I go into computer lockdown every weekend. I feel like I spend too much time on this shit over the week. That I spend too much time on it over the last two decades and I prefer disconnecting from it…giving my hemorrhoids a break from sitting on my chair…and attempt to live in the real world…having adventures…being irresponsible…not disciplined to updating nonsense I don’t give a fuck about… But I do sext girls, and end up on my phone begging for spread asshole pics…then refreshing my snapchat hoping to get spread asshole pics – very rarely getting spread asshole pics… But I did end up clicking on Bella Thorne’s instagram story – which coincided with her snapchat story – you know being a content producer requires lots of venues… And I could see her nipple rings…a bar bell really…and figured you perverts would jerk off to it…while I continue to wait for spread asshole pics… She’s an attention seeker…but I can handle that… The post Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess some people are going to look at these latest Bella Thorne topless Snapchats and make a big deal about how the hardest-working hottie on social media dyed her hair dark blue. But personally, I’m focused on a much more important story: it sure looks like Bella got a nipple piercing to go along with that new hair of hers. And that’s the one I’m really looking forward to seeing her show off.
Bella Thorne is really trying, you guys. She may have pissed off teen Twittter something fierce with her recent romantic entanglements, but she knows how to make it up to her fan base: With lots of gratuitous nudity! Yes, Bella is naked on social media again, proving once more that she really has a keen sense of what makes the Internet tick. If she could find a way to work a funny cat video and a #SaltBae meme into the mix, she’d have the entirety of the Internet summarized in one photo. Anyway, the pics may be garnering Bella plenty of attention, but they’re not doing much to help her rebuild her public image. In case you missed it, Bella royally pissed thousands of youthful pop culture obsessives when she two-timed a couple guys whom you’ve probably never heard of if you’re over 25. Though they may not be household names, Tyler Posey and Charlie Puth have massive online followings, and they turned on Bella with a vengeance last month. According to the version of events that has people all pissed off, Bella was dating Tyler Posey , and the Teen Wolf actor was under the impression that things were getting serious. Little did he know, she was hooking up with Puth, and not really making much of an effort to keep it on the down-low. The situation blew up in Bella’s face when Puth called her out for cheating and publicly ended their affair on Twitter. The #BellaThorneIsOverParty hashtag quickly started trending, and Bella has getting roasted on social media ever since. Nudity is a good way to earn forgiveness, and the Internet usually has a short memory when it comes to celebrity misconduct, but folks just aren’t letting Bella off the hook. We guess it’s a testament to how beloved Posey and Puth are. Or maybe Millennials are just jaded about online nudity. People in their teens and early twenties now barely remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape. They grew up in an era in which nudity was free and on demand at all times. View Slideshow: 33 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos EVER! That’s good news for them, but bad news for Bella. Distracting from bad publicity isn’t as easy as just snapping a few topless selfies anymore.
She doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about boy hair…forcing them in some subliminal way…called “social norms”…to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested… You see, yes, armpit hair, which has been the norm in France forever….and French girls are hot..if they aren;’t from QUebec…hut armpit hair isn’t necessarily the hottest thing to me, I had a weird foster parent who was 300 lbs, pretty much a midget…like had wooden blocks on her brake pedal, was missing a finger and who wore tank tops to showcase her matted armpit hair…as it dripped down and soaked her shirt…and it was vile.. But as a grown man, an adult, if I meet a hairy little 20 year old feminist, or in this case a 40 year old looking feminist…I’m gonna lick those pits and try to stick my dick in it- because who gives a fuck.. What I am actually annoyed or disgusted by is the parading, the peacocking, the “look how fourth wave feminist I am”…as she celebrates her body – and you know has some intellectualized, despite being retarded, spin on why her silent protest that isn’t silent at all because like a VEGAN, and probably is also a VEGAN, she likes to advertise her political theory…instead of doing things productive for the community, why not just do some “Look at me, look at me” photoshoots.. The real offensive thing in all this, as someone who may not love armpit hair, but I fucking LIVE for bush, is that her bush is fucking trimmed, I know out of control bush…it is what I jerk off to…and this pussy is TRIMMED…so don’t shave your fucking pits so people can see your protest…but trim your fucking pussy…for sex..for men..for another women created insecurity….since dudes will fuck anything…even things that smell and are half dead…but keep up the good work motherfuckers… That said, it’s not like anyone knows who Jemima not the Aunt is…but apparently she’s in GIRLS..obviously. The post Jemima Kirke FULL FRONTAL fashion Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, she’s not Joe Simpson, she’s not Homer Simpson, but in this dress you can try to do the HOMER simpson Meme, where they put a bald pussy as his mouth…hilarious….because she’s wearing a SEE through CUNT exposing, or as the Brits call it – FANNY – exposing dress.. BOLD moves, but not really for an exhibitionist trying to get on the DAILYMAIL Snapchat….in the media and it works because we like people who SHOW OFF cunt…in public…on red carpet events…where the paparazzi is…. So I’ve barely heard of her, you’ve probably never heard of her because you’re my alter ego I call “My audience”….but but she’s on some show called…that is the Jersey Shore for the UK called Geordie Shore…I don’t know if she’s still on that show… But she’s an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked from the UK like so many girls from the UK…who were once rumored to be classy and elegant…but are either grey skinned toothless and obese or…Orange and like this… They have a tabloid loving tit and cunt culture and these host bodies are out there for soccer stars to marry and for reality TV to cast and have tits in their newspapers…and she’s one of those… The post Marnie Simpson Pussy Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Remember how all those Samsung Galaxies started randomly catching on fire a while back? Well, I think I might have finally figured out why. See, I’m pretty sure it must have had something to do with Lindsey Pelas and her busty Snapchat selfies. Because they’re so hot, my whole pants region just jumped up a few hundred degrees. So enjoy these, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy. Yow!
Lindsay Pelas is one of these instagram whores – who is so low level – and irrelevant that dudes, mainly bros, follow because her tits are fucking absurdly huge and even magical…up on some hormones in the food or just interesting genetics – or fake tits…but I think they are natural.. I know, how is she not a fat chick, thank god for that deformity, before she becomes a fat chick…as she uses her tits as a tool to get ahead, and rightfully so, they are a wonderful…magical.. A huge talent, that has gone mainstream in a low level way, no magazines are featuring this trash, she probably makes her money escorting and it would be a fucking crime if she didn’t use them…. Imagine she worked as a receptionist, or as a fucking car sales man, or anything but a bitch showing off her tits…It’d be a fucking tragedy… Well, she wore mesh and snapchatted her nipples…because apparently…these big tits have nipples.. The post Lindsay Pelas Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian “Ridin’ Dirty” On The Dunes Of Dubai Looks like Dubai WAS lit. Kim Kardashian traveled to UAE late last week for her makeup artist Mario’s masterclass… Looks like they had a great turn out too. It wasn’t all business no pleasure, either. #Dubai pic.twitter.com/oL7QS8Kefo — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 15, 2017 Kim and her crew hit the sand dunes on four wheelers, visited with wildlife, shopped and visited with local disabled kids. Hit the flip for highlights from the trip! Instagram/Snapchat/Twitter
Maitland Ward is a homie…and I am a fan….even though I don’t really know who she is and I don’t remember her being the busty redhead on Boy Meets World…but I do remember her in later years, or in the last year, because she’s shamelessly naked all the time for her creepy fans and that alone is amazing…. I make fun of her every chance I get…because that’s what friends do to each other….and she emails me every time I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are swingers who need money…and when I call her an attention seeking…. Well she’s naked on snapchat and it’s lovely enough if you’re into 40 year olds with big tits…something that I recently have got into…because I like variety…. The post Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
