I know I’ve got it pretty good as a professional blogger, considering I don’t have to go into an office and/or ever put on pants, but every so often I come across a job that’s way better. And I just found another one, courtesy of Bella Thorne ‘s Snapchat: being Bella’s personal lotion applier. Looks like she’s already got her legs covered, but if Bella ever needs one for her upper half, I’m in. I’d better start getting my resume ready just in case.
Spotted: Lonely Boy is not as lonely as you would think. Penn Badgley wed his longtime love, Domino Kirke in a beautiful ceremony in Brooklyn . Hey, it’s hardly the Upper East Side, but Brooklyn is a beautiful place to tie the knot. Thanks to their friends and family taking snaps of the big event which was held on Monday, we have pictures of the happy couple. There’s no denying that the two of them look very cute together. Badgley began dating Kirke in late 2014, so it’s clear they know a lot about one another. Let’s just hope a new Gossip Girl does not show up and starts sending malicious updates about their life together. Domino is the sister of Jemima Kirke, who currently stars on Girls. Jemima took to Twitter to congratulate the pair on this momentous occasion with a cheeky message. “Congratulations ya shitheads! @PennBadgley and @DominoKirke it’s all downhill from here. In a good way!” A later tweet from the star even went as far as making lofty claims about their names. “To clarify they’re married. domino badkirke. Penn kirkley.” We’re sure Jemima is just joking around with her followers. Those names sound like something you would hear on a really bad direct-to-DVD movie. Penn played the role of Dan Humphrey on Gossip Girl for six seasons. It was a genre-defining hit, but it had one of the most bizarre twists in the history of teen dramas. It turned out that Badgley’s alter-ego was Gossip Girl. To this day, some fans are still bitter over the reveal because it did not make the most sense. If anything, it proved the character was more of a sociopath than someone who should have been marrying the likes of Serena Van Der Woodsen. As you probably already know, Penn dated Blake Lively who was his co-star on Gossip Girl. We wish the couple the best in this new chapter. View Slideshow: 33 Hot TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life
Gary From Chicago Released From Prison 3 Days Prior To Attending The Oscars Despite the bevy of problems that people had with Jimmy Kimmel’s hosting job at the Oscars, he did do one good thing. At one point during the show, Jimmy brought out a busload of fans and allowed them to walk through the theater and meet-and-greet with Hollyweird’s biggest and brightest. Two of those fans were “Gary from Chicago” and his fiancée Vickie Vines. Gary’s story is pretty remarkable as he was released from a California prison just 3 days before the Oscars after served 20 years for multiple felonies! Gary spoke to ABC7 about his experience: Image via YouTube
Future Not Finished Talking About Ciara, Goes IN On “My Collection” After the legal troubles Future faced following his little Twitter rants about Ciara you would think the rapper wouldn’t want those kind of problems anymore — but apparently Nayvadius is still out here not giving any fawks because his latest release ‘HNDRXX’ features a song called “My Collection” that goes pretty damn hard at his baby mom — and the lyrics seem to be undeniably about her. She told me she was an angel She f**ked two rappers and three singers She got a few athletes on speed dial I’m tryna get the case dismissed before I see trial And these codeine habits ain’t got nothin’ to do with my lil’ child No this codeine ain’t got nothin’ to do with my lil’ child Considering the custody case the pair had over baby Future it seems pretty obvious who he’s talking about. Not to mention Bow Wow and 50 Cent are two rappers. Who are the three singers though? And which athletes are on speed dial. Obviously Russell Wilson, maybe Amare Stoudemire too… Who else though? The lyric appears later in the song as well as Future raps: She told me she was an angel She f**ked two rappers and three singers I’ma keep it genuine and tell the truth to you I got this jawn, she know what to do with me And right now I don’t know what to do with you I don’t wanna sound like I’m bein’ rude with you She caught a red eye, leavin’ L.A I shoulda gave her to the valet And I had to tell her ’bout Miami After she came with no panty The last part of the verse sounds like it’s about somebody else though. Maybe Larsa? What do you think about Future’s messy lyrics? Should he leave Ciara alone? After all she’s now married to someone else with a baby on the way. Or is he entitled to tell his story as he so chooses?
To say that Angelina Jolie has had a rough few months would be a major understatement. She filed for divorce from her longtime love, Brad Pitt, after a suspicious incident, and since then, she’s been widely perceived to be the bad guy in the split. Brad has stated in court documents that he believes she’s exploiting their children to get ahead in the custody battle, and reports claim that she’s had multiple meltdowns recently. But this weekend, Angelina sat down for an interview with BBC World News. And for the first time, she’s opening up about the divorce. And she sounds pretty reasonable and level-headed to us. About the divorce itself , she said “i don’t want to say very much about that, except to say it was a very difficult time and … and we are a family and we will always be a family, and we will get through this time and hopefully be a stronger family for it. “Many, many people find themselves in this situation,” she went on. “My whole, my family … we’ve all been through a difficult time.” “My focus is my children, our children … and my focus is finding this way through. We are and forever will be a family. I am coping with finding a way through to make sure that this somehow makes us stronger and closer.” She said that “It’s been a difficult few months,” but “Right now, I’m going through a moment when just everybody’s in my room. Two dogs, two hamsters and two children at the moment. It’s wonderful.” “But, usually, I just wake up trying to figure out who’s going to get the dog out, who’s doing to start the pancakes and did anybody brush their teeth.” Then Angelina was asked about where she saw herself in five years, and she joked “At this stage, I hope I’m just standing.” In five years, her six children will range in age from 20 years old to 13, so yeah, we imagine “just standing” is a pretty reasonable goal. She continued “In five years’ time I would like to be traveling around the world visiting my children, hoping that they’re just happy and doing really interesting things, and I imagine in many different parts of the world, and I’ll be supporting them.” “Everything I do I hope is that I represent something, and I represent the right things to my children, and give them the right sense of what they’re capable of, and the world as it should be seen.” “Not through the prism of Hollywood,” she said, “or through a certain kind of life, but really take them into the world, where they have a really good sense and become rounded people.” So Angelina sounds pretty good, right? Not at all like the unhinged woman we’ve been hearing about in the tabloids. And thank goodness for that. View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: A Romance Retrospective