts with fans, and – if the video above is any indication – on her private Snapchat she burns down fat-ass blunts like the love child of Miley Cyrus and Snoop Dogg. We can understand why she tried (and failed) to keep her love of the ganja under wraps. After all, Bella is only 18, and she’s s recent product of the same Nickelodeon star-making machine. Then again, the girl is 18, she posts photos of her butt online like it’s her job (which we guess it sort of is), and there are far worse things she could be doing than getting stoned while taking a selfie video. Like we said, Bella is still in that awkward stage between child and adult stardom, and she’s probably still feeling out what sort of behavior is appropriate for her. We think this fine; others may disagree. We just hope she doesn’t get all baked and go out licking donuts like fellow Nick alum Ariana Grande. View Slideshow: 28 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos EVER!
Fashion Week Paris is probably one of the biggest moments in the career of any fashion designer. No matter how much success you’ve had, you probably won’t get everyone talking about all the new clothes you created. So, it must be a little sad that probably what most people will remember about this year’s Fashion Week Paris is Selena Gomez’s cleavage. … read more
